Gojo's Witch Hunt

A/N: Double Release at the cost of my sleep. FEED ME POWER STONES!

Gojo was just informed that the enemy was using dragons and that dragons shouldn't exist.

Gojo was thinking "Man these dragons are nothing compared to Ophis-chan"

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"Achoo!" Ophis chan wiped her nose with a tissue and continued eating her cheesecake.

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Gojo listened as they explained that Jeanne D'Arc had most likely summoned a dragon into that era using the Holy Grail. Gojo listened in as the staff in Chaldea suddenly detected a mass amount of life forms within 1km. Gojo hearing this smiled as he needed some stress relief after getting it taken away. (He means that he would have used Emiya as stress relief)

"Wyverns!" The soldiers shouted out repeatedly while Gojo made his way to the town. One of the people that was evacuating suddenly laughed and shouted out loud "This is our reward, we abandoned the saint and turned her into the dragon witch!"

The other man suddenly had his head torn off from his body with the spine attached. Gojo was about to stop the dragon from attacking another person until a cloaked figure left a hole through the dragon.

The cloaked figure took them away from the village however Gojo shrugged her hand off and began to relieve some stress.

Gojo had to make some precautions first "Please don't start shouting when you see what I'm about to do"

"Cursed Technique Maximum Amplification: Blue"

The wyverns surrounding the area became a squashed bloody meatball. Leonardo exclaimed in surprise "Bloody Hell!" Roman returned in time to see the scene. The cloaked figure and Mash were surprised to see the power that Gojo held.

They followed the cloaked figure into the forest where she revealed herself as Jeanne D'Arc.

They clarified things over a campfire before sleeping in blankets. Jeanne was thinking deelpy until she had a dream.

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"Wake up! We've detected a large life-form a few kilometres away." The servants were about to run until Gojo stopped them. They saw Gojo drawing a circle and asking for the coordinates to the town. Gojo motioned for the two servants to step into the circle, before Roman could ask what they were doing they teleported away leaving a circular crater in the ground.

Gojo found himself looking at a massive dragon which was charging up a breath. Jeanne tried to stop the dragon but was held back by Gojo who shook his head. The dragon released it's breath as the town was wiped off the map.

Jeanne looked horrified as her alternate self approached her. Gojo looked at her and told Jeanne "Hey look it's the shady and edgy you!" Jeanne looked at Gojo with a face that screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Gojo nodded and smiled before Jeanne called her servants.

Roman was shocked and started screaming at them to retreat as the enemies were all servants. Gojo just shrugged and said "Fine with me, I just obtained a few more punching bags on the way to my witch hunt.

Just as Gojo got ready a glass carriage came crashing through the sky and offered them a ride Gojo looked at the others and agreed.

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Four figures came out as a man and three girls. The man introduced himself "I'm Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Class Caster." The girl with white hair went next "I'm Marie Antoinette, Class Rider. Wassup My Homies!" The other girl with a tail and horns went next "My name is Elizabeth Bathory, Class Lancer. Finally the girl dressed like a shrine maiden introduced herself "I am Kiyohime, Class Berserker."

Roman then announced "There are soldiers being attacked by wyverns!" The group immediately headed towards them. Gojo just simply used "Blue" turning all the wyverns into meatballs. The rest of the servants just looked at Gojo who gave a smile and a thumbs up.

The soldiers saw Jeanne and started berating her and calling her profanities. Suddenly an enemy servant appeared in front of them. The servant fired of a magic spell at the group. Gojo immediately responded by making a contract with Jeanne.

The servant looked surprised as Jeanne waved her banner and cancelled the attack.

Roman made another announcement "Watch out that's Saint Martha, a dragon rider!" Gojo just looked at the servant and told Jeanne "Hey Jeanne look, that's the servant of your shady and edgy self."

A dragon formed behind Martha and roared at them before whimpering at Gojo's gaze. The servants all looked at Gojo who was drooling at the dragon. The dragon subconsciously retreated a few steps back. Gojo suddenly said a few words that started the battle.

"Steak, Meatballs, Skewers!"

The dragon scraped up it's resolve and prepared to face off against the white haired boy.

Gojo instantly teleported in front of the dragon. The other servants all stopped to look at Gojo as the enemy found it amusing while the others were curious.

The dragon stepped back in surprise.

"Cursed Technique Reversal: Red"

The servants all saw a red orb appear on Gojo's finger before flashing brightly. A great explosive burst of vacuum sent the dragon flying into the mountain while the aftermath of the attack left a wave of deforestation.

The other servants went to fight the enemy servant.

Saint Martha without her dragon was quickly surrounded and pierced through the spirit core by Jeanne. Jeanne's face was stained with the blood that came from Martha's chest. Martha simply vanished leaving a few words behind.

"To make a saint commit such atrocities, how cruel."

The servants called the glass carriage of Marie and watched as Gojo came back with a giant sack of dragon meat.

"We're having dragon steak, meatballs and skewers!"

The servants watched as the master had just defeated a dragon like it was taking candy from a baby. To be honest Gojo probably would take candy from a baby.

Jeanne revealed the information that Martha left behind. "The true name of that dragon is Fafnir."

Jeanne also told that the grail summoned Siegfried, Gojo just munched on his cookies and set out.

"Let's head to Lyon to find ourselves a dragon slayer!"

The other servants agreed and decided that this needed to be put to an end.

Gojo smiled at their agreement.

"Let the Witch Hunt begin."