115 Interlude: PHO but it's basically a recap episode
A/N: Ok, just wanna say, I think I may have overestimated Discord's ability to write my chapters for me, so while they did help a decent amount, I've still had to edit and add stuff anyway :(
And here I was thinking I'd be able to skip a day and let other people do the work for me....
Either way, if this chap sucks, don't blame me
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𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬.
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♦ 𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜: 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐈𝐧: 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ► 𝐔.𝐒.𝐀 ► 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ► 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬 ► 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝟗
𝐁𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭 (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Apr 18th 2009:
Ok, I've seen a lot of threads popping up talking about the Nine's most recent activities, and decided to open this Megathread to compact everything down and keep the facts straight.
So as you are all no doubt already aware, the Nine hit Columbus down in Georgia, and they hit it Hard.
As in, a 87% fatality rate hard.
I'll just get straight to the point and put the facts down, along with a small timeline.
First I will start with their roster, as well as links to their respective threads, which was assumed to have been: Jack Slash [LINK], Bonesaw [LINK], Shatterbird [LINK], Crawler [LINK], Siberian [LINK], Hatchet face [LINK], Mannequin [LINK], Chuckles [LINK].
However, it seems that at some point between their last appearance and this one, they somehow managed to recruit a new Villain who has swiftly gained a fearsome reputation, Tear. I'll leave a link here for more on her. [LINK]
It is assumed that Tear killed Chuckles, as he appears to have disappeared.
As the Nine were not at full capacity, they were recruiting, and the known 'candidates' were the Heroes: 'Candy' [LINK] and 'Magne' [LINK], alongside the Ward 'Carrot' [LINK]. Joining them, were the Villains: 'White King' [LINK], 'The Bull' [LINK], 'Thotslayer' (yes, that was his actual cape name, yes he chose it himself) [LINK], 'Black Queen' [LINK] and finally 'Matador' [LINK].
February 28th:
>A small village called Cimarron is wiped out by the Nine. My sources say that this was probably when Tear joined them, likely killing Chuckles at the same time, possibly offended by sharing the clown gimmick.
April 1-3rd:
>It is believed that the Nine entered city grounds some time between the first and third of April.
April 4th:
>Things start of with a bang as Shatterbird does what she is known best for and shatters all the glass, as well as anything silicon based, in the city.
>Mannequin manages to sneak into the local PRT HQ, giving his test to Candy, which cost her her hands.
>Hatchet face is seen hunting down and killing The Bull
April 5th:
>Tear also tests Candy. I don't know the details but it lead to the death of one Ward, Batman [LINK]
>Siberian spotted chasing Thotslayer through the city
April 6th:
>Matador is spotted running around, looking psychotic [VIDEO], likely as a result of Bonesaw
>The gang known as 'The Northside Boys' [LINK] is wiped out by Jack Slash and Crawler
>Tear is seen wandering around with Black Queen
>Candy, unfortunately, ends her own life. The exact reason is unknown, but I'm sure we can all guess why.
April 7th:
>Hatchet Face is seen killing Matador
>Crawler assaults the PRT HQ, briefly attacking the two remaining Wards before being locked in a fight with Magne, who drops a freakin' skyscraper on him, burying Crawler for a good amount of time.
>While the above is happening, Tear uses the distraction to 'test' Carrot, causing her to Second Trigger.
April 8th:
>It's around here that people start to realise that the violence breaking out throughout the city is actually the fault of a virus made by Bonesaw, it's not until the next day that anyone figured out that it's in the salt
>Siberian is spotted hunting Black Queen this time, except with some.. Bonesaw modifications. Here's a picture it's grainy but my sources couldn't find anything better [IMAGE]
>Some good news, as Mannequin ends up killed by Carrot (though she had resigned at that point, but it's against the rules to use real names, so..
April 9th:
>At this point, communications are down basically everywhere and people have finally learned their lessons about being outside, so information is much more scarce.
>Black Queen is spotted killing Thotslayer
>A large amount of people disappeared, exact reason unknown
April 10th:
>Bonesaw, Crawler and Jack Slash show up to test Magne, revealing that he'd been a candidate the whole time, something he didn't share. They demand that he kills the surrounding innocents, but he refuses and fights back, bravely dying in the process.
>A dozen or so traumatised civilians come out saying that they were used as a part of Tear's test for White King, where she made him play chess, just with actual people as the pieces. I won't go into details, because frankly I think it needs it's own thread, but White King ended up dying during the second game.
April 11th:
>Tear gets in a fight with the Heroes Asura [LINK] and Devi [LINK], seemingly just for her own amusement as she beat the duo into the ground before leaving, thankfully sparing them.
April 12:
>Seemingly nothing happens, but I assume that's more the fault of information not spreading, than it is them doing nothing.
April 13th:
>Crawler spotted testing Black Queen
>A cure for Bonesaw's virus is found and swiftly spread
April 14th:
>Traps are discovered throughout the city, later investigation showing them to be present basically everywhere
And then finally, on April 15th they finally seemed to just disappear into the night, leaving the city with a little over one tenth it's population, and only a third of it's capes and it's believed that Carrot and Black Queen both passed, filling out their number.
Welp, that's everything I've got folks, please keep discussions civil, I understand if emotions might be running high, they always are when S-class threats are involved, but that's no reason to bring everyone else down.
Edit: Carrot and Black Queen are both confirmed to be in the Nine now, under the names of 'Crusher' and 'Murder Bear' respectively, kill orders have been issued.
(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 𝟓𝟔)
►𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Holy shit, that's a lot of people. Scary to think that shit like that can just happen.
►𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜𝟖𝐭𝐡𝐞𝟒𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
How did they even get a virus into that much salt in the first place?
►𝐃𝐚𝐨_𝐨𝐟_𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Eric8the4lost Tinkers are Bullshit, everyone knows this
►𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐫
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
I'm sure glad I don't live in the US, it feels like every other day there's some horrific shit going on down there
►𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Personally, I'm just worried about what this will mean for the future. I mean, think about it, this is probably the highest casualty count from anything the Nine have done before, but what if it means they're just stepping things up from now on?
Is anyone actually going to stop them? Can they even be stopped?
All I'm saying is that they only seem to be getting scarier as the years go by, why hasn't Eidolon just gone over and used the mystical powers of 'fuck you' to kill them all by now?
►𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜𝟖𝐭𝐡𝐞𝟒𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-ChaoticThief Bonesaw and Siberian probably?
►𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐡𝐚
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Eidolons power is to have all the powers, surely he can magic away any viruses she'd have in her body, and come up with something to deal with Siberian.
►𝐃𝐚𝐨_𝐨𝐟_𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Aloha This is just a rumour but I have heard from a friend that he has been getting weaker.
Also, is no one going to talk about how Tear seems to be getting stronger? Like, if you look at those videos from when she was making a mess of Columbus (can't believe I have to specify this, but the last Columbus, not the recent one) she seemed way weaker than she apparently is now
►𝐗𝐱𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐝_𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐱𝐗(Temp-Banned)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
FINNALLY!! Someone with a brain!!!
Can't you people see!! Eidolon isn't real!! He's a robot made by aliens to take over the world! And now he's runnig out of battery!!
I've been telling you for YEARS not to trust him!!
𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 1, 𝟐, 𝟑 ... 𝟓𝟒, 𝟓𝟓, 𝟓𝟔
(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟐 𝐨𝐟 𝟓𝟔)
►𝐀𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐞𝐲
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Dao_of_Bibliomania Wlep, there goes that theory, if Void is agreeing with you then you know your wrong.
Also, I don't think Tear seemingly growing is really something that is too scary. If anything, she's probably just like Crawler. He got way stronger super quick until he got to where he is now and hasn't changed much.
I highly doubt we've got another Faerie Queen situation on our hands.
...God I hope we don't have another Faerie Queen situation on our hands. Good job she's locked away nice and safe in the ol' 'Cage
►𝐗𝐱𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐝_𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐱𝐗(Temp-Banned)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
The Birdcage isn't real!!
Don't be fooled! The Birdcage is just an excuse to excecute anyone that goes against them!!
►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦 (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Alright Void, calm down and keep your discussions relevant to the topic at hand, and please stop spreading your conspiracy theories.
If you keep derailing things further then I will give you a Temp-ban... again
►𝐗𝐱𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐝_𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐱𝐗(Temp-Banned)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
[Message deleted by Moderator]
...you'll learn one day Void, that day is not today - TinMom
►𝐕𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐚
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Does anyone know what the situation is like in Columbus now that they're gone? I had a friend who lived there and they're not answering my calls, I know they're probably gone, but I just need to know for sure what it's like.
►𝐁𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭(Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Dao_of_Biblomania The situation is not good to say the least, the city is still in the midst of being evacuated and there are talks about just putting it under a quarantine zone and abandoning it altogether
This has been a tragedy, no one can doubt that, but from what I've seen, people seem to have just accepted that stuff like this happening is par for the course by now, there's hardly even been much of a response.
Are we all really so used to this shit that we just don't care anymore?
...It sucks that I already know the answer to my question
►𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐬𝐮(Temp-Banned)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Im drunk af nice to meet you and see you whatever Im drunk Ven
►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦(Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Venniksu Take a temp ban to cool down, and please do be mindful of the threads you enter under the influence :)
►𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫'𝐬 #𝟏 𝐅𝐚𝐧
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
I refuse to belive it!! Thotslayer wouldn't die to some bitch like that!
And these filthy fucking degenerates who I keep seeing talking about how Tear and Siberian are "hot" need to be put down like a dog! They are cannibals for fucks sake!!
Why haven't Triumvirate come down on them like the hammer of a righteous god by now!?
►𝐊𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐥
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Tho, if we are what we eat
Isn't she mostly innocent?
𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 2, 𝟑, 𝟒 ... 𝟓𝟒, 𝟓𝟓, 𝟓𝟔
(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟑 𝐨𝐟 𝟓𝟔)
►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned) (Verified Slaughterer) (Verified Serial Killer) (Verified Cannibal) (Clown)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Krull I'm glad someone here has a brain
-Thotslayer's #1 Fan Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I watched Thotslayer die, haha, the loser squeled like a pig, how lameeeee.
Imagine dying to a woman with cute little bear ears lmfao, what a loooserrr XDDD
I'd also like to take this opportunity to confirm that Carrot and Queenie did in fact join the dark side, though they go by Crusher and Murder Bear now (cuz she's a bear and she murders people, like Thotslayer lmaooooo)
►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦(Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Shed a Tear I am well aware you will not listen to me, but I have to say anyways. Please do not directly reference crimes, and please do not threaten people's lives, you only have one warning
►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned) (Verified Slaughterer) (Verified Serial Killer) (Verified Cannibal) (Clown)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
[Message deleted by Moderator]
Please do not threaten PHO staff, enjoy another 10 day ban - TinMom
►𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬(Verified Cape) (Verified Fool) (Temp-Banned) (Clown)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
[Message deleted by Moderators]
Since I know that -Shed a Tear most likely forced you to write that, I will chose not to take it personally and just give you a temp ban to join her - TinMom
►𝐅𝐞𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
kind of wild that being a literal serial killer with an actual Kill Order doesn't stop Tear from shitposting online, also, who gave her all those tags?
►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦(Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
-Feychick She threatened to send videos of her... proving that the tags fit to the Moderators, so we decided that it was better to just give them to her if the alternative is that people could end up dying.
►𝐅𝐞𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
Ah, yeah.. fair enough
►𝐎𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧 (Snek)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
:)
►𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝟏 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐥 (✷‿✷)
Replied On Apr 18th 2009:
(✷‿✷)
𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 𝟐, 3, 𝟒, 𝟓 ... 𝟓𝟒, 𝟓𝟓, 𝟓𝟔
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♦ 𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜: 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬?
𝐈𝐧: 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ► 𝐔.𝐒.𝐀 ► 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ► 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬
𝐁𝐚𝐝𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐢 (Original Poster)
Posted On Jun 19th 2008:
So, is anyone else noticing a weird amount of Clown themed capes showing up recently?
I looked back and found that it seems to have been started by a cape called Tear (yes, that Tear) who showed up in Columbus (no, not that Columbus, the one in Ohio) wearing a clown get up, and now there's a bunch of them.
The most obvious is Fool, who I'm sure everyone here is aware of by now thanks to FoolsNet, but it's not like he's the only one.
There's also Negante (who really seems to be a kid)
There's March, who seems to be a bunny-clown? Either way, she's in NY, and she only showed up after Tear left NY
There's Harlequin, who showed up some time later, though she hasn't done anything much yet
There's also Vendor, who mostly just seems to be selling stuff
And then, literally just yesterday, Sting Theory of all people showed up with the Clown tag
[LINK] here for the craziness that is Sting Theory (please don't blow me up)
But from what I've seen, they don't seem to be like, an actual group that holds territory and stuff, so I'm just wondering if anybody knows what's going on with this?
(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟏𝟑 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟕)
►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned) (Verified Slaughterer) (Verified Serial Killer) (Verified Cannibal) (Clown)
Replied On Jun 19th 2008:
Don't you worry Mister Samurai!! We're not another Elite or anything like that, just making friends, that's all. ;)
𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 𝟐, 𝟑 ... 𝟏𝟏, 𝟏𝟐, 13, 𝟏𝟒, 𝟏𝟓, 𝟏𝟔, 𝟏𝟕
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A/N: He~llo! Dear readers!
Welp, there goes another lazy chapter, things will kick off again now
Also, feel free to yell at me, cuz despite the RSI from getting all the bold in here, this was basically just a super lazy chap so that I could spend the whole day watching old technoblade videos and smallant doing dumbass speedruns, like the 58 hour speedrun of pokemon with only shinies lol
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