Forever Original Soldier

"Listen to me, our Non-Phase Method is one of the world’s top body and spirit cultivation method. It has stood aloof from the rest…"

"Cut the crap. If it doesn’t have an attack, then say it doesn’t have an attack. In any case, you’re a fucking joke."

"...There’s no perfect method in this world. Thus, it is understandable for the Non-Phase Method to lack in offensive ability since it strives to achieve the ultimate defense. However, in the face of some special circumstances, surviving alone is un-recommendable. Therefore, there’s actually a way to attack."

"Yeah, I know. It’s sharp tongue. After insulting the opponents with the world’s most vicious swearing, you can then activate your turtle shell defense to make them helpless in dealing with you. Thus, making the opponent’s life worse than death. This is the world’s number one sharpest combination."

"... If you really don’t want to learn, then so be it. I’m going back to bed."