Tofu x Bitch (2)

Oscar and Jun'er feel satisfied. To say the least. Jun'er always wanted to marry Oscar, and he always evaded the topic. Even after making stern promises. It's just something Oscar couldn't wrap his head around.

And that scared him. He didn't care for the responsibility, or rather, he did not fear it. After all, Jun'er is pregnant and he didn't lose his shit.

But... there is nothing different about marriage than their current lifestyle so Jun'er's obsession with the 'title' made Oscar feel a little distant from the idea. Oh, and he explained it well to her in their private time.

Her reply was simple.

Just like her being, wants, and desires.

Simple.

Standing in front of Jun'er with Bibi Dong by their side as many friends and 'family' stood witness, Oscar couldn't help but smile broadly. His eyeballs feel warmer than usual and something prickles his nostrils.

"I... get it," he voices out in a whisper as Jun'er blinks and gazes into his eyes.

"I mean, I finally understand your point of view, too. Marriage... sounds fun."

Xiao Jun's grin broadens in contrast to Oscar's gentle and warm smile and Bibi Dong exhales a soft sigh and presents a pleased smile, "I usually believe in completing rituals efficiently. But today, I stand to witness another moment of affection. And with everything that has happened, I feel that this day couldn't have come sooner."

"I had prepared a list of clauses," Their team leader admits, "That I wished for the two of you to agree on but when I look at the two of you... it feels redundant. Oscar, you have always been a provider. You have always taken care of Jun'er. And Jun'er, you never once adopted the outlook of the masses and scorned Oscar's talents. You love him even more for it and that just makes you... perfect for each other."

'Psst, I still think that their kid might have a sausage martial soul,' Ja Sun uses his divine intent to communicate with Ah Yin who smiles, 'Want to make this interesting?'

'Sure,' Ja Sun replies.

'If you're wrong, I get a say in whatever foolish thing you're planning next,' Ah Yin proposes.

'How... did you know?' Ja Sun blinks.

'Because you're making an enemy out of Gods. A foolish endeavor like this relies on an equally foolish plan. Though, you thrive on this and it's not like we'd be doing something similar... I just hope you'd take it into consideration that you're going to be a father.'

It's hard to miss the slight conflict in Ah Yin's tone as Ja Sun agrees, "Hmm, I'll let you guys know what I intend to do after their honeymoon. Or maybe wait a bit more and start my stuff after fully making Poseidon's stuff mine. Of course... if you lose the bet, I get to see... Ja Yin spanking you.'

Ah Yin's eyes widen briefly and she snaps, 'What? Why?'

'Well... I know you'd hate it. But I'll love it. After all, I would be behind Ja Yin in that scenario. So, it seems oddly fitting.'

'Well,' Ah Yin hesitates, 'We will have six years for the bet to fruition... so, alright.'

'Sweet!'

Ah Yin smirks and rolls her eyes. Maybe Ja Sun's love for 'punishment' has started to rub off on her more than she realized.

'Oh my god... what if our kid takes after him...' Ah Yin contemplates deeply before groaning internally, 'I think my gifted genetics ought to balance all the kinks out.'

Meanwhile, Oscar and Jun'er put a ring on each other's fingers and lean forward to exchange a passionate, loving kiss with the amber sun drifting into the horizon and lighting the sky in its amber glow. The warm light reflects upon their skins and the rest smile, too.

While the beasts are more interested in the concept after seeing this the second time, girls like Erlong and Yuehua couldn't help but glance at Ja Sun a few times, spurring him to use his divine intent once again.

'If you'd like, I'll marry the two of you right here and now~ What say you?'

Seeing their rather 'simple' thoughts caught so easily, Liu Erlong scoffed in defiance while Yuehua lowered her head with a ruddy hue tinting her cheeks and a gaze that did all but voice her acceptance of his bold gesture.

Even if Yuehua and Ja Sun have only technically spent one 'evening' together before he skedaddled on a trip to the high heavens, there is a lot of base and foundation to their relationship. They can easily pick it off where they left off and that's what Ja Sun intends to do for all.

One thing that Ja Sun felt lacking in the wedding was... the fireworks.

But, Ja Sun also agreed with Bibi Dong that fireworks shouldn't be the reason they attract Qian Xunji's attention once more now that they are stealthily making their way to Sea God Island.

With no other guests but just the crew, the entire evening turned into an intimate one with the group sharing stories, drinks, and laughter. With Ja Sun admitting that it won't be long before they would reach Sea God Island, they knew their 'vacation' would soon come to an end but that would mean that were actually relaxing on the cruise— which was wrong.

Most of the conversation circled Bibi Dong's group. With other beasts, rabbits, and Feng Liu being curious about the details of their adventures, they asked a lot of questions.

For instance, with many things already known about her, Bibi Dong wasn't averse to recounting the story where she helped Ja Sun face Titled Douluo Beartaken and lost his arm in the process.

In response, Ja Sun wasn't shy about blurting Bibi's 'emo' phase when they all met for the first time, pulling out bellows of laughter from everyone around.

But just when the topic shifted to Yuehua, making her fear that her current lover may expose her former brother-obsessed self, he laughs without caution and paints an even raunchier picture.

"Oh! Erlong thinks of Yuehua as a motherly figure so I'm practically banging Erlong's mom!"

It doesn't help that their beverages, again, are developed by Bibi Dong who seems to have taken a shine to the hobby. The drinks are strong enough to intoxicate a Titled Douluo but not harmful in any way... but these drinks can certainly be addicting so their use must be noted cautiously.

Enraged and annoyed, Erlong snaps, "What did you say?!"

"I'm banging your 'Yuehua' mom!" Ja Sun grins.

"WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?!" Erlong shouts.

"Please stop making him repeat that!" Yuehua snaps at her 'daughter' with a furious blush that makes Erlong pout and she stands up, "I've been training since your absence! Mentally, I mean! I ain't the same mess I was before, you hear me?!" Declares the drunken mess.

Grinning cheekily, Ja Sun slurs, "Sure, whatever you say~!"

"I"m serious! Zi Ji, tell her!"

"Don't regard me with such familiarity," Zi Ji scoffs, "But you did train a whole lot."

"Exactly, and I can be just as shameless!" Erlong declares proudly and practically 'teleports' to Ja Sun's side as he is flanked by his wives to grab him by the collar and pull him into a heated kiss. A kiss she'd been wanting ever since he returned.

"Oh, my~" Jun'er and Lana chime simultaneously with illicit glints in their gazes while Bibi Dong, more drunk than she could imagine on this joyous occasion, snorts a chuckle as Erlong pulls back.

The Infernal Dragon's cheeks flush for an entirely different reason now as she smiles smugly.

"Big deal," Ah Yin rolls her eyes, "This isn't even remotely shameless. We all kiss each other. It's simple and plain. No. You've gotta push more to get the title of shameless. Like Sun has been doing most of the time."

"Hmm, exactly~ May I demonstrate~!" Xiao Bei hiccups and grins thanks to Bibi's special 'carrot juice' that has both Bei and Wu struggling to keep their intrusive thoughts from winning.

"No need and this is plenty shameful, you bastards! Kissing out in the open shouldn't be normalized!" Erlong asserts but a hand tugs her chin this time and cuts her off with another kiss. It's Ja Sun this time who takes not a second longer to kiss her with the enigmatic forces of saints that makes her vision swim and her hands grasp his chest.

"There you go," Ja Sun pulls back with a grin and looks around the table, "A special offer for you all. Anyone except Xiao Bei and Wu wanting some sugar?"

"Meanie," Wu pouts while Violet considers the idea seriously. Yet, she restrains her desires. She has been making steady growth and Ja Sun's promise is still fresh in her mind.

The moment she can survive his training routine is the day she will be considered a 'Monster' and get to have one of her wishes fulfilled.

And she knows what she wants.

Unexpectedly, a rather meek voice responds to Ja Sun's open call of recruitment to his harem and it isn't Bing Bing.

"M-may I?" Feng Liu raises her hand as if a child sitting in a class. Again, the group is intimate with each other, and with Lana and Ja Sun present, it was either him or her that quickly makes any party an adulterous endeavor.

Well... maybe both of them.

After all, as Ja Sun likes to keep things out in the open, Hu Lana chooses the opposite. Her hand gently strokes her husband's thigh as he flinches before smiling at her with no small amount of passion conveying from his gaze.

"You?" Bibi Dong stares at her 'servant' before giggling, "Come here!"

"Really?" Feng Liu is pleasantly surprised and she walks over quickly while Erlong, still feeling her 'reverse' lips quivering after that kiss quickly chooses to sit. It is clear that she needs more training... more sticks AND carrots. Maybe both at once.

As Feng Liu takes eager steps, she is quick to find herself being pulled into Bibi Dong's lap.

Yelping in surprise, she feels Bibi Dong breathing upon the nape of her back, "So you have designs for your Mistress' Husband?"

Shivering and sobering real quick yet enduring her filthy cunt almost drooling at the thought of punishment, Feng Liu cries out in shock, "N-No, I mean— he did—"

"So? It is my Husband's fault?" Bibi Dong questions eerily while brushing her fingers against Feng Liu's lilac hair.

With her throat drying up, Feng Liu lets out an audible and husky grunt before blushing and looking down as Bibi Dong smiles in satisfaction and throws Ah Yin an inquisitive look, "Is this shameless enough."

"Upto my standards," Ah Yin smirks.

'Ah... my wives,' Ja Sun resists the urge to shed tears of pride and joy, 'Each one sluttier and shameless than last.'

"Can you not project your thoughts to everyone," Bi Ji rolls her eyes and adjusts her glasses as Ja Sun laughs.

"I just had the urge to flaunt, so what! Hu Lana does that all the time with Xie Xan. The Bastard got the recognition of Yearning Heartbroken Red. Oscar and Jun'er aren't any better!"

The couple grins and Xiao Wu questions curiously, "Yearning Heartbroken Red?"

"Ah," Ja Sun recounts the story of how all of them tried to get the recognition of this particular immortal herb. This did attract Xie Xan appreciative glances not only from others but Ja Sun, too. After all, it would be a lie to say that Ja Sun did not hold respect for his team. He loves them. And oftentimes, love is accompanied by trust and respect.

The mood of the group shifts once more as they shed away the horny easily and talk about their next goal— Godhood.

Again, it's mostly just shit talk. For instance, Oscar claimed he'd be the Granddads of all Gods. Jun'er would be revered as the God of Bitches according to Ja Sun.

Then there are the beasts who take more initiative and interest in this topic, too, claiming their ideals to not shedding their gifted bodies and still reach that level, probably, with Ja Sun's help.

This, finally stirs Ja Yin, and she claims with a proud grin, "You know~ I innovated a framework of an array that can help us get little pups of our own. That's why I finally decided to join in on the fun."

"You mean getting whipped by me was fun?" Ah Yin raises an eyebrow.

"Fuck off," Ja Yin sticks out her tongue and like an illicit merchant, she waggles her brows at Bi Ji, Snow, and Bing Bing, "It's really fun~ you know," she emphasizes the word 'fun' with a hot exhale.

"Please... no more... this is too cruel..." Xiao Wu looks at Ja Sun with her round eyes widening like a puppy slightly, making him guffaw, "Then train! You're not far from reaching rank 60 and after that, you'll even get an immortal herb."

She pouts.

And as the night comes to an end... Ja Sun is 'escorted' by the whole group of women. If they were being sensible by not pulling Ja Sun into an exhaustive... chain of nights then once provoked their suppressed desire by kissing Erlong rather passionately, he was doomed to their fleshy dungeons.

But... seeing them leave and by default, taking more than half of the chunk of the crowd... those that remained couldn't help but feel awkward. Not the other two couples, of course.

But Xiao Wu, Xiao Bei, Violet, Bi Ji, Snow, and Bing Bing. The last of them being supremely annoyed that he can be so... easy...

"Hmph, I'm gonna sleep!" Bing Bing scoffs and leaves with a stomp of her foot.

"Huff... although we had fun..." Hu Lana's gaze flashes darkly, "Just what is Ja Sun planning with his prank?"

"I'm just going to accept it," Oscar replies and shrugs while standing up, "And there is no way in hell I am letting him have more fun than my wife so..." winking at Jun'er who he helps stand, Oscar grins, "Bye guys and thanks for everything. We'll meet you tomo—"

"Two days later~!" Jun'er drags her husband away.

"That was revealing," Bi Ji sighs.

"I'm going, too... to train..." Xiao Bei has had enough procrastinating! She will either rise from rank 89 or... she will not come our from her room until she does!

"That is for you good," Snow smiles and nods at the pleasant mother to who she has grown close to.

"Mom..." Xiao Wu pouts, "That's cheating! You are already so close to rank 90."

"Not really," Bi Ji explains with a smile, "Being away from humanity for so long and taking care of you, her cultivation and potential were adversely affected. There is a reason why 100,000-year-beasts turned humans mingle with humans. The collective interaction encourages their soul and growth. So... it is quite difficult for Xiao Bei to reignite her growth once again but she is making steady progress... although, she did waste months... or else she'd be ranked 90 by now."

Xiao Bei shrugs and rubs her daughter's head who became slightly guilty after hearing the reason for her mother's situation, "Don't worry, Wu. I will get you a loving father soon!"

"Hey!" Xiao Wu evades her hands and skips away, "I'm going to train even before you!"

Violet leaves soon after a polite farewell.

"So..." After a while, only Snow looks at Bi Ji who shrugs with a smile, "I'm in no hurry. I've lived for hundreds and thousands of years. I'm just starting to enjoy such a..."

"Lively life?" Snow questions.

"Exactly." Bi Ji giggles.

The duo shares their night in peaceful silence.

And they internally thank Ja Sun for adding several sound-canceling runes or else... the night would be far from peaceful.

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Alternate Title: The Harem Expands; Ja Sun, the Harem Recruiter; The Fabled Mother Fucker; Prophecised Will of D!

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