Government Sponsored

As I settled into the new quarantine area, frustration welled up within me. Another confinement, another waiting period, and still no clear answers about what had happened back at the police station. 

'They're really giving us VIP treatment ' I chuckled sarcastically .

Oh, how generous of the government! After all the fun we had enduring this little adventure, I was fully expecting them to just let us walk out the door. 

I mean, why wouldn't they, right? I've always loved how the government operates; it's just so logical and fair. It's not like this whole situation feels like a blatant violation of our human rights or anything. I mean, I do pay my taxes diligently, and in return, they're giving me this exclusive treatment. How could I not be thrilled?