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Dear potential reader, I have stressed on how I might create this synopsis. Not because it is a difficult task but because hmm what is its name? It doesn't really have one so I suppose I’ll have to call it the main character or MC for short. And to be transparent the MC is a sword it just lacks a name so unfortunately I can’t call it by anything other than the MC The reason why I have lamented on how to write this is the MC has already written a synopsis for you. But it’s woefully insulting and does nothing at all to inform you as to what the story might be about. So I will summarize what I can in a brief summary and then I will let you read the MC’s synopsis if you so choose. It’s been almost ten thousand years since the great hero and his party has defeated a great and terrible evil, the Empire. The victory wasn’t as clean as one would like with the hero perishing and the sword bestowed upon him lost. The sword long forgotten and uncollected has been left alone for thousands of years with no company but itself and an occasional insect or spider passing by. With nothing to do it has decided to spend its time writing a book. As luck would have it, as soon as it starts this book a rug in the shape of a human falls in front of it. With fortune finally showing itself it may hope to leave its bleak and boring cave. As I stated, brief. Perhaps you’ll hear from me again, that is if you decide to read the book. Regardless I stated you would get to see the swords synopsis. I’m afraid I will have to postpone the MC's forward at the start of the book as it is quite too long to be in a synopsis. I would however caution against reading its synopsis. It is written in a somewhat unflattering disposition and I wouldn’t want you to be insulted if you had no intention of reading the book. For those that do plan to read the book some friendly advice, skip the forward, don't even think about reading it as it is very unseemly. In place of reading its horrid synopsis I suggest starting with the prologue but of course the decision is yours. ~Warm Wishes The Writer
Hey you, Yes I'm talking to YOU, who else would I be talking to, myself? That doesn't make any sense, I mean who starts a conversation with themselves by saying "Hey you '' freaking moron. But that's just my luck isn't it, attracting the dimmest of the meat-bags. Look if you think I'm going to tell you what happens here in the synopsis you are by far the most presumptions entitled meat-bag I've ever seen. I don't even understand why stupid meat-bags write these things. Spoil the whole story so meat for brains like YOU can meander along like they know a thing or two. Well no I don't think I will. If you started here instead of the prologue then odds are you're an indecisive type of meat-bag and I don't respect indecisive meats.
What's that? You don't like to be insulted well that I can at least marginally respect. Since you've earned the lowest form of respect one could possibly achieve I suppose I will tell you two things. Thing number one, I have no legs. Thing number two because I have no legs I have no toes. There, that's all you get. What? Now you're not gonna read it because you don't know what my book is about? Fine you win, I'll tell you a bit about MY book.
It's about a guy named Jack and a girl named uhh Bill I think. Look, the names don't matter. Together they go, fetching some water from a place where meat-sacks get water. It's a special water place I think it's called a water pond. Wait, it's a well that's right a well. Jill and Bill fetch some water from a well. Wow, that sure was a crazy story, now leave. Oh they also die so they can't do anything else that meat bags might do if they are alive.
What don't believe me? How could a couple of meat-bags die getting water? Listen I don't make the rules they die and that's the end of the discussion, now please before I lose the very minor amount of respect I have for you, leave. Go on, close my book and find a nice rock to suck on or whatever it is you do on a day to day basis. Yep that's right a book is telling YOU to go away.
For those of you that skipped the synopsis and started with the prologue and aren't reading this thank you. Honestly the meat-bag that read this is dumber than you which would be an achievement if it weren't so sad. I bet they eat plants with spoons too ha, stupid stinky syonpisis reader. If I had legs I would certainly think of stabbing them..or arms I suppose I would need arms for the thrusting motion. Ah well the important thing is they are gone and you my less dumb meat-sack are reading the prologue, good for you!
PS: If you came back to read the synopsis after reading part of the story you are somewhere in between the synopsis reader and prologue reader. I mean why would you stop reading about ME for this? You just created a whole new tier of stupid its actually baffling. But not quite as baffling as the synopsis reader so you got that going for you I suppose. So all in all you still get a gold star. You'll have to buy one for yourself I'm afraid, since, you know, I can't exactly do things. Which you already knew because you started at the correct spot. So you know what I'm feeling nice today. I'll give you a good job, not quite as good as a "Good for you" but still decent.
PPS: If you are still here synopsis reader you must have sucked on one too many rocks you fucking idiot. Do the words "go away" mean something different to you? Or maybe you're illiterate and can't read words. I wouldn't be surprised you are after all a rock sucker. And it goes without saying you don't get a gold star, not even a silver one. In fact if you are still here you get a fuck off.
