Group Chat

FIVE DRUNK INFLUENCERS

twitter personified Olivia Blake

might be a witch Emma Miller

prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley

all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown

lord and savior henry Zane Hijazi

lord and savior henry:

WHAT'S UP BITCHES

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twitter personified:

Idk why I could actually HEAR you saying that😂

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all types of aesthetic:

bc it's zane you dumbass

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twitter personified:

That's true

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lord and savior henry:

where the hell are Emma and Maddy?

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all types of aesthetic:

no clue at all

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lord and savior henry:

I NEED THE JUICY DETAILS ABOUT THEIR DOUBLE DATE!!!!!

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twitter personified:

I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO

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all types of aesthetic:

GUYS WAIT....

I have a theory😏

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twitter personified:

WHAT IS IT

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all types of aesthetic:

Neither of them are replying right....

So WHAT IF they SPENT THE NIGHT WITH THE BOYS😏😏😏

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lord and savior henry:

HOLY SHIT😦

WHAT IF UR RIGHT

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twitter personified:

IT'S A POSSIBILITY😭

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all types of aesthetic:

I'm crossing both of my goddamn fingers rn

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lord and savior henry:

We need to blow up their phones so they can respond

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twitter personified:

MADDY

EMMA

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lord and savior henry:

MADDY

EMMA

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all types of aesthetic:

MADDY

EMMA

YOU BITCHES BETTER ANSWER

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prepubescent shakira:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU IDIOTS WANT

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might be a witch:

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLOWING OUR PHONES UP?

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lord and savior henry:

Geeeeezzzz

What's got you two in such a bad mood?

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prepubescent shakira:

we both have BANGING hangovers from last might and right now I just feel like dying

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might be a witch:

What do you want anyway

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twitter personified:

Oh nothing....

Just the juicy details from last night😜

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might be a witch:

I'm gonna say this so all of you can leave us alone

Neither of us had s3x last night

When we got home we popped a bottle and got HELLA DRUNK

AND NOW WE'RE FUCKED

GOODBYE

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lord and savior henry:

Alrighty then😊

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twitter personified:

That's all

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