Smacking eggs could change people?

"I don't know why she kept clinging onto me and kept saying she liked me and wanted to be together with me, but officer, I am not a fickle man who falls in love at first sight and wants a wife that is docile and sweet.

So I rejected it, but she didn't take it very well and went to kick my crotch without saying a word, and afterward she even began tugging on my clothes, trying to strip me." Tang Ge sniffed, trying to make himself look like a victim.

Li Chunhua: (o_O)? When did I do that? I'm confused. Could he mistake me for someone else?

Mr. Fang: (o_O)? This girl did that. Is she blind? Such a bad taste in men!

The Officer: (o_O)? You sure? Why does he feel it is nonsense?

"Lass, I have a friend who knows how to deal with eye problems. Perhaps you want to...cough...have an appointment with him?" Mr. Fang suggested in a hushed voice.

 Li Chunhua's eyes showed disbelief.

Uncle, do you believe his babbling? But I never did that!