Northeastern Style Salted Duck (Bronya)

After all the excitement of getting ready, the idol training finally began!

Finally, it was time for the big performance. Tesla rocked out on her electric guitar, and the two singers gave it their all.

her perfect performance earned the highest score from the judges. It seemed like a sure victory!

Finally, on the stage, Tesla's electric guitar and the two's chorus successfully scored the highest score in the AI rating.

The other two contestants obviously couldn't accept this reality.

During the judges' scoring session, Durandal, as the former CEO, still served as a judge. Unfortunately, due to signal problems, her figure disappeared within a few minutes.

The other two contestants present were not satisfied with the fact that they failed to win the championship. They were dissatisfied with the result and asked to compete again.

Sakura murmured that she couldn't win first place for her sister in the end, and layers of frost quickly formed around her.

The The fairy of the Fountain are obviously not satisfied with their performance. In addition, the instant noodles they promised have not arrived yet. Now they have issued verbal checks one after another. Who knows whether the instant noodles will arrive at the end? her eyes gradually turned bad.

Rozaliya and Liliya disappeared as soon as the game ended, leaving Tesla alone to face her wrath.

---

in reality,

"Grr! Those two troublemakers are driving me crazy!" Tesla grumbled, balling up her fists.

She remembered an old invention she had stashed away—a device just like the ones in video games, perfect for letting off steam.

Back when she'd been really stuck on a project, she'd used a sandbag for stress relief. After that, it became just another forgotten item in her workshop.

"At least this mess isn't happening for real, Dr. Tesla," Einstein said wisely. He took a cautious step back, just in case Tesla's frustration got the better of her.

"Ha! Are you asking me to chase them down in the real world?" Tesla scoffed. "Mophead, let me tell you, I learned my lesson. No way am I making that mistake again!"

"Chase them down? Ha!" Tesla scoffed. "Mophead, are you crazy? I'm not falling for that again. Labs exploding once is enough for a lifetime!"

Einstein just twirled a strand of hair, a mischievous smile on her face. "Oh? Are you sure about that? Labs have been known to have the occasional... repeat incident."

Tesla's eye twitched. "Don't. Even. Mention. It." Clearly, someone was still a bit sensitive about past disasters!

...

Meanwhile, a concerned Elysia watched Sakura fussing over her sister. "Sakura, chill out! You're getting all frosty for no reason."

She couldn't understand why her usually calm friend was suddenly so short-tempered.

Sakura sighed, pausing her gentle petting of Rin's hair. "Elysia, it's different in the game," she explained, a hint of frustration in her voice.

"Let me just say, Sakura is always calm. Besides, Sakura doesn't have the ability to control ice. " Elysia put on her smile again and touched her two palms slightly; her happiness was beyond words.

"Of course," Eden agreed. "Sakura's dedication to keeping promises is admirable, especially when it comes to Rin. That makes sense."

Sakura nodded and re-examined RIN body. It was gradually developing for the better, and a smile couldn't help but appear on her cold face.

Sakura nodded, her focus back on Rin's improving condition. A small, relieved smile touched her lips – usually so serious and stoic.

But a nagging worry crept into her mind. What if Rin really wanted this idol life? Sakura wasn't sure how she'd handle that.

Her thoughts wandered, imagining herself singing and dancing on stage. It felt so... strange and unlike her.

Sakura pictured herself behind the scenes instead, surrounded by monitors and code. Now that felt right.

A memory flickered – those late nights at the company, exhausted programmers muttering lines of dialogue beneath their headphones. Sakura shivered slightly.

Dealing with people was definitely not her strong suit.

"Woah, Sakura! A smile? This is a rare sight!" Elysia whispered to Eden, her eyes wide with playful surprise.

Eden just smiled and didn't bother.

---

Just as the vengeful spirit of the Fountain lunged, a roar shattered the silence. A motorcycle burst from thin air, its engine screaming defiance.

"No time to talk – jump on!" a worried voice shouted. It was Bronya, astride her trusty bike. In a flash, she was beside Tesla, blue-gloved hand outstretched.

Her beloved motorcycle blazed with blue flames, and the tiny girl leaning over the handlebars was a thrilling sight.

When was she going to learn to drive safely?

when will her driver's license be revoked?

But this wasn't their Bronya. This one was from a different world, a truth as clear as day. Yet, even in this strange place, her racing skills were legendary.

Sure enough, she is worthy of being a salt-and-pepper duck!!

With a twist of the throttle, she outpaced the angry Fountain spirit, leaving it choking on dust – all because of those missing instant noodles!

 No matter which world she is from, her racing skills are top-notch. she quickly got rid of the Fountain spirit who was chasing after her because she did not receive the instant noodles.

After settling down, according to her, she came to find her two old sisters, who traveled into this world. She once saw the figures of her old sisters.

Einstein analyzed the fact that the two old sisters she knew — her sister and the current vodka girl —may not be from the same world.

As for her habit of mouthing like that of an old girl, she is undoubtedly a Northeastern salt-and-pepper duck (板鸭 bǎnyā!)

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"Bronya, can you perform that?" Kiana suppressed a smile and asked Bronya in front of her,

ᗜ‸ᗜ Stare ᗜ‸ᗜ

Bronya just stared at her without making a sound.

"That, that, old girl~, poof—"

Kiana couldn't help laughing anymore. It was hard to imagine what kind of accent Bronya had when she called her old sister. Unfortunately, there was only text in the video.

"Oh, you added this paragraph even though there was no dubbing; it's true, the boss." Bronya held her forehead, feeling helpless.

Life is not easy, salted duck sighed.

"Sister, she still likes racing, no matter which world she is in." Seele said with a gentle smile,

In her opinion, her sister Bronya is perfect in every aspect; maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Haha, just a salted duck, Seele; you are the most perfect!] An anxious voice in the air retorted,

Obviously, she has a unique advantage: she can know Seele's thoughts. Who else understands Seele better than her?

"Haha, Seele, when Bronya gets the core of the Herrscher of Reason, I will get a driver's license and take you to go racing. Don't worry, I will drive slower when I with you. I won't be like the Tesla in the game. Doctor's experience!" Bronya shook Seele's little hand and spoke comfortingly, her eyes full of expectation as she spoke.

She has long wanted to have a motorcycle—one that can accelerate infinitely and take off with a beautiful girl in it!

Kiana pouted slightly. "Hey, Bronya, what about that whole 'driver's license test' thing? Aren't you forgetting something?" She glanced at Mei, hoping for backup, but Mei just shrugged.

The mention of tests made Bronya's face go blank.

"If you don't have a license, they can't take points away for speeding," she'd said once, and it was the most genius logic Kiana had ever heard.

She was shocked at the time and thought there was nothing wrong with this statement, but the more she thought about it, the more wrong it became.

"Ahem——, under the persuasion of the teacher and boss, Bronya decided to take the test. Don't worry, with Bronya's skills, she can pass!" Bronya said confidently,

As for deducting points, don't worry; as long as you don't get caught, there won't be any points deducted!

"Sister Bronya..." Seele folded her hands on her chest, her tone full of worry. She wanted to dissuade her, but she also didn't want to stop her sister's hobby.

[Idiot Seele, ask her directly, who should I choose, a motorcycle or 'me '? ] Veliona said maliciously in the air,

If she chooses a motorcycle, Seele will definitely be sad. Then herself can try to comfort Seele gently emm~; if Bronya chooses Seele, isn't that the right thing to do? Why do you still hesitate? Really!

Seele blushed. "Seele wouldn't do that., that's not kind! I would never put Bronya in that position."

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Bronya's foot slammed on the pedal, the Tesla straining under the relentless chase. The Fountain spirit was gaining, its angry whispers filling the air. Sweat beaded on her forehead.

Fuel was low, but there – a canister of concentrated gasoline! Just as she grabbed it, a hand snatched it away.

Time for desperate measures. With a sharp turn of the wheel, Bronya aimed the Tesla straight at a swirling portal – the same one the spirit had summoned. It was a crazy gamble, but anything was better than capture.

They hurtled into the portal, landing hard, the world spinning. When Bronya could see straight again, her heart sank. Not far away, Rozaliya and Liliya were clearly visible.

While Einstein was having fun, she didn't notice that a portal appeared under her feet, and she also entered this world and happened to be in front of Rozaliya.

So, the two of them picked up a wild Dr. Einstein.

And put Dr. Tesla into a nearby cell, just like she did to them.

---

Tesla was doubled over with laughter. "Haha! So the mighty Dr. Einstein, genius of science, was outsmarted by two kids! I love it! And that chicken coop hairstyle… priceless!" She pounded the table in delight, making the beakers rattle.

Einstein, unruffled, lifted a stray strand of hair off her forehead. "Such weakness is understandable for an inferior experimenter like yourself," she sniffed. "The game was rigged. Numbers were against us, and sadly, I don't carry world-ending red buttons in my pockets."

Tesla paused mid-laugh, a spark of doubt in her eyes. "Wait... this IS just a silly cartoon world, right? You're not actually thinking about… the silver bullet solution?"

"Of course not!" Einstein snapped, her cheeks warming slightly. "It was a figure of speech. Who would actually use that?" Einstein said she just didn't want Tesla to continue laughing.

Inside, though, a different voice whispered. It's hard being the hero all the time. All the hardships, the sacrifices… Wouldn't it be nice to press that red button just once?

She is just helping her companions improve; yes, that's it.

---

As a result, after rescuing Einstein, the alarm suddenly sounded.

After a short judgment, they found that the racing car had no time to pass through the door. There were many mechanical guards patrolling nearby. To be on the safe side,

So, Bronya took out... a crowbar from the back seat of the motorcycle?

Commonly known as the Holy Sword of Physics, it is also a crowbar that can emit sword energy. Then she took out two more.

In short, with the efforts of the three of them, they successfully used a crowbar to collect materials from the defeated mecha, and the installed jammer successfully contacted the alarm.

After the three people left, they decided to take a short rest.

It is worth mentioning that Einstein also brought a box of instant noodles when he teleported over. Although there were only three packages left at this time, it was just enough for three people.

During a burst of sucking, the Spirit lady of the spring quietly touched her behind.

Now, she was obviously extremely angry and determined to show some color to the people in front of her.

The mantis stalks the cicada, followed by the oriole, but as the energy of the Eye of the Abyss fluctuates, a giant beast, Tlaloc, also awakens and penetrates the floor with a direct blow, causing the space to go to Honkai.

At the moment of crisis, they tied the unconscious Fountain Spirit into the back seat and drove them around several times to get away from the danger.

But unexpectedly, under the floor, they happened to meet Veliona head-on.

But due to the conflict between Tesla's desire to take them back to prison and Bronya's desire to bring back her old sister, the two actually escaped again.

The two continued to move towards the Eye of the Abyss, intending to go to the next world to continue causing trouble.

The giant beast also pursued from behind, and danger came again.

...

"Wow, did you hear that? Did you hear that? Liliya! We actually succeeded in destroying several world bubbles!"

After hearing Tesla's reason for insisting on taking herself back to the quantum prison, Rozaliya, instead of being afraid, said it with her eyes shining.

This is indeed a great thing for children.

"Idiot Rozaliya..." Lilia looked around. The boss had a strange expression, but Principal Theresa's expression was very angry.

When she thought about studying at St. Freya in the future, Lilia wanted to cover Rozaliya mouth, but she said helplessly, "Don't you look around either?"

"Around? " Rozaliya glanced at Theresa with a nonchalant expression on her face. "That's just a game, a game. In reality, we haven't had time to do it yet!"

"Very good, very good, you two." Theresa crossed her arms together angrily, as if I were very angry and couldn't be coaxed. "I will list you as a key observation object in the school. Just in case something really goes wrong!"

"But haven't we entered school yet? Could it be that we have already reached the standard of Valkyrie?" Rozaliya said happily, showing her little fangs, as if she didn't know what sadness and fear were.

"Yes, this is the first of its kind in the academy!" A cold light flashed in Theresa's eyes, and for a moment she seemed to have the majesty of the principal of the academy.

"You know, the last person who was included in the observation list was Kiana, but she was also included after one year of enrollment. You... just feel honored!"

"No--"

After understanding that people who were included in the key observation targets would no longer be able to cause trouble as they pleased, the vodka girl wailed.

Unexpectedly, the first step toward becoming idols was met with failure. They still wanted to hold a late-night concert in the school, but it was probably out of the question.

"Wait, it seems to be after admission. We haven't enrolled yet." Rozaliya whispered, in collusion with Lilia,

"Idiot sister also has enlightenment one day; um, let's do it." After hearing this, Lilia nodded slightly to express her approval.

...

"A crowbar that can emit sword energy? Bronya, do you have one? Give me one too!" Kiana and Bronya were also unceremonious, hooking their shoulders and saying,

"Why do you think Bronya has that kind of thing?" Bronya looked up at Kiana in confusion and said, "That kind of thing doesn't exist at all, right?"

" Ex-Cali... Oh, I didn't expect this wish to be realized."

Kiana sighed, making chopping movements with her hands, and spoke plausibly.

"Give up your unrealistic fantasies, Kiana; how old are you?" Sirin mocked, not forgetting to eat a piece of fruit cut by Cecilia.

With a snap of her fingers, the fruit on the fruit plate came into her mouth. She bit it lightly with her silver teeth, and the juice flowed freely. Sirin narrowed her eyes. It's not bad to eat fruit occasionally.

I don't know if God would be angry if (s)he knew that she used the power of the Herrsor of void like this. No matter what, just be happy!

"So, second sister, why did 100 boxes of delicious instant noodles buy you off again to help each other fight against powerful enemies?" Kiana pointed at the screen and looked at her sister with a joking look on her face.

On the screen, the spirit of the spring was hesitant when faced with the price of one hundred boxes of instant noodles offered by Einstein, and the idea of cooperation came up again, and he was obviously very excited.

"..." Sirin swallowed the fruit silently and said coldly, "Donn't worry about it!"

This is just the screenwriter's fault. How could she be bribed by a box of instant noodles in reality?

Sirin obviously forgot about the existence of the box of Honkai Impact Tri-Linked Limited Edition instant noodles in her imaginary space.