webnovel

No Plot Armor Allowed (Damn You!)

-MC POV-

{BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!}

'Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Someone KILL THE ALARM!!!

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!'

.

.

'... Wait ... alarm ?'

I open my eyes and see a screen showing a bell icon .....Shit

I quickly get up and run outside

"Wait Leo! At least eat something!!" Mother screamed from behind

"Ask Liana for more details " I shout before dashing off to the door

"What detai-"

*Boom!* Mother's words are cut short when I blast off into the sky to get away from there

{Ding!}

{Detected Host is Awake!}

'Yeah no shit Sherlock '

{Initiating Universe Travel !}

'WAIT THE FUCK UP!!!!'

{Starting process in 10...9...}

'Shitshitshitshithshit' I land on the ground before dropping out cold

"GUYS TO THE CORE NOW !!!" I scream entering the mindscape

{8...7...6}

"DUDE GRAB THE THING AND REAPER CUT IT!!"

I can see Murasaki and Rauđr are holding something from entering the soul core while trying to burn it and Kuro corrupting it with darkness trying to stop it from spreading further with Dude trying to separate it from the core while Luck is boosting us with his power

{5....4....}

"REAPER CATCH THIS !!" I yell while creating a soul blade and cutting the parasite looking thing held by Murasaki and Rauđr

{3....*ERROR!* *ERROR!*}

"It's working!! Keep cutting it!!!" We increase out efforts and....

{●n?¿w¡ ●nt☆fer¤nce ¿e◇ec*#d!}

{¡ve¿s● T•v■○ !*s be*n f*rc#f?ll! ~°rm•n●t¤d}

{F!r U¿¡r's Sa#*t? t☆¤ S?st!m w?ll be Ini!iat%ng a re*!ot }

{¿i•e re•a■n◇ng ?!:1*:01.....q*!:1!:●9}

*Sigh*x 8

We all flop down on the floor sighing in relief after finishing the parasite looking thing

"Good...*huff* job guys..." I huff a little while everyone do a '👍' and flop down again

××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

•UNKNOWN LOCATION•

"*TCH* Lucky Bastard"

A voice is heard in the Void

"Did it Fail?"

Another voice sounds as faint ripples start to appear and void bends forming two humanoid looking giants covered in stars looking in one specific direction only to flinch and look away

"Yes, he dogged it this time ...."

* Sigh*

"Contact that Simp and tell him the news, Bounty is up and alert those Balance Keepers wannabes, those idiots might be pathetic but they still have their uses"

×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

•Back in mindscape •

"....Say.....what do I do with this " Luck said holding a light ball of wringing worms and centipedes crawling and moving eerily

*Blarghhh*x7

We all throw up seeing that monstrosity

*continues throwing up for few minutes*

"Where....the fuck....did you find that?Blarghhh" Kuro still recovering from throwing up ends up vomiting again

Can't blame the guy that thing is fucking disgusting

"Guys guys it's not that bad looking, just come closer and you'll see "

"Luck for the love of god stop smiling like a maniac when holding that and Stop moving closer to- WAIT DON'T THROW IT AT ME !!" Surtr tried to dodge it but got hit right in the face

Rauđr:-"I can't decide whether I should throw up or laugh at this "

Me, Reaper and Murasaki:- "Same"

"OK THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEA- wait.....what the fuck?" Surtr paused in middle of death threats and gestured us to come closer

"Try something and you die " I say while moving close and grabbing the escaping Reaper and dragging him with me

Kuro:-"Is that....are those....words? "

"Can you read them ?" I ask Luck who points at Surtr

"I can try....but no promises " he said while wearing glasses and walking towards his domain

"Well, I've some explaining to do, see you later boys" I log off from the mindscape to run back home .....It's gonna be a long day sigh.

"Okay....no legs got it...and a arm missing, just the thing I needed to make my day better" I have a urge to faceplam myself but can't as my right arm is gone ...including my legs

"Fuck" Fucking knew it

I look around to see I'm in some kind of dark forest

Trees are dark, land is black, sky is covered in dark clouds

"Hmmmm.....why does my face feel wet?"

I touch my face and see blood on my fingers

"Oh, more blood ....nice" looks like bleeding from your eyes is possible, probably because I forcefully cut that thing from the core.

If this was 3 years ago, my body would've been fine.

But in last 2 years the body adapted to contain the soul so the connection between them got stronger

Having a strong soul and mind with weak body created a imbalance between them...good thing it adapted otherwise it would've been troublesome in future.

Although it's not at 100% Unity it's working and damage on the core can damage my body ....F

Now the problem is ...why the heck am I not healing? And where the fuck am I?

I try to spread my Spiritual Sense around me and it stops spreading at 500km radius ....weird but okay

Looks like this place can supress my spiritual sense, what about telepathic sense?

I try again and results are even more depressing, it only covers a area of 200km before stopped by some barrier and a really nasty headache.

Good thing that it actually goes that far, otherwise power or not I'd be fucked if this place can damper my senses completely.

Looks like I got thrown in some random world huh...could've been worse

Calling myself injured is me being optimistic.

My soul core was already damaged by Death which managed to heal somewhat but it just got fucked when we were fighting that thing....so I just became Erste just with more abilities, good thing I had contingency plans for these types of situations.

"I'll be here for a while huh....well, good luck explaining my exit sis " I want to laugh but my legs sting a lot and they aren't even bleeding

"Let's get to work then "

It's gonna be a long wait

××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

-Litta POV-

My son is special, I've known that even before he was born.

Gula said that he is blessed and I was happy for him.

I watched him grow up and everyday is blessing, Liana is a spoiled brat while our little Muranu is a bundle of joy, he always comes up with new ways to make us laugh

Today I just as I was about to wake him when he suddenly sat up straight startling me.

"Ask Liana for more details " he said while running

Just as I was about to say something he jumped and vanished in the sky....

'What? Why? How?' These questions keep repeating themselves in my mind as I'm standing there in shock as others start to arrive hearing the loud noise

'He said ask Liana....'

I ran to my daughter who's also watching watching from the crowd

"Lia, what has he done ?" Normally I would have screamed asking for answers but over the years Muranu has taught me to remain clam .....no idea why, he never told me and I always took it as a joke, I can't help but worry so I dragged Lia away from the crowd as they are getting closer to the cracks

I held my daughter by her shoulders tightly "Liana, Answers Now" I can see tears forming in her eyes and I lessened my grip on her

"Brother, is a God " she said while wiping her tears

I had my doubts

He sometimes behaved like a different person from time to time but I just took it as a child acting

....But never expected this

I'm a little surprised but see a crying Lia

"Shhh~ honey it's alright don't cry, I was worried about your brother okay, I-I'm sorry if I hurt you "

"It- it's not you mother.." she wiped her tears looking at me

"He said ...*sniff*..that if he dissapears there is a chance h-he won't be back.... " she started crying again while I too had tears in my eyes

Just as we both are crying I feel a hand on shoulders

Surprised I quickly wipe my tears only to see Gula with her eyes glowing

"Don't fear for him child" she said while smiling, her voice sounds different almost like a mix of different people

I look at her as if asking for answers

"He will be fine, you must remain strong " Gula's eyes are shining and I feel a little light headed .....

*scream*

I'm startled awake by Gula's screams as she's bleeding from her eyes and ears while buring in purple flames coming from Muranu's gift he gave Lia last year

I watch in horror as she falls down ...but there are no marks on her which makes me sigh in relief

-Liana POV-

"Brother was right" I muttered while watching Gula burning in his flames

I hold mother close as she wakes up

Brother told me to keep his gift close whenever Granny Gula was around us after he saw her contacting the spirits yesterday

Although I was a little hurt when he doubted Granny Gula

"I trust Granny, not the spirits" he said before taking the small stone dagger he gifted me

He burned the dagger and it changed colors

"No matter what keep this close " and I did

I watched as flames left Granny and slowly changed their shape

"Sis good job " I stare at grown up brother formed by the flames who's smiling at me

-Litta POV-

"....How?" I ask as I stare at my son....although he looks a little different and grown up

"Okay then, Sis listen very carefully" he just ignored me and kept looking at Lia

"This is a recording....wait you don't know what that means ....shit..." he faceplamed himself and I smile a little

"Ok let's do this again, if you're watching this it means that I'm either missing, gone to a different world or dead" I held my breath hoping he'll be fine

"If I'm missing then I will be back and if I don't return....then find Fen, just show him the knife ....and mother " I flinch a little seeing him look at me

"I don't know if you're there but trust me when I say this" he paused when siting down looking me in the eye

"God or not you will always be my family, so stay strong will you? " he smiled and turned into flames returning to the dagger

My heart ached when I saw his smile, he had same smile my father did when he died

Just as my eyes are getting wet when a small hand pats my cheek

"Mother....let's go find Fen " Lia although sad held my hand tightly

*sniff*

I wipe my eyes and get up "Let's go get some answers" I will find him but....

"Who is Fen?"

×××××××××××××××××××××××××××

•Night before the events•

-Lady/Mistress Death POV-

""What the heck?"" Me and Love both say at the same time while looking at the screen showing error

I called her last night and built a plan to prank the brat

Although Love tried to stop me but got interested when I said he will fall in love ....it's really easy to trick her sometimes

We worked together and came up with a plan to send him on a adventure in another Universe just like he wished for and I was pretty sure he will just destroy it the moment he goes there so I made a system to force him to live normally for the most part.

After merging the system with him while he was asleep, I went back home to watch the show

It went as expected, he got up, freaked out, and got warpped to another Universe....but that's not how it went

There was a glitch, someone interfered the moment he warpped and caused a glitch

Me and Love both tried to pull him out but he did something to disrupt the already chaotic process

Result? The black screen showing error

His movie gave me the idea of installing a pov cam in the system but now it's gone and I can't find him ...well he died, there goes my new toy....guess I'll just wat- *Smack!*

"Why!?" I ask a sighing Love

*sigh*

"You just thought he was toy didn't you?" She huffed a little looking annoyed

"So what?"

"And you ask why you are still single" she said while dodging the blade I just threw at her

"Hmph like you care" I grumble

"I do care " she said while her aura got stronger

"Oh really? Can you say that while turing your powers off ?"

"....."

*Scoffs*

"It's your job to care, you never cared for anyone, you wouldn't care less if everyone just dropped dead if it wasn't for that" I pause and look at a teary eyed Love on the verge of crying

"No...I didn't mean it like that...."

'Shit! Me and my facts! Couldn't I just keep my mouth shut!!' Now how do I calm her down?

I get closer to her wiping her tears

"Love I'm so-"

*slap*

I try to apologize but she slaps my hand and just leaves while crying

"Fuuuuucccckkkkkkk" I groan in frustration

I know that sometimes our powers influence us too much especially when they are related to emotions.

Others on my level are safe cause we have total control on them but weaker Abstracts like Love and Hate are affected by their powers.

It's a sore topic for Love cause her powers caused wars among men and other powerful beings

Men killed and butchered for her even when she didn't ask for it

Worlds,Realities, Universes were destroyed in her name

She almost killed herself multiple times and almost succeeded if we didn't stop her

Had to put her through rehab to get her back

She still has trauma till this day

Sometimes I feel lucky people don't do that in my name ....not like I would bother about it

(AN:- She has no idea)

•Realm Of Love•

-3rd POV-

*sniff*

"I hate her" *Hic* Mistress Love or love is crying while laying on her bed cursing her sister Death

"Turn my power off she says" she grumbled while throwing pillows around the room

"Ahhhhh, if I could I would have!! Do you think I want this !? Loving everyone and then they just kill each other for my affection!!" Crying just turned into ranting

-Flashback to her 1st world/Universe/reality-

She was a representation of love

It was the purpose of her existence to love everything, so she did

Love comes in all shapes and sizes, it can be familial love or a brotherly love or love between friends

(AN:- Don't know why but some people consider love=sex, no it doesn't, when you say you love your mother that doesn't mean you are fucking her.....unless of course sweet home Alaba- *cough* Ignore that )

She did a good job for most of the part but got jealous when she saw 2 people so madly in love with each other and that's when a seed of doubt started to spread

'Why do I have to love all of them? Why can't I just love one person from the bottom of my heart and soul?'

Due to her nature she couldn't just love someone from her depths of her heart and she tried

She tried to love one person from her heart and she did, easy right?

She lived a happy life with him....until someone fell in love with her and she couldn't refuse cause of her powers

It was chaotic at first but she managed to control the situation by somehow managing to hide the truth from them but things went bad after few years

Now think what happens when her lovers all met each other

Now if it was a normal reverse Harem tag plot armor it would've helped her but it's not.

So while some of them understood, other did not

They wanted her love to be only theirs and not anyone elses

So they ended up killing each other for her love and affection

She watched her husbands and all the people she loved tear each other apart while one laughing in victory only to be killed by another

She was a new entity, this was her first world and she destroyed it

She told herself it was alright but as the years went by the cycle only kept repeating itself

As her powers increased her influence on others also increased

Their love turned into obsession and they kept killing each other for her love

She couldn't take it anymore, the voices that begged for her love all the time while killing others that got her love.

So...she tried to kill herself...but her family stopped her

Her father consoled her a long time before she eventually got back to work

She had a idea at that time, 'what if instead of my original form I just show them what they desire and complete my job?'

She did just that

Showed others what they desired and continued her job but she felt empty....sure she was love but no one really loved her for being herself, they loved who they desired and not her

The voices were still there but this time they were chanting their beloveds name and not hers

She felt happy and sad at the same time but got used to it as her powers increased

-Flashback end-

Now she was a multiversal being and those things didn't bother her one bit

She was just relaxing when her big sis Death called wanting to show her new way of entertainment

She got curious and got there only to find her sister watching a mortals life

Her sister got a new toy, she sighed but still met with her and her sister proposed a bet, she reluctantly agreed

When she first saw the kid Death had her eyes on she didn't feel anything

It wasn't until she played with him she saw 'it'

That kid had no emotions, everything he showed was a lie, from the moment he played with her till the moment she met him again

She could tell something was seriously wrong with him but she got interested in him

She appeared again as a girl his age but he just ran away

She couldn't feel it, the voices that constantly chanted her name from the boy

All she heard was silence and a seed of hope emerged

She asked herself 'what happens when I appear in my original form?'

She did and the result....nothing

She still felt nothing at all

The voices dissapeared and she felt at peace after a long time

She wanted to get close to him but he just fend off her attempts and that got her attention

'Whatever happens I will save him from my sisters evil hands' she said while trying not to laugh

She had planned to interact with that kid more only to discover he vanished the very next day and her sis bringing some unpleasant memories at the same day just sent her into the current state

And what's her current state?

*Hic*

"I'll never...*hic* never talk with you again ....meanie!"

Laying on the floor drunk while still angry at the now sighing sister of hers who's resting Love's head on her lap while patting it

*sigh*

"I knew it was a bad idea to leave her alone"

She sighed again before looking at her sister's drooling face smiling

"Well, it's better than last time, sleep well sis I'll be here even if you don't want me to be and I won't leave you....not this time" And she sat there patting and giving her sister a lap pillow while humming a lullaby

×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

-Audience POV-

In a big white drawing room we can see a old man drawing randomly on a canvas

"Hmmm.....still not correct" he tore the drawing and took another page and continued drawing

"Old Man you home !!?" A voice shouted from outside startling the old man as he ruined the drawing...again

"Hmmm....should I just erase the brat?" Old man it was seriously debating

"Oi!" A young boy entered the room and pointed his finger at him

"At least curse me when I'm not here!" he continued

"You better have a damn good reason to ruin my drawing "

"The anomaly disappeared" the boy said and he continued waiting

"... that's it ?" The old really wanted to erase this brat

"What do you mean by 'that's it' ? Didn't you want to see what he will do ?"

"Oh I will see it, he just needs a little wake up call and I already helped him a little " the old man looked in one direction and flashed a gentle smile making the 2 'things' flinch before they vanished

*scoff*

"That'll teach them a lesson "

"What lesson ?" The boy asked looking at the wall

"Never mess with OP grandpas" the old man said proudly reminiscing the good ol' days where he sat with his drinking buddies

'Has dementia finally started kicking in ?' He thought seriously looking at the old man

The old man in question had veins visible on his head and his eye twitching in anger

"GET THE FUCK OUT NOW YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!!" He shouted while throwing things at the running boy

"Hello mental asylum? Yes my grandpa has finally lost it come quick!!" He screamed in his phone while dodging the things thrown by the old man

The boy ran out and after a while the old man calmed down a little

*Inhales and exhales*

"I swear to me that one day I will throw that brat out" He rubbed his blad head and sighed

"Speaking of brats" he looked at a canvas which had the sketch of a kid with his back to a black tree surrounded by dark cloudy sky missing some limbs and lots of headless animals with some monsters surrounding him

"Ooo~ that's a nasty place, it's gonna be a tough one kid, good luck" he shook his head before continuing his drawing

*sigh*

"It's gonna be more work when he comes back... maybe power up the blad kid a little ? Hmm....yup~ let's do that " he clapped his hands sending ripples in the air somewhere and picked a can of coke and left the room

•Somewhere in the Void between Worlds•

"What the... ? Tribunal why are you glowing?" Chaos asked the shining Tribunal who was groaning while faceplaming himself

"Father ...Just give me a vacation I beg you ?" He pleaded while ignore the weird looks he was getting from Eternity and Chaos looking at the sky only to receive a "NO" in shape of clouds

"... One of these days I'm gonna leave the house"

"Try it " the clouds challenged while Eternity is calling Infinity with Chaos recording this rare moment

"Delete it now " Tribunal demanded

"Catch me first baldie!" Chaos screamed while running away leaving a stunned Eternity to face the wrath of a baldie who just received a boost

*Glup*

"You won't hit your lovely brother right ?"

"Not the face at least"

'Chaos you traitor!!! ' were his last thoughts

Chaos:- "RIP Eternity you will be mis- "

"I'M NOT DEAD YET YOU BASTARD!!"

"Or not" he shrugged and went home before sending the video to rest of his siblings

次の章へ