Library Time for Real

[How did you two even enter?]

*Shrug*

*Acting innocent*

"How?!"

[Are the guards still alive at least?]

*Nod*

"These are official guards there is no way they could get killed so easily!"

I mean yes, but at the same time the unicorn has unlocked the title of Destroyer of Skeletons for sure. Guards do have bones. It wouldn't surprise me seeing them get fucked up easily. I just hope this won't come back to bite me in the ass.

I just hope I don't get jailed for this.

[Refrain from doing this in the future, please. I don't want them to come for my head.]

And now the unicorn is posing heroically. Something about this demeanor tells me whoever comes after me will be the ones to suffer. This is bad.

[No random violence, alright?]

*Nod*

Alright, that should do the trick for now.

[Alright, I'm following you.]