A system in Naruto

I thought death would be the end. As it should have been. I sure as hell didn't climb my ass all the way to the top of this building to go to the afterlife. I wanted to get rid of the pain, not make it considerably worse in hell. Though it would seem life had other plans for me.

While i was plummeting to my presumed death a glowing pannel appeared in front of me.

[You have been selected for the Gacha system.]

After the words appeared The world grayed out and I stopped falling and started floating.

[Congratulations host you have been selected to go to the world of naruto. But before you go you have a few choices to make.]

"Ok then, What do you mean by a few choices?"

[well host, first is what gender do you want to be?]

[Male, or Female]

After a few seconds thought, I chose Male, 'why would I change who I am?'

[ok last choice. what is your specializations]

[ninjutsu, taijutsu, kenjutsu, genjitsu, and shurikenjutsu. (please note you can only have two specialties at this time)

"Wait a minute, system why didn't I get to choose which hidden village Ill belong too?"

[Good eye host, the short answer is you don't get a choice. the long answer is Gacha.]

"That doesn't make any sense why don't i get to choose where I'll be reborn?"

[host has 10 seconds to choose specialities before they are chosen for him.]

"Hmm, fine I choose kenjutsu and ninjutsu, but I am not happy about this. I want to speak to your creator. See if you can be so smug if you are destroyed."

[If that's how host wants to play this then I guess I have no other choice. For any complaints please use the number (555)-5FUUCK-UU. And managment will try to contact you as soon as possible.]

"You know what just send me to Naruto already. I don't think I can deal with your snark for much longer."

[well too bad for host me and you will be together forever.]

"Why must you say it like that?", 'freaking yandere system'.

As if listening to my thoughts, the system responded, In a more feminine voice.

[If thats what you're into host]

"Yo, not that I don't mind talking for the rest of eternity but don't we have some place to be?"

[Almost forgot here I'll get started with the reincarnation process now.]

As soon as the system stopped talking I felt incredible pain as if all of my cells were being compressed smaller and smaller Untill my vision went black.

-,---------------'---------------'zz---'------------------------------

[Hey sleepy head, Wake up, Its time for breakfest]

Opening my eyes I couldn't help but wince slightly as my eyes adjusted to the sunlight. I stood up, And saw that I was in a forest. Great, just great a forest when has waking up in a forest ever been a good thing?

[host is forgetting that he has a system.]

[Host has received 'starter package'. would host like to open?]

[yes/no]

Yes please,mr. system sir, give me my starter package I've been a good boy.

[opening starter package]

[katana x1]

[ninjutsu; water clone]

[Alert title earned. Opening status]

Name:

ken tichimura

lvl.

1

str. 5

dex. 5

chk. 5 (chakra)

cha. 6

Int. 4

Luc. 3 (+ 4)

Titles:

Last of a clan. (in the land of fire a small clan of samurai who wholeheartedly accepted and use ninjutsu ran a small village loyal to konoha. you are the last surviving clan member.)

Holder of the gacha system.( you draw weapons and power from the system.

ninjutsu.

Water clone lvl. 1 (can create one relatively weak clone by drawing on nearby bodys of water.

Items.

katana

belt of the tichimura clan.

( show everyone that you are not afraid of your heritage.)

[And thats your status.]

[Oh and before I forget you Have two free Gacha tickets]

"Ok then, Hey system why would you give me a clan and then kill them off. Isnt that a little heartless?"

[Quest activated use your two Gacha tickets]

[reward. Nothing]

I guess you really want me too use my tickets. Fine System. redeem the tickets.

[Redeeming tickets]

[ Kenjutsu: fire style rising sun slash.(self made. uses intense fire to melt its way through enemys) lvl. 1

[hint: Head straight forward to go to konoha]

[tickets have been redeemed]

'Head to konoha, I guess i dont really have anything else to do. though maybe i should head back to my old village and snoop around a little.

[I would listen to my advice host you do not want to go back to that place while weak. trust me I give good advice.]

"Fine then I'll go to konoha but well get there a lot faster if you would point me in the right direction."

After I spoke an arrow appeared in my feild of vision pointing straight ahead of me. Huh I guess the system was right. straight ahead to Konoha