509. Annie and Gabby ~First Date~

"Hey, Gabby!" smiled Anne.

Anne pops her head out from outside the window.

"Oh... Hey," Gabby gives a weirded-out look. "What are you doing...?"

Gabby is in her bed in her room reading a book and Anne Boonchuy hangs upside-down from a branch outside her window. 

"Your head would get chopped off," said Gabby.

"You wanna go out...?" smiled Anne.

"Can't," said Gabby.

"Why not...?" asked Anne.

"I'm kinda grounded for giving my NEMESIS a beating," said Gabby.

"Is it the Samurai Dog...?" asked Anne.

"Yes. It's the Samurai Dog," said Gabby. "Dad caught me Dog-Fighting again. So, GROUNDED, BABY!!!" She pointed to herself with both index fingers. "So... I'll just rot in here in my room or whatever..."

"You're 20 and you still get grounded...?"

"We're both Asian. You should know..."

"Yeah... My Uncle Somsak from Thailand is in his 50s and he still lives with Grandma. Last week, he got grounded for holding a party in her house."

Last week...

Uncle Somsak, with several people cheering for him, chugs down a bottle of Singha.

"DUAT!!! DUAT!!! DUAT!!! DUAT!!!"

"Chaı̀! Chan tha man! Pa chis saı̀ chan deiywni!" yelled Uncle Somsak.

Now...

"Haha! That was fun..." smiled Anne. "Wanna go... out...?"

"But I'm grounded."

"Yeah...! Buuut... You won't get caught...! Like, for real!" smiled Anne.

"What makes you so sure about that...?" smiled Gabby, lowering her eyelids.

Anne takes out a cloak. "Eh...?"

"What is that...?" asked Gabby.

"I found it... In your Dad's closet...! His closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty, actually. But, I found this non-shitty garment! Look!"

Anne places it around her body and she turns invisible.

Gabby's eyes widen and she stands up. "Anne! No! That's my Dad's Invisibility Cloak!"

"Yeah, so...?" asked Anne, smiling.

"We'll get in trouble if he finds out!"

"If he finds out..."

Gabby rolls her eyes. "Wait... Pallium Sensus," she said, waving her finger, as both Anne and Gabby are met with magical sparkles.

"What was that...?" asked Anne.

"It's a cloaking spell that disables Dad's Probability Sense... Basically, he can't sense where we are," said Gabby.

"Cool! Let's get outta here!" smiled Anne.

The pair walk around, crouching, with the cloak over their heads and keeping their bodies invisible.

Miguel is reading on the couch and the invisibility cloak moves around behind him.

Miguel feels that something is wrong and he turns around to look.

They stop moving.

Miguel turns back to watching the television.

They move.

Miguel turns in their direction. "I can sense only a flicker..."

They stop.

Gabby does the sign of the cross and Anne prays to Buddha.

Miguel squints his eyes. "Hey, JC? Bud? Did someone just pray to you just now in the area where I am...?"

Gabby and Anne's eyes widen and they cover their mouths.

"Really...?" asked Miguel, turning in their direction. "Expelliarmus!" 

Annalisa walks in and the blast hits her hand.

Miguel disarms Annalisa's knife in her hand.

"AH!!!" Annalisa was about to cut tomatoes. "What the hell, man!?"

"Oh, shoot! I am so sorry, honey! I just thought we had an intruder!" yelled Miguel. "Thought maybe someone moving from the direction where you are now... Riiight over here..." Miguel stands up and points at Gabby's nose, with his index finger inches away from hers.

Gabby gulps.

"Probably just your imagination, Miguel," said Annalisa, who is now cutting the tomatoes that she just picked up. "I don't think that someone would do anything dumb like that."

The pair snickers as they leave the house. They take off the cloak, laughing as they run out into the road...

"Anne..." Gabby facepalmed. "This is the Temple of New Israel."

The pair stood in front of the temple.

"Yeah!" smiled Anne.

"Anne... We can't go goofing around here! This place is sacred!" yelled Gabby.

"Dude... Chill! It's closed since it's Saturday! Isn't it that mass is held every Sunday and no work shall be done on Sabbath Day?"

"Yeah! But you're suggesting that we break into that place!"

"Dude... You're the next Chosen One! You literally have the power to just walk in and do whatever!"

"No... No, I don't," said Gabby. "Especially the fact that I'm a Hell-Blood Witch and a Messiah! I'm practically a desecration in these people's eyes... I can't be seen just wandering around the Temple!"

Anne thinks for a second. "What if you shapeshifted! I heard you guys could do that, right? You guys can shapeshift into other people?"

Gabby thinks for a second. "Okay!"

After shapeshifting in a bush, a shapeshifted Gabby and a happy Anne enter the Temple grounds, which were walled off through a giant gate, and they see several Apostles pray to God or their version of God, silently bowing their heads, clapping their hands, kneeling, or praying on a mat. The Temple outside had a design of a beautiful Israelite-style multi-building. It resembled a temple with various beautiful street art done on its outside walls of images with the faces of Miguel Ibarra and the Disciples.

Inside also had various street paintings. One has the JoJoCorps, the entire group of Disciples, and an army of millions battling against the Agents of Chaos. Above the Earth-777 Army was the hand of God and above the Agents of Chaos was Bill Cipher and Aurora's hand. The painting resembled a Renaissance Painting of what they considered good had light shining on them and what they considered as evil came from flames.

Gabby, in a different form, has her eyes sparkle in sheer awe laying her eyes upon the temple for the first time.

There are men and women singing in a choir.

The people gasp upon seeing "Miguel."

"Miguel Ibarra!"

"He has visited once more!"

"Miguel Ibarra!"

They all stand up and bow to him in different ways.

"Uh..." said Gabby, pretending to be Miguel. "*A-Ahem!*" She deepens her voice, "Hey, there, buckos! I'm Miguel Ibarra! How's it going, mah dudes...?"

"Fine!" smiled the Head Disciple. Someone walks in... It's...

Jedan Ligera of Earth-777. "Hey, man!"

Gabby yelps. "Unc-!"

Anne elbows Gabby.

"Jed!" smiled Gabby. "He-Hey, my dude! Should we... uh... do bro stuff... Like usual...?"

"We haven't done that in over 10 years," said Jedan.

"Well, your choice, my Dude!" smiled Gabby.

"Uh... huh... Uh... Well, Miguel. I just want to tell you about the little issue we're having about You-Know-Who."

"Voldemort!?"

"What...? No! That guy's dead. I'm talkin' about... Ngeh, ngeh, ngeh...!?"

"Who...?" asked Anne.

"Ah...! Anne Boonchuy! I believe it's better if you don't hear this..."

"Oh. She could," said Gabby. "We could totes trust her."

"Okay! It's about Gabby," said Jedan.

"Haha! What... about Gabby?" asked Gabby.

"It's just that... We don't think we should bring her into the Temple for now..." said Jedan.

"Why not...?" asked Gabby.

"Well... The people here-... And she's a-..."

"Stop. I get it."

"Oh, Miguel! I didn't mean to offend you!"

"No... I get it... I-... She's..."

"Yeah... Heheh! Sorry..."

Anne sees Gabby's saddened face. "Uh... Miguel...! You've been saying that you were gonna show me something...?"

"Uh... Oh, yeah!" smiled Gabby. "Uh... The Crypt."

"Oh! Sure! The door to the left!" smiled Jed.

The pair walk into the door to the left and enter a helix-shaped staircase going down into the deep end. There are stone walls and torches on each meter down.

"What is this place...?" asked Anne.

"The Temple of New Israel. Like, it's the main temple. It's where all 5 billion Humans and 2 billion Sentients of New Israel pray to God."

"'Sentients...?'" asked Anne.

"2 billion Humans were wiped out on our Earth and 2 billion Evolved species replaced them," said Gabby. "Most of the Apostles are actually Wizards and Witches who practice magic. Disciples are Stand-Users who are tasked with protecting the Royal Family and overseeing the Court. Us. Dad's pretty much the Executive Branch and sometimes works with the Judicial Branch. The Disciples act as the Judicial Branch. The Senates, which are elected, are the Legislative Branch. But Dad's more of a mediator between God and us."

"Huh... Oh, yeah! Your Dad's a Judge in some cases, right...?" asked Anne. "Like the Queen of England!"

"Yep! And... not really..." 

"Like the King... of England...?"

"Still no, Anne."

"Like the Queen of the Amazons!"

"No..."

"Like... King David...?"

"Yes!"

"Yay! Who's King David?"

Gabby shakes his head and giggles. "You're such a dork!"

"Who's King David!? It's not like I know who that is!"

"Then why'd you suggest the guy? Hahaha!"

"Is that an Abrahamic religion thing? I'm Buddhist, dude..."

"Right, right... David was the second King of the Jews. Killed Goliath."

"Oh! That David...!?"

"Yeah..."

"Oh! That's why I remembered him! Sprig had a slingshot! Didn't he have one!"

"No... He had a sling. Not a slingshot. But sure. People can describe it that way."

"Like beets and radishes...?"

"That's... actually accurate. Wow."

"What's up with you and your Dad...?"

"Y'know... The usual!"

 "Why does he ground you... like... IRL? Like... For real... You're 20 years old!"

"Because Dad thinks I was being 'too irresponsible' in the match since... I've been... losing... lately..."

Anne giggles. "WHAT!?!? You...? Losing Dog-Fighting? The One-Month Champion Saint Journey Joestar?"

"Shut up, dude!" laughed Gabby. "Yeah! Well... Blue Dragon Fly sounds cornier..."

Anne pushes Gabby's shoulder.

The pair laughs.

Gabby looks down.

Anne stares at Gabby with a worried look. "You okay...?"

"Yeah... Fine..." Gabby walks faster downstairs.

Anne, concerned, follows after her. "If you need to talk about your Dad... You're welcome to do it..."

"Yeah... No..."

"Yeah! I get it! You're tough as nails... Who'd wanna talk about... Pfft! Feelings...?"

Gabby stares blankly at nothingness while walking down. "I think I -..."

"We're here!" smiled Anne.

Anne and Gabby reach the Crypt, which can be found in the cellar of the Temple.

"This place used to be a massive Supermall that spans around a quarter of the whole city. After it was burned down by the Anarchists, they built the Third Temple in its place. People everywhere pray here... It was considered sacred ground because people lived under the mall and survived the raids."

"Why not just the Cathedral...?"

"Because that place was corrupt as hell. Dad found out about it and had the Church taken down."

"We're here..." said Anne.

The pair stood before a small door.

Anne tries opening it. "Locked." She begins activating her Charged State.

"Shush... It's okay!" smiled Gabby. "Alohomara."

Nothing happens.

Anne activates Charged State again. She grabs the lock and squeezes her hand.

*clank!*

"Sera Reparum," said Gabby, as the lock fixes itself, and it's now open.

Anne and Gabby sneer at each other.

They enter the Crypt and see a beautifully silent and clean room with several decorations on the wall and spray paintings everywhere. The place also had various artifacts.

"What are these things...?" smiled Anne.

"The artifacts... Moses' Staff that your Captain donated here... The hair of Samson... Earth-777's Ark of the Covenant. Noah's Ark..."

Gabby sees objects on pillars including... large stick Zerstorer once used... Then a lock of hair frozen in eternal ice... then the Ark hanging on a wall... then a shrunken highly-advanced technological boat...

"The Holy Grail... Dad's Cross... Jesus' Cross... The Shroud... Alexander the Great's Sarcophagus... Ramses' Sarcophagus..."

Gabby sees a wooden cup, a massive cross, an even more massive cross, a shroud with plasma burn marks on Christ's face, and two Sarcophagi.

Anne had just been lowering her eyelids, smirking, and listening to Gabby the entire time.

"Why are you looking at me like that...?" Gabby turned softly red.

"Oh, right! Uh... What's that!?" Anne, slightly blushing, pointed to the next artifact.

"And that..." said Gabby, standing before yet another artifact in a glass tank.

"What is that...?" asked Anne, seeing it with awe in her eyes.

Gabby takes it out from the tank. "It's a wand that someone from a Universe adjacent to ours broke... But Dad repaired it using his Time-Turner. On our Earth, this was a man known as the Boy Who Lived. In that Universe, it's currently 2021. Earth-776. It's a colony of our Earth."

"Your Dad has a Time-Turner...?" asked Anne.

"It's modified... He exchanged the Hour-Reversal Charm for something much more powerful..."

"You can do that...?"

"Not legally... The Magic High Commission wouldn't be happy if they figured out what he did..."

"I thought they were destroyed..." said Anne.

"Dad brought 'em back using a resurrection spell," said Gabby. "Using this..." She holds up a wand. It's 15 inches long. Thestral tail hair core. There are 6 orbs flowing down its shaft, 2 of which act as its handle. 

"That is a very thin dildo..." said Anne.

"Dude... This is the Elder Wand!" smiled Gabby.

"Whoa! What makes it so Elderly...? Do old people use it...?"

"Well... The Elder Wand helps amplify your magic..." said Gabby. "I think..."

"So...?" asked Anne.

Gabby smiles and points the wand at her hand. "Put your hand next to mine!"

Anne turns softly red and hesitantly places her hand next to Gabby's.

"Famished Peckished Nicholas... I desire a treat...Icy snow and sweety-pop cones are what I wish to eat..." she waved the wand above their hands... then something appears in their hands from nothing.

A tower of spherical ice creams of various flavors stood on a singular cone, which is candied and striped like a candy cane. The ice creams have sprinkles, chocolate syrup, pop tarts, candy kernels, cookies, and gumdrops on them. It even has chocolate sticks and licorice glazed around it.

"Old incantation. (The Ice Cream never melts...!)" smirked Gabby. "Check this out!" Gabby turns the ice cream upside-down, and it doesn't fall at all.

"Whoa...! No way, dude!" smiled Anne. "It's like the books stacked in my homework! Only, it isn't homework! It's ice cream! Also, tax forms..."

The two begin messing around...

"Expecto Patronum!" yelled Gabby, as a crow appeared from her body. "Do a little dance!"

The crow begins to do Orange Justice and losses.

"Hahaha!" laughed Anne. "That's so cringe!"

"Ew. Get back in here," said Gabby, making the crow vanish.

Later...

Gabby waves her wand at Anne and Anne makes a lion roar. She waves her wand at herself and she caws like a crow. Gabby waves it back to Anne and she bucks like a chicken. Gabby waves it at herself and she howls like a wolf.

Later...

"Caelin Portas!" yelled Gabby, creating a portal to the moon. The portal is in a star shape.

Gabby then waves the wand to both of them. "Armaspatio Vagantemo!"

Gabby and Anne gain space suits and they jump around on the moon.

"Bombarda Superior!" yelled Gabby, creating a massive crater on the moon.

Anne laughs and activates her Charged State, going on to punch an even larger crater.

The pair then flies around in space in their space suits.

"Caelin Portas!"

Another star-shaped portal appears.

Later...

Gabby and Anne box at each other in space.

Gabby gives Anne a rush, yelling, "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

Anne then pins her down on Ganymede, staring into Gabby's eyes. Both laugh while flying around.

Their armors disappear.

Note: Ganymede has an atmosphere in their Universe, so their space suits disappear at will. This planet is also a place for mining and farms.

Gabby woges into a Succubus and slides her claw up her belly, up to her chest, and up to her neck, grabbing her chin.

Gabby smiles seductively and Anne turns red. She places her lips closer to Anne's. They could feel each other warm breaths on each other's lips.

Gabby pulls away. "Boop!" she pokes Anne on the nose.

Anne laughs softly. "Heheheheh..."

Later...

Anne and Gabby laugh as they go around blowing up some planets.

"That one's uninhabited!" smiled Gabby.

Anne, in her Calamity State, blows another planet up.

"Hahahaha!" laughed the pair. "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"There's an atmosphere here..." said Gabby, taking off her suit.

"Cool!" Anne takes off the suit.

Gabby looks down with a frown.

Anne punches her shoulder.

"Ow! What!?" asked Gabby.

"You've been giving that look all day!" yelled Anne.

"Oh... Sorry..."

"What's wrong...?" asked Anne.

Gabby looks up at the stars. "I think... I just... Is... my Dad embarrassed of me...?"

Anne looks up, silently looking into space. "I don't think that's true."

"Why not...? Uncle Jed didn't want me to be in the Temple... Dad treats me like a child... And Dad doesn't even want me to be in that interview... He's embarrassed by me..." Gabby hides her mouth behind her knees.

"I feel like I never should've brought you with me..."

"Why not...?"

"I kinda lowkey manipulated you to go here... It's an old bad habit of mine that I do when I get new friends... I'm... often a bad influence..."

"No... Going with you is my choice! Hihi! Where I choose to go isn't up to anyone... At least... It shouldn't be... Don't let anyone make you think that... and you have to... believe in yourself more dude... You have a cute face... At least learn to be proud of it. Own it, girl..."

Anne turns red when she said that.

Gabby looks away and turns red. "Ahem! Hey, look!" she points up. "It's Rick and Morty!"

Morty waves hello, but Rick drunkenly shows off his butt on the windshield. Morty begins arguing against Rick. They're both in their Space Car.

"Gross..." said Gabby.

"It's okay... I don't think that's our Rick and Morty... you could put a spell on that Rick."

"Calvus Pilas..." said Gabby, waving the Elder Wand as Rick turns into a Sea Urchin.

"Your Dad isn't embarrassed by you, Gabby," said Anne. "He just cares about your feelings... He's scared that your feelings will get hurt if you are around those kinds of people."

"But I'm already 20 years old..."

"Doesn't make us unkillable. Take it from someone who literally died in the arms of her best friends..."

Gabby sighs and leans on Anne's shoulder. "I'm tired..."

"We all are..." said Anne, turning red. "Tell you what... Let's own up to your Dad..."

"OOOOOOH!!!" yelled Morty, grabbing his hair in fear. "OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! GEEEZ!!!"

"I think that is our Rick and Morty..." said Gabby.

"Oh... well... Eh...!" yelled Anne. "Wanna make out?"

"Wh-...? What...?" asked Gabby, turning red with her head standing up.

Later...

"So, FUCK OFF, conyo!" yelled the American woman standing in front of Miguel's throne.

Miguel is facepalming. "Okay... so... you're suing me and the entire Philippines for appropriation...?"

"Yes! You're speaking OUR language!"

"Okay... But you do realize that the British people known as the English invented the language known as English. Not the Amerikanos..." Miguel is still facepalming on his throne.

"What!? British people speak British, idiot! English isn't a people! And don't call us that!"

"No, they don't. Yes, they are. And, call you what...?"

"Amerikano! It's a slur!"

"It's just the Filipino word for American."

"You don't know that! You're a Filipino! You can't speak our language, Conyo!"

"Ma'am... You're the one calling me by a slur! Conyo is Spanish for 'Pussy,' but in the Philippines, it's a slur for English Speakers or Mestizos."

"AAAH!!! AAAAH!!!"

"Ma'am... Why the hell are you screaming...?"

"HELP!!! HE PUSHED ME WITH MAGIC!!!" She lies down on the ground. "He's a crazy person!"

A man next to her videos this.

"There's a security camera right over there..." said Miguel, pointing to the top left corner of the room. "And I obviously didn't say or whisper an incantation neither did I do any hand movements."

"YOU'RE A LIAR!!! CONYO!!! Stop appropriating our language!"

"Your people colonized us!"

"So did you!"

"Then maybe you should speak Tagalog."

"NO!!!"

"You already did. You said Conyo."

"It's Spanish, dumbass!"

"And... You're a hypocrite, Dumb Ma'am. Because you just said the word. Repeatedly."

"QUIET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Please stop screaming..." Miguel covers his ears. Miguel points to the cameraman, which is a guy holding a phone. "Why is there a guy videoing this!? Like... Are you doing this just for views...!? Or do you just hate me that much...!? And why are you only videoing her!? Are you trying to say that I'm the bad guy here!? Get...! Get outta here...!"

"Did this SEXIST RACIST just tell me, A WHITE WOMAN, to leave!?"

"Oh my God! SECURITY!!!"

Celine and Yang, the ones from Earth-777, take her and her cameraman away.

"YOU SICK BASTARD!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!"

"With what!?!?"

After she leaves, Gabby and Anne enter the throneroom.

"Hey, Dad..." said Gabby.

Miguel runs to Gabby. "Gabby! I was worried sick! Well, not a lot, because I both could sense it and know that you can beat a Siegbarste and a Hulk when you're trapped in a ring with those things."

"Listen... I'm sorry about sneaking out... Here..."

"It's my fault, Mr. Ibarra. I stole your invisibility cloak..."

Gabby takes out a handkerchief that turns into an Invisibility Cloak and hands it to Miguel.

"I knew that you were there! You snuck out of that house all by yourself without me noticing!?"

"I... did a cloaking spell..."

"And I could tell you did a damn good one with CONVICTION. Haha!"

Gabby smiles and turns red, shivering in happiness.

"What's wrong...?" smiled Miguel.

"I forgot about how much you love me..."

"Well, don't... Because you're a damn good kid... You, too, Boonchuy," smiled Miguel.

"Back at you, Ibarra," smiled Anne.

"BURN IN HELL!!!" yelled an Arabic man, walking in.

"Great... It's my 5:00. He came early..." Miguel facepalmed. He smiles at the girls. "You girls have fun. You guys go and make out in an exoplanet or whatever." He winks and clicks his tongue twice.

"W-Wait! That didn't-!" yelled Gabby, blushing.

"How'd you know about-!?" asked Anne, blushing.

"Shut up, Anne! Ugh!" Gabby hides her face in her hair.

Anne looks away, RED as hell! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

"Haha! Go goof around..." Miguel sighs in disappointment. "Because I have a nation to look after.What's your issue, 5:00? I mean, Alan...?"

"THE WATER SYSTEM IN THE ENTIRE SAUDI ARABIA GAVE US BROWN FUCKING WATER FOR MY ENTIRE FAMILY THAT TASTES LIKE ASS!!! I HAVE AN ENTIRE MOB WAITING OUTSIDE TO RIOT, SIR!!!"

"Sir... Please, chill... I promise that I'll have officers for you to look into the issue."

"WE WANT IT NOW!!!"

"FIX OUR WATER!!! FIX OUR WATER!!!" yelled the crowd. "FIX OUR WATER!!!"

Miguel yells. "ALRIGHT!!! ALRIGHT!!! FINE!!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! FINE!!!Jed. Send officers to the Middle East. Stat. What...? What do you mean someone broke into the Crypt...? Really...? The Crypt's a mess, you say...?" Miguel's eyes dart at the two girls. "The Elder Wand's missing... Is it, now? Hmmmmm...! Rick's a sea urchin and is filing a... complaint... is he now...?" Miguel turns to Anne and Gabby with a  death stare. 

"R-Right... We forgot to... apologize...! For... stealing the Elder Wand... and... blowing stuff up... and... turning Rick into a sea urchin... and..."

"An entire... solar system disappeared... The moon has an entire new crater...? TWO!?!? Huh... I wonder who are the idiots who did that...!" Miguel's eye twitches. "Looks like I have two other urchins right over here..."

The pair's pupils contract.

Miguel gives a terrifying look, pointing his face upward and looking at them with his peripheral vision.

Annie and Gabby did community service in the Temple that day...