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137: [Filler]

[Just a filler to give you two lists]

War still happened if you're wondering.

Hell versus Hell.

The hottest showdown since Henry Cavill and Chris Evans met each other.

Jokes aside, the war was still going for the simple reason: Both Hells are extremely stubborn to just admit defeat and simply walk away! The reason behind the war was not even a thing anymore, demons just wanted to fight against each other while the angels watched from far away with popcorn! Literally!

Sean and Brian were sitting beside an Archangel named Jeraphiel and he is watching it while eating popcorn, well they are also doing that but the situation is not about them right now... It's about how dangerously close Armageddon is getting to snap the fuck out and simply erase both Hells from existence by using a great amount of Void Energy to erase it... Bad Idea, definitely a bad idea because as soon as he threatens to do that, Yawheew (Bootleg version of Yahew) gets all pissy at his son and sends him to super hell to hang out with Castiel from Supernatural a little bit.

Meanwhile, Hell is literally hell! There is chaos everywhere, fire, blood, pain, destruction, death, and even though it might not look like something Is wrong... Something is very wrong. There seems to be no end to all these demons! Normally when a Demon is killed in their dimension, they simply die on the contrary to demons that die outside of their dimension, which just makes them appear inside their home dimension again. But every time a Demon of H-1 (This world's original Hell) dies in their home dimension, Hell, of course, they almost instantly appear back like they just spawned as in a fucking videogame! This was confusing the crap out of both Brian and Sean who banged a few times to get that problem out of their heads and focus on each other more, their relationship had been developing a lot but even so, using 100 years to train themselves in H-2 (1st World's original Hell) was not enough to make them special.

Well, if you compare them to something good... Let's see, Armageddon is the exact opposite of Yawheew, while Yawheew is the Creation God he is the Destruction God, making him good at destroying shit and killing people. If we compare Armageddon, a Primordial Demon (The name he likes to call himself, doesn't want to be compared to that pleb they call Demons), they are far weaker. Armageddon had to create a chart to a hoe them their strength, which was like this:

Demons are divided into (Word by word, written by Armageddon himself):

Lesser Demons (Incubus, Succubus, Imps, Hellhounds, etc)

Demons (Red skinned fuckers)

Big Demons (Big demons with big dicks, they are fucking ugly though.)

Princes of Hell (All those 72 bitches. You know them, Solomon used their bodies like the bitches they are) [YOU ARE HERE] ← In big red letters with an X.

Deadly Sins (You know them, they're seven.)

Royal Demons (Some little shits that were born from some of my energy? Or so people believe, I don't know, mythology kinda makes shit happens I guess)

Me, fabulous (Need explanation?)

And this was the list of their position in power, compared to Demonic listing, meanwhile, the angels gave them the official ranking that the Primordials made to categorize power level. Why? To document things for historical factors, and also novel writing and 4th Wall Breaking to tell the reader that this will be the official ranking of beings from now on.

[Official(Primordial Approved) Ranking of Beings)]

[FFF]- Possesses at least 1 abilities at [FFF] Rank

[FF]- Possesses at least 2 abilities at [FF] Ranking.

[F]- Possesses at least 3 abilities at [F] Ranking.

[E]- Possesses at least 4 abilities at [E] Ranking.

[D]- Possesses at least 5 abilities at [D] Ranking.

[C]- Possesses at least 6 abilities at [C] Ranking.

[B]- Possesses at least 7 abilities at [B] Ranking.

[A]- Possesses at least 8 abilities at [A] Ranking.

[S]- Possesses at least 9 abilities at [S] Ranking.

[SS]- Possesses at least 10 abilities at [SS] Ranking.

[SSS]- Possesses at least 11 abilities at [SSS] Ranking.

[Z]- Possesses at least 12 abilities at [Z] Ranking.

[EX]- Possesses at least 13 abilities at [EX] Ranking.

[O]- Possesses at least 14 abilities at [O] Ranking.

Anyway, after knowing their strength and knowing a little bit about the list, they tried ro investigate why Demons were respawning like random mobs in a very badly regulated and nerfed MMORPG with bad spawn ratios. The reason? Emotions, human emotions to be precise. Every single bad Emotion was slowly being absorbed by every single human from the world in a non-harmful way by Hell, causing an overflow with negative energy that enchanted the Unholy Energy in the dimension, making every single demon stronger and also Neigh-Immortal! The only way to kill the demons from this Hell is to completely erase their soul or simply purify them...

Well, the thing is... Is not only happening to this world's Hell. Is happening in the other hell too! Both H-1 and H-2 are absorbing human emotions to infinitely produce more and more demons or instantly revive dead demons even on their home dimension. It was too suspicious! So Sean and Brian, with an unwilling Armageddon, go to other Hells to see if the same things are happening there as well... And what they found out who quite shocking.

-Scene Ends-

Author Note:

Now, I'm extremely worn out because of my mental illnesses and my very hard cases of Sleep Paralysis, Night Terrors, and some insomnia. Don't worry, I am not sane.

I have some hard time sleeping, but I can manage with some deep meditation before sleeping or simply hypnotizing myself to sleep

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