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Where do you get off, hurting my Darling!?

The next day

Hiro woke up and left the room with half opened eyes, Zerotwo was still sleeping. Hiro walked around the ship, forgetting he wasn't at the residence anymore, and looking for the bath. He grunted and bumped into Roger, who looked at him and said "Hey! What are you doing, Oni boy?"

Hiro groaned "Bath..." Roger rubbed his chin and said "We don't have one of those... But! When we get a new ship we will!" Hiro groaned and grumbled, Roger felt his mouth twitch and he threw Hiro into the sea, laughing.

Hiro splashed into the water and mumbled something, hovering in the water, taking off his clothes, and sinking half his face into the water with half opened eyes, blowing bubbles in front of him. Roger laughed at him from the deck and Hiro slowly moved with the ship.

A while later

Hiro jumped back onto the ship, naked. He scratched his neck and yawned, the guy with a red nose pointed at him and shouted "OI! PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS!" Hiro grumbled and waved his hand, a water dragon rose from the sea and smashed into Buggy, sending him rolling on the deck.

The rest of the crew was stunned and Roger said "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!" Hiro yawned and said "Magic..." before walking away and scratching his neck as the water on his froze into ice crystals and fell off his body.

Roger had stars in his eyes and looked at Rayleigh, who sighed saying "Yare yare..."

Another while later

Hiro and Zerotwo were out on the deck in their uniforms as they had no other clothes. Zerotwo looked out and sat in joy "Darling! It's all sea!" He smiled and said "Yep, there's sea, different islands, superpowers, and super strong people." she pouted "Yeah.. That damn old man threw me into a wall."

Hiro hummed "Which old man..." she giggled and said "The one with silver hair." he looked over at Rayleigh, who was sighing again, he felt his mouth twitch. Maybe he doesn't win this fight... It's fucking Raleigh! Couldn't she have fought Buggy instead...

Regardless, that was his wife! The only one who can throw her into a wall was him!

Hiro walked over and Zerotwo was startled, this guy was actually going to beat him up!? What a man!

Hiro stopped in front of Rayleigh and took out Sun as he said "You threw my wife against a wall?" Rayleigh spit out his drink as Sun came at him, he dodged and said "Hey-" he almost burst out laughing at Hiro's helpless face.

He said "Hmm. I did. So?" Hiro was stunned and felt a bit angry as he said "Only I can throw her into walls!" he spun sun into a Boomstick and fired a magma blast at him. Rayleigh covered his sword in haki and swatted the magma blast into the sea, making a big boom.

Hiro jumped into the air and Sun turned into Muramasa as he cut down, Rayleigh blocked it with his sword and said "What the fuck is that thing?!" Hiro said "OmniWeapon." as Sun turned into a Hringhorni shaped spear.

The spear head shot off Sun, towards Rayleigh, like a bullet.

Rayleigh dodged and Hiro pulled back, the spearhead snapped back into place and Hiro thrusted forward, colliding with Rayleigh's haki covered sword. Hiro was sent flying as Rayleigh pushed out. Hiro landed on a water dragon and said "What the fuck!"

Rayleigh chuckled "Your fighting instinct is good but you don't know Haki. Nor is your body stronger than me..." he chuckled and he swept out his Conqueror's Haki. Hiro grinded his teeth and the water dragon under him exploded.

Ice wings appeared on his back and kept him in the air as Sun changed back to a staff and grew into a pillar. His Horns lit up and he smashed Sun out, Conqueror's Haki exploding from his own body, stunning everyone as sparks collided in the air.

Some of the crew directly fainted and Rayleigh slashed up, blocking Sun from smashing on his head. Hiro let go and ran along Sun before shooting off and throwing a punch at Rayleigh, who caught his fist.

Hiro shrank Sun and swung it at Rayleigh's feet, twisting his body and kicking at his head at the same time. Rayleigh jumped and took the kick to the shoulder, deciding to dodge the strange weapon instead.

Hiro pointed Sun at the deck and it extended, shooting him up into the air, towards Rayleigh, before Hiro swung it over his head. It grew bigger and bigger before casting a shadow over the world and slamming down from above.

Rayleigh choked and said "For fuc-" before getting hit by Sun.

Hiro took back Sun and stood on the deck with a triumphant expression. He gave Zerotwo a thumbs up, and she giggled, returning the thumbs up. Hiro grinned before getting punched in the face and flying across the ship, skipping on the ocean and disappearing.

Rayleigh rubbed his shoulder and mumbled "Damn Oni brat..." Shanks looked with binoculars and said "Captain! He's still going!" Roger fell over laughing and Zerotwo was stunned, looking in the direction Hiro disappeared in.

Roger laughed saying "Sail after him boys!" the crew laughed and said "Yes, captain!" the ship turned and sailed after Hiro, while Zerotwo fought with Rayleigh, releasing her own Conqueror's Haki. Roger was dancing with happiness at his new strange crewmembers.

Hiro bounced off the sea and smashed head first into a giant man's chest.

Hiro bounced off him and fell to the ground. He rubbed his head and said "Who the fuc-" before looking up and chuckling dryly, finishing "Oh, hello." the giant man looked down and was surrounded by other guys, who all looked at Hiro.

Hiro stood up and coughed saying "Hello, do you know where the- Urk!" the big guy picked Hiro up by the head and said "Hmm... Who the fuck are you?" Hiro said "Uhhh... Your worst nightmare?" the big man, who had a white mustache in a semi circle under his nose, burst out laughing as Conqueror Haki exploded out of his body "Gurarararararara!" he was Whitebeard.

Hiro cleared his throat and bonked Whitebeard on the head.

There was a silence for a moment as Whitebeard stopped laughing. The atmosphere became tense as Hiro exploded with Conqueror's Haki and said "Strongest in the sea..." he spat on the ground and waved Sun wildly saying "I don't believe it!"

He was in high spirits, this place was a dream. He met Roger, fought Rayleigh, and now he Bonked Whitebeard on the head. His discord is going to be so jealous. A man with a pineapple haircut saying "Just you-yoi!?"

Hiro grew Sun into a pillar and smashed Whitebeard's arm, making him fall to the ground. Hiro landed on the ground and knocked the staff on the ground saying "Fight me!" Whitebeard looked down and said "Why should I fight you?"

Hiro frowned and said "Are you humiliating me?" Whitebeard sneered and Hiro grinded his teeth smashing Sun at Whitebeard, who blocked it with his forearm. Hiro grinned and the staff extended, poking Whitebeard in the cheek.

Hiro jumped over the glowing white fist and said "Fuck!" before running up Whitebeard's arm and swinging Sun right at Whitebeard's head. Whitebeard headbutted Sun and blasted Hiro back before smashing his fist on his stomach and slamming him into the ground with cracks in the air.

Hiro coughed out blood and made a pit into the ground. He crawled out of the pit and said "Holy fuck that hurts so much." little did he know Whitebeard's crew were shocked, Marco said "He's alive!?" Whitebeard looked at Hiro with interest and said "You can still fight?"

Hiro stood up and said "My wife hits harder than you." Whitebeard laughed and his fist turned black as a bright white light covered it, crackling with black cracks as he said "Oh yeah? Well, how about this?" as he threw his fist forward.

Hiro's eyes widened, he stabbed Sun into the ground and cocked his fist back, channeling all his strength into his fist before throwing it out as his eyes and horns glowed blue and his Conqueror's Haki exploded against Whitebeard's.

Their fists collided and an earth shattering bang was heard across the island, a ship appeared, sailing over quickly.

Shockwaves blew trees back and some of Whitebeard's crew fainted. Unfortunately the clouds didn't part. Maybe next time.

Hiro's right arm exploded into blood and disappeared as he flewback, smashing into Sun behind him and bouncing back to his feet, while Whitebeard didn't move an inch, but his arm was sore and bleeding.

Roger and the crew jumped off the ship and laughed, pointing his sword forward saying "Edward Newgate! Nice to see you! Hhahaha!" Whitebeard said "Why are you here?" Roger pointed at the one-armed Hiro saying "He's my crew member."

Whitebeard sighed "What a pity." Roger grinned "He's good, eh?" Whitebeard just sighed again, really disappointed. Zerotwo ran over saying "Darling!" Hiro rubbed his nose and said "Angel, you're here." she pouted "Why are you fighting monsters everywhere you go?!"

Hiro looked down as if he had done something wrong, and Whitebeard's crew was stunned. Marco said "... Where did the other guy go..." Whitebeard started laughing and Zerotwo glared at him and said "And you! Where do you get off, hurting my Darling?! Huh?! Answer me!"

Whitebeard choked and said "He wanted to fight m-" Zerotwo put her hands on her hips and said "And you just agreed?! What are you an animal?! Who just fights someone they just met?!" Whitebeard was speechless, when had someone talked to him like this? But he remembered his dad always said 'Never argue with a woman'

He just stayed silent and Zerotwo was angry, she puffed her cheeks and walked away. Hiro's arm was re-growing and within minutes was back to normal, Zerotwo dragged him away saying "This is our Honeymoon! Why are you fighting!??"

Hiro said quickly "Well, you know, I-" she snorted "Hmph! Right." Hiro said "Sorry..." she sighed "It's okay, I still love you." he choked and replied "I hope so..." she giggled and said "Maybe if you do it again, I won't?" Hiro immediately said "No, no, no, absolutely not."

She smiled saying "Good boy." he smiled to himself and everybody felt their eyes twitch. Roger said "... Anyway! Let's fight!" before slashing out his sword at Whitebeard, who swung out his bisento, they clashed as the clouds split above them.

Zerotwo and Hiro watched, he scratched his neck and she slapped his hand away saying "Jeez, so much for adventuring..." Hiro looked around and saw a man with two swords, geta sandals, and a giant purple knot on his back.

His eyes lit up and he said "Angel! I know a beautiful place, we can get clothes there as well!" Zerotwo asked "Hm? Where, Darling?" Hiro said "This island! Come with me." she held his hand and they left the battlefield, smashing a bunch of Whitebeard pirates out of the way and grabbing Oden by his collar, before disappearing.

Oden said "Ah-degosarou! Where are you taking me, Oni-gosarou!" Hiro felt his mouth twitch at Oden's speech patterns and replied "I want to see Wano... gosarou." Oden's eyes widened as he said "A fellow samurai-gosarou! No problem! I'll show you around-gosarou!"

Oden led them into the Flower Capital and showed them around, getting happy waved from the citizens. Oden smiled and waved back as Hiro and Zerotwo held hands and looked around at everything.

Zerotwo said "So beautiful!" Oden smiled proudly "Of course-gosarou! Flower Capital is the most beautiful city in Wano!" Hiro looked at the kimonos and then at Zerotwo, his eyes flashed and he bled a little from his nose, saying "Angel, let's get some clothes here, okay?"

Then he suddenly realized "Oh... Right I have no money..." Oden said "Don't worry-gosarou! I got you!" Hiro was emotional, Oden had no idea what this meant to him. It was a massive favor. Hiro said "Thank you-gosarou!" Oden just laughed and Zerotwo had question marks pop up above her head.

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