Handling the Harem

Naturally, Yuna heard Tsunade making her bet and couldn't help but chuckle in amusement.

'As if I would have trouble handling my harem. That is my specialty.'

[Hold on, what happened with the ice. Wasn't using ice your specialty?]

'Meh, minor details.'

[I don't think that's something minor, though!]

Yuna decided to ignore Kurama and focused on Hinata, who was still hugging her arm instead. She used her free hand to gently pull Hinata's chin towards her and gave her a deep kiss.

As soon as their lips met, Hinata started moaning loudly, which Yuna was pretty sure she was doing to provoke Mei. This theory was supported by the fact that Hinata was occasionally glancing at Mei to gauge her reaction.

Moments later, the two separated, and Hinata resumed looking at Mei smugly.

"Hehe, if you want to join this harem, then you would need my permission first."

Although that wasn't entirely correct, Yuna let Hinata continue her act for now. After Yuna talked with Hinata about her jealousy and they slept together for the first time, Hinata's jealousy decreased significantly, but that didn't mean it was gone entirely.

However, Yuna was pretty sure that Hinata just wanted to mess with Mei, or she would have brought this up earlier.

Meanwhile, Mei glared at Hinata and started walking towards her.

"Oh? And why would I need your permission?"

A smirk appeared on Hinata's face while she started walking towards Mei.

"Isn't that obvious? It's because I'm the first wife."

Yuna had some trouble suppressing a chuckle when Hinata's claim for the first wife's position made a return. Yuna already knew that Hinata no longer cared about that, but Mei obviously didn't know about that since her facial expression faltered for a split second.

However, Mei was not someone who could be swayed so easily, so a moment later, both of them stopped walking about a meter away from each other, and Mei resumed talking.

"So what? Can't I simply steal that position away from you?"

Hinata snorted in disdain when she heard Mei's question.

"You can try it if you want, but you will fail to do so."

Mei took another step forward, resulting in her breasts pressing into Hinata's, and continued talking with a sneer on her face.

"I wonder what makes you so confident? Do you really think you are my match?"

A flicker of annoyance flashed over Hinata's face. Although she would never admit it, Mei's body was currently indeed more curvy than Hinata's, but that couldn't be helped. After all, Hinata was only a few months short of being 16, while Mei was already fully matured and held a certain mature charm that Hinata lacked.

"Would you two mind if I put my head in between your touching breasts?"

Hinata and Mei both gave Yuna, the one who just asked that question, an annoyed glance before completely ignoring her. Hinata pushed down her annoyance at Mei and Yuna's questions and resumed talking.

"Big words for an old woman like you. Aren't you like twice Yuna's age?"

As soon as Hinata finished speaking, a collective shiver went through the Kiri shinobi that followed Mei here. Calling Mei Terumi old was a rather dangerous affair. They wanted nothing to do with anything that might happen due to that, so they all started distancing themselves from the trio.

Meanwhile, Mei's face twitched in anger as her chakra started leaking out a little. Although Hinata felt some pressure from Mei, that was nothing compared to what Yuna could release, so she wasn't too bothered.

The two got even closer, resulting in their foreheads pressing against each other and more chakra leaked out of the duo.

"You sure have some guts calling me old, brat."

Although Mei's chakra pressured Hinata at first, that quickly changed when blue markings appeared around her eyes, equalizing the situation.

"So? What do you want to do about it?"

The situation was getting more dangerous by the second, and more and more of the surrounding people started retreating from the source of the colliding chakra.

Mei was just about to retort, but before she could do so, someone else started speaking.

"Nice, and now kiss."

The tension broke instantly, and Hinata and Mei both started glaring at Yuna instead, causing her to chuckle in amusement.

"Now, now, considering how beautiful I am, I understand your heated gazes, but we are in public right now, so if you want a threesome, we should do it somewhere else. Well, I don't really mind, but..."

A fierce blush appeared on Hinata and Mei's faces as their glares intensified even further. Before Yuna could say any more nonsense, they interrupted her simultaneously.

""SHUT UP, YUNA!""

Yuna chuckled in amusement and casually pulled the two apart and snaked one arm around each of their waists.

"See? You two are already good enough friends to speak simultaneously, so everything worked out in the end."

When Yuna finished speaking, her two hands moved, and instead of grabbing the duo's waists, she casually started massaging their butts, causing Mei to yelp in surprise and Hinata to moan in pleasure.

"Hehe, now let's all be peaceful with each other, or I might have to give you a spanking. Or maybe, I will give you one if everything proceeds peacefully? What do you think, Hinata?"

Hinata couldn't help but shudder a little when Yuna whispered the last two questions into her ear just loud enough for her and Mei to hear it before she looked at Yuna in an accusing manner before glaring at Mei.

"D-Don't reveal something like that to others! If you leak information about my...preferences, I will hunt you down no matter where you are."

While the first part was directed at Yuna, the second one was for Mei. At first, Mei wanted to make fun of her, but after seeing the coldness in Hinata's eyes, she crossed that thought out for now. After her first meeting with Yuna, Mei started investigating the people around Yuna, so she knew about Hinata's ridiculous stealth capabilities. Mei would rather not have an assassin after her that could even evade a Byakugan that a full-fledged Hyuga used.

Yuna realized the atmosphere was getting colder again, so she casually pinched the duo's butts, earning her another moan and a yelp.

"Haha, sorry about that, Hinata, but there is no way you will be able to hide it from Mei anyway. Hehe, since I mentioned it previously, I think you know what I mean, right?"

Hinata and Mei both blushed at Yuna, bringing the threesome up again and pinched her waist as revenge.

"Owowow, I give up, I give up."

Hearing Yuna's fake cries of pain and her giving up, Hinata and Mei nodded in satisfaction. Both their eyes met for a moment before they snorted simultaneously and looked away, causing Yuna to chuckle.

'Well, that went well.'

[As always, none of that made sense, but that is pretty normal by now.]

'What are you talking about? All of that made perfect sense. I'm just that dashing.'

[As shameless as always, huh?]

'Shame? I do not possess such a weakness.'

[Pretty sure that shame, in general, is not considered a weakness.]

'It is if you want a harem.'

[That... actually makes sense!?]

'Told ya.'

Moments later, a grief-filled scream echoed through the desert.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F*ING JOKING!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT NOT TURN INTO A SCENE OF CARNAGE!?"

"*Hic* Told ya."