War profiteering

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"Oh wow, I wasn't expecting this" was my first reaction to getting suddenly teleported, then my eyes narrowed in realization

'The timeline is f*cked' I immediately initiated plan B which was 'You don't know the future anymore' 

Simply speaking, everything now is completely unpredictable, and thus I have to be 100x more careful.

After Kurogiri's smoke dispersed I found myself in the middle of the forest, very descriptive I know. I looked around to smell the faint smell of burnt wood

"So they have started their attack" I sighed and prayed that the other students wouldn't die on me for no reason

"My, my lucky me! It appears I have found someone perfect for my show!" I heard a gentlemanly voice coming behind the undergrowth, coming out of a bush Mr Compress clapped twice as he bowed his head

"While you may be my target, How about I kill you after the show? Splendid" Mr. Compress extended his palm showing 4 marbles in between his fingers.

"Can you hurry this along Mr compress..." I felt myself bored already as he kept moving the marbles around in a show of dexterity

"..? How come you know of my name? Do you perhaps have an interest in us magicians? I am quite the popular one I must admit" Mr compress stroked his own ego as he stared into my eyes with stars shining behind his mask

"You were in one of the ' Cringe Villain' compilation video" I quickly retorted causing him to fall silent, his eyes narrowed behind the mask... Or so I'm told

"Perhaps I should hurry along..." His voice turned grim before lunging at me, of course, him being the fleshy malleable human that he is, his attack was swiftly dodged and countered with a knee to the gut.

"Did you really intend to fight me unprepared? Im side flakey-skin warned you about me" I complained because of how boring the fight truly was.

"Of course, a magician never performs unprepared!" In an instant, I surveyed my surroundings noticing glowing blue marbles scattered on the floor. He was in fact, not lying.

In a flash of light, the blue marbles expanded and turned into high concrete walls closing me off from escape.

"Is he actually serious?" I was genuinely confused as no attack came after the walls were raised.

*Woosh*

Waving my hand I created a hole in the wall in front of me, unfortunately, that was a pretty big mistake...

"Whoopsies" was the only word that came out of my mouth, who would've guessed Mr compress was right behind that wall?

"Y-you..." To say the sight in front of me was gruesome is an understatement, Mr. Compress's suit was missing and so were half of his ribs. His organs bled profusely as they were exposed to fresh air

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And just like that one villain is permanently dealt with.

"Eh it's not illegal if you aren't caught" I shrugged my shoulder while depositing the 'biological sample' into my subspace.

'Raphael, analyze that guy's quirk. I want it'

(A/N: mods, show me that guy's balls)

I ordered Raphael as usual. Profiteering from an accident is the best course I could've taken

"Now that's that done with I guess let's go rescue some of my classmates" I walked in the direction the purple gas was coming from, of course, while protecting my face.

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While Rimuru was treading through the forest, class 1A and 1B got quite lucky as they weren't as separated as they had expected

"Yaomomo I scared!" Mina jumped onto Momo's back causing quite a surprise, but soon she relaxed as she saw Kirishima and Shoji appear out of the bushes

"It appears Villains have attacked" Shoji commented while his tentaarms turned into ears to listen to the surroundings

"They scattered us around! How unmanly!" Kirishima punched his around together making Sparks fly.

"We should try to make our way back to camp, it could be dangerous" Momo suggested making the others quickly agree, luckily Momo knew how to create a GPS so she quickly found the direction to go right after quickly bandaging herself from their previous villain encounter.

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"Those damn BASTARDS! I'll kill them when I find where they're hiding!" Bakugo screamed while walking down a gravel path, Shoto was walking right behind him with an exasperated expression.

"Be quiet or every villain will come to us" Shoto was annoyed he was forced to team up with the human alarm clock

"Good! I can beat them up easier if they come to me!" Bakugo beat his chest with his fist, clearly not understanding Shoto

"M-meaT... MAet! mEat!" Suddenly hearing a voice Shoto dragged Bakugo behind a tree hiding from the voice.

Out on the gravel road, a man was stumbling as he kept muttering words, his mouth was forced open and his entire body was restricted.

"I sMeLL mEAT!" However, he suddenly stopped and out of his gaping mouth, gigantic teeth began extending outwards like sharp blades.

"Dodge!" Shoto shouted while diving down, the tree the two of them were hiding suddenly was pierced by multiple long teeth

Without wasting a moment Shoto swung his arm freezing the teeth in place, however, the man's mouth only produced more as they cracked the ice and bent in strange angles.

"I'll kill ya!" Bakugo flew in between the teeth pillars as he slammed his arm onto 'MoonFish's chest, flinging the man into the distance by an explosion.

"I-ill E-at yoUr FflEssH" moonfishes words only became more muddled as his mouth was filled to the brim with elongated teeth

"Just try you bastard!"

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"Dammit, this is going badly!" Jiro was running into the forest in a panic, she instantly realized that the villains had started their attack and that she most likely is one of the targets

"I have to hurry back!" She focused on weaving in between the trees and dodging any roots she might bump into

"Watch out!" Before Jiro could realize she bumped roughly into someone else, making both of them fall on each other

'soft?' Jiro felt a soft sensation on her face, raising her head she realized she had just dove her head in between Momo's breasts

"Ah! I'm sorry!" Jiro quickly apologized

"Keke it's totally fine! Let's get out of here first... Keke" Momo stood up quickly but the unusual blush around her cheeks felt strange to Jiro.

"Uh... Sure" Jiro suspected foul play so she kept her distance, she quickly realized her hunch was right as an unusual smile sprouted on Momo's face as well as occasional chuckling

"Take this Keke!" Jiro instantly reacted quickly dodging back, she felt her sleeves get cut as she saw Momo now holding a knife

"I wonder how your blood tastes Keke... I'm getting thirsty" Momo's face started melting into a sticky substance as the doppelganger's real face appeared

Covered in a white sticky substance (A/N: 🤨) a short blonde girl stood up in front of Jiro, her breasts wiggling as they hung out with no fabric to cover them.

"Nice to meetcha! My name is Himiko! Himiko Toga! Can I drink your blood?" Himiko tilted her head as she asked, her knife pointed at Jiro who was still in shock

"N-No!" Jiro crawled back as Himiko only got closer, her menacing smile and sharp fangs made her scary in this dark environment

"Shame... I wanted to be ya friend but I was ordered to kill all of you!" Himiko without sparing any second swung her knife recklessly.

Fortunately, Jiro was able to dodge most swings and was only hit with minor cuts, after recollecting her thoughts Jiro swiftly connected her EarJacks to the aux on her costume before blasting Himiko

"KYAAAA LOUD" Himiko shut her ears in pain, blood staining her palms. Using the opportunity Jiro kicked her in the jaws pushing her back.

Jiro began running right after maiming Himiko, disappearing into the night.

"Mou~ I'm still thirsty" Himiko wiped the blood from her ears before inspecting her blade, while not much blood covered it, it would be enough for an hour or so.

"Yummy yummy yummyeee~" Himiko licked the knife clean before transforming into Jiro.

"Hehe, Who am I going to fool this time!" Himiko pulled out her backup uniform before wearing it, she wouldn't like to embarrass her new friend!

"She was so cute and small" Himiko touched her new from, inspecting every nook and cranny, she didn't mind her breasts being smaller. In fact, she found it cute

Leaving in the opposite direction Jiro left Himiko and walked with pep in her step.

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"How tenacious~ Young hero, why aren't you giving up? You'll die anyway" Muscular stared at Midoriya with a sneer, he had already lost one arm from using 100%. He was at a complete disadvantage as well due to Kota right behind him

"Never! I'll never abandon someone in need" Midoriya shouted as his body flashed in green lightning.

"After I kill you painfully and slowly, maybe I'll enjoy that kid too" Muscular eyed the little boy behind Midoriya like an uncle who's not allowed 100 feet from an elementary school.

Not wasting any time, muscle fibers began to wrap around his arms as they began to thicken and redden, Muscular's eye shone in a menacing light before lunging at Midoriya at surprising speed

*Bang*

Muscular hit Midoriya with enormous force, the cliff side cracked as Midoriya held onto Muscular's entire mass using only one arm, the ground beneath him cracked further.

"Give up already greenie!" Muscular scream while exerting more force

"Never!" Midoriya pushed his body to the limit, already using 10% even though his body can only handle 5%.

"I'll crush you to bits! Don't expect a painless death! I'll rip you apar-" Muscular's monologue was suddenly interrupted by water hitting his face, his eye landed on Kota, the kid standing behind Midoriya

"Don't touch him! He's my hero!" Kota's eyes teared up looking at the battered guy he ungratefully kicked in the nuts.

"I'll save you! One-For-All 1000000%" Midoriya screamed the name of his attack, strengthening it by anime logic, Muscular suddenly felt his leverage vanish as he was thrown into the cliff face.

"Let's go Kota!" Midoriya screamed while his eyes teared up, now both of his arms limp and bleeding. As Kota climbed onto Midoriya's back he swiftly sprinted back to camp...

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"Bravo six going dark" Out of the shadows Rimuru emerged right in front of a shattered cliff side, His gaze surveyed the area before landing on a pile of rubble and rock, with an unconscious Muscular under it

"Don't mind if I do... Finders keepers as they say" Rimuru made sure Muscular is dead by boring a hole in his head before stuffing him into the subspace.

"Can't have a villain run around in my subspace, there's some expensive stuff in there" I justified my actions as 'precaution', clearly a judge would tell you I'm a murderer but I was just making sure he wouldn't escape Tartarus *wink**wink*

'you know what to do Raphael'

[I'm not your slave]

'yes you are, now get going shoo shoo' I waved my hand in my mind as I got ready to 'accidentally' encounter Jiro totally by coincidence.

*Boom*

I looked at the horizon and saw a huge dust cloud rise from the trees. seeing as the trees were flung around I realized that things weren't going well

"That's definitely not good" I narrowed my eyes before spotting a gigantic Dark Shadow wrecking havoc, my headache only got worse

"Dammit now I have a gigantic emo-bird to deal with" I kicked one of the rocks off the cliff and listened to it bounce around

"I can't have profits without losses huh?"

I pointed my finger at the Gigantic Dark Shadow as a condensed [Beelzbub] orb shot out at high speed.

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A/N: making a multiple POV chapter is a pain in the a**

Anyway, this is just word filler so the chapter adds up to 2k words... blame OCD if you want

BLAH

Femboys are the superior race

I incinerated multiple orphanages for fun.

hope you can keep pace

because I'm about cuhhh---