Chapter 80: Teenage Thor and Teenage Loki, 1000 CE

A/N: honestly, it's hard to write arrogant Thor without it being cringy... Loki is fine though.

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[Pluto's POV]

Me, Kingo, Sprite, and Thena were walking through a forest. The sky was clear, the strong wind of the northern field was hitting us between the trees, and we could see a vast field at the end of the forest.

"Where are we going, anyway?" Kingo questioned. "This is literally in the middle of nowhere."

"Just shut up, and follow us." Thena said roughly.

"Well that was just rude." grumbled Kingo.

I chuckled. "We're meeting some guests from afar."

"Who is it?" asked Sprite.

I smirked at her. "Maybe you could be friends with them Sprite, they'll probably look the same as you, like a child."

Sprite just scoffed, and flipped me off.

I shook my head in amusement as we arrived on the vast field. We stood there, watching the sky as we waited.

"So? Where are they?" asked Kingo impatiently.

"Just wait for it." I said, and lo and behold, a rainbow beam came from the sky, hitting a spot just in front of us. I smiled, "Right on time."

"Asgardians?" Sprite commented in disappointment. "Really?"

The beam gradually subsided, revealing Odin, with two teenagers beside him. Odin was carrying a sack of goods, while the two boys were carrying a big bag, possibly their belongings.

"Off by a few minutes old man." I smirked at Odin, making him laugh.

"Half of your family is older than me! You dare call me old?" he said, hugging me.

As we separated, he gave me the sack that he was bringing. "Here's the promised items," he said. He then stepped back, and pushed the two teenagers behind him. "And these… are the troublemakers." he smiled.

Both of them didn't look like they wanted to go at all, which is better.

"Boys, meet a brother-in-arm of mine, Pluto." introduced Odin.

"Father, I really don't think this is necessary." said a boy with blonde hair. "How is this going to help me become king?!"

Odin was amused by his own son. He looked at me, and said. "Remember that time?"

"Oh yes, me and Thena are going to enjoy this, right?" I said, looking at Thena.

Thena just smiled, but somehow, that smile made that blond boy shiver.

I laughed. "I still remember my training with Thena on that beach, I look like an idiot then."

"I can show you that again with my illusions if you like." giggled Sprite. "Once in a while, I still watch it."

I rolled my eyes. I then looked at the calm boy beside the blond boy, and walked up to him. "What's your name?"

He looked at me straight in the eyes. "Loki."

I nodded. I turned around to the blond who was full of himself. "You?"

"Thor, son of Odin." he said proudly.

Honestly… I forgot how annoying Thor is in the movies… "Right, Juno, could you bring this back at home, please?" I asked out loud, making the two boys confused.

A blue construct of a little girl suddenly appeared beside me. "What's this?" she asked.

"Some good metals." I answered. "I need to use you to forge some things…. Bloody hell that sounded wrong…"

She just nodded. "Okay, home near Helen's grave?"

"That's the one."

She then grabbed the sack, and vanished into thin air.

Meanwhile, Odin was looking at me weirdly. "You are a strange man, Pluto… you used an infinity stone as your servant…"

"Hey, being an Eternal is typically boring, usually you just wait in a town… until a deviant shows up."

"Can't say I envy you…" said Odin.

I rolled my eyes. "You are the All-Father, don't say that you envy me."

Odin laughed. "True." he then looked at his sons again, who were looking at the interaction confusedly.

"Right, my sons, you will stay with them for a couple of years. Gather some experience with them, do not disappoint me."

"Yes father," said both of them.

Odin nodded, and looked at me. "Then I left it to you."

I just hummed, and Odin walked away from the group, before Heimdall brought him back to Asgard.

"So." I said, clapping my hands. "For the next ten years, you will be travelling with us."

"Wait, us?" questioned Sprite. "We're going to follow you too?"

"Yes, Ajak allowed it." I nodded.

Sprite just groaned, and didn't say anything anymore.

Thor then looked at me suspiciously. "Who are you to father?"

I raised my eyebrow. "Just a friend, why?"

"I never know your name." Thor said. "How is a man from a planet like this worthy to talk to my father casually?"

I sighed, fucking entitled kids.

"Listen, boy." I said in annoyance. "I fought with him, killing frost giants, so just shut up will you?"

Thor didn't say anything, he took off his bag, and I turned around, walking to the forest once again.

The others quickly followed suit, well, except the blond for some reason.

As I neared the forest, Thor suddenly spoke. "What are you doing?"

God, this kid is annoying. I turned around, and said. "What?"

"My bag," he said casually. "Carry my bag."

Are you shitting me? I'm starting to regret accepting Odin's offer… I stared at him blankly, I could see Kingo and Sprite stepping away from me, smirking at Thor.

"Asterion." I simply said.

"Who's that?" questioned Thor.

But then, slowly but surely, Asterion formed in front of Thor. because he was connected to me, he could feel my rage as well, making him intimidating as fuck.

Asterion grew to about 5 metres tall, and stood in front of Thor, dwarfing him.

Asterion was pissed, he crouched down, touched the ground with his two hands, and roared in front of Thor.

The roar was so strong, that Thor was thrown away by the force.

Thor's things were now scattered, and he was now covered in mud.

Meanwhile, Loki was shocked by the sight of his brother getting thrown away. He looked at me, and smirked.

"Could I do that?" he asked me.

"No, you can't." I said, making him a little bit disappointed. "But I could teach you a few things."

Loki seemed excited, then I turned to Thena, to which she just nodded.

She then walked towards Thor, who was still lying on the ground, embarrassed about what just happened.

She looked at Thor coldly, and simply said. "Get up."

He then stood up, and cleaned himself.

"Pick up your things." commanded Thena. "If you say unnecessary things again, we'll do worse than that."

Thor just nodded weakly, a bit scared at Thena's intimidating gaze.

Suddenly, I felt that Thor wanted to go home so badly, wanting to see his mother…

I smirked. good.

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A/N: 80th chapter. just bought Elden ring. won't post another chapter until Renna said "My dear consort, eternal." to me