The problems of having a cursed castle part 1
.283 AC Kingslanding Redkeeps PoV of MC Alan Winters/ He is currently in his Vergil outfit and also with his guitar, And thus with the help from his Earth personality Alan successfully entertaining the crowd of lord and ladies with his Uniq foreign songs.)
( AN: SSStop reading if you haven't already heard Boney M's Rusputin song. First check it out on YouTube then resume the reading.)
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasatschok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
(But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.)
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians ....!!!
They killed him in the end ....
or did they ??? Alan asked no one in particular....." Physically maybe... But his legacy still lived on... Even if it's thousand years people still knows that man .... He still lives in the ballad and songs... "
The crowd cheered the Gallant white Eagle Knight for his wander full tale of a scandalous man .
Though many could not understand some the words and titles. So he took extra time to explain them.
A man of a far away land who monopolized his kingdoms ruling family and get his way with it. Though the highborns did managed to kill him, but it was already too late.
Some cheered for the song because they were actually entertained. Some Just appreciated the hidden massage inside of that song ( mostly the older lords like Tywin, Hoster, John). But there is other nobles that did not even showing a little bit of appreciation, instead they aren't even holding back or hiding their pure hatred for the man known as Alan Winters. And the song angered them even more. To them, It's like the upstart newly appointed Lord of Harranhall and master of law in king's small counsel. Proclaiming himself through this song that The this man ..... this New upstart Lord is doing the same thing as in his song.
Though some of them Even resolved himself to kill him then there in that moment even though they were outmatched in physical combat. They didn't because what they heard in that song was a man named Rusputin , not Alan Winters. But they still wants to kill the man nonetheless , because most of the woman's in the ongoing banquet is flooded the man with their bodies. Though they already knows why the ladies wants to gain his attention as well.
1. Alan Winters is currently appointed as Lord of the biggest castle in all of westeros. Which is actually cursed and proven by extinction of Eight houses that controled and rule over it. The last holder of Harranhall lady Shalla Whent committed suicide by throwing herself from the Windows Tower, one of the five Towers of Harranhall. And Even though it's cursed for some it is still a prize unmatched and wants to have a piece of it.
2. He have the favor of the King. Four Lord paramounts and numerous major lords. Which is a huge deal.
3. The man is currently the best /strongest/ Deadliest/ fierce .... warrior in westeros. One of the hero in the rebellion. A hardened battle commander with tons of achievements. And if the rumors are true then it's too many to count.
4. With his dashing looks and voice. Also his wander full talent with that musical instrument which makes him a entirely different species of Men. And women for some reason loves that kind of mysterious Men.
5. And the last,The biggest attraction is. Ser/Lord Alan Winters the eagle knight is currently unmarried and with no betrothal. And no legal heir to inherit his name and wealth. Though their are rumors that he has few bastards, But that's just it ... rumors.
Though even if he really is monopolizing Higher lords to do his bidding ,none of his enemies can't actually do anything.
Because the man has too many strong allies to back him up. Though he's enemies are many as well , in terms of numbers but they don't have enough political or physical force to deal with the Man. So they just have to wait for the right moment to make their move.
( Thirds pov end)
(PoV MC)
Inside the Redkeeps, every day we're having a party. And Robert Baratheon knows how to change every young Lords and knights around him to a party animal.
God.,.. that dude is full of energy. Even with my legendary stamina, I still could not keep up with him the on the ongoing victory celebration.
The debauchery were having everyday is one a next level...! I hope that God of debauchery slaaneesh don't put his/her attention on to us. If he/she is ....then westeros is doomed!!!!
At first the amount of men and women were small and minimum enough to manage. The people We only had the one that fought/helped during the war. But as time passes noncombat highborns are coming in flooks, And one by one all the kingdoms and it's lords and knights were starting coming like floods, summoned/ And willingly came to bend the knee. which slowly filled up the Redkeep.And the Houses/Nobles that came are also brought with them their son's and daughter as well. Even the Ironborns have came here as well. . To make new allies and marriage agreements. Or just outright wants to be one the new regime's good sides, for farther political gain's.
Well, my situation is gone worst after I received Harranhall from the Hoster Tully.
People are throwing their cousins /daughter and sisters from various age at my bed. As a knight how can refused such offer ? So I only refused those that are under age because I still have my moral stand views intact.
I don't know how long I have in this world. But one thing is I'm sure from my knowledge from the show. Prophecy, curse , magic , dragons ,ice zombies, And parverted faceless assassin's are all real in Asoiaf world.
And having named lord of Harranhall is the biggest red flag I received up until now.... nothing is good comes out of it .
God knows what will happen me my family next. God please give me your protection I want to enjoy this world for a bit...at least until the ice zombie invasion...
amen....