What I forgot.

Everyone was sitting in the stands watching the Gryffindor versus Slytherin quidditch match when I finally remembered what it was that I had forgotten. I was reminded by the fact that hagrids hut in the distance had just blown sky high and flames and dragon roars were filling up the air.

"My baby?" I looked at the massive black dragon that was currently lighting the rest of hagrids hut and quite a bit of the forest on fire.

I had forgotten to kidnap Norbert to my utter shame.

I could hear hagrid shouting. "Come on Norbert come to mommy." His hair and beard totally gone and his clothes were still smoldering.

At this point the teachers were rushing students inside and trying to fight the spreading fire. The hut sized Norwegian ridgeback was still just blowing out flames happy of its freedom.

This caused another blemish on old Dumbledores record. Aurors were called again Hagrid received a huge fine that Dumbledore paid on his behalf. But still Dumbledore would have to go in for some questioning. Really trolls and dragons in the same year? Luckily no one was hurt and he got off only having to bribe a few people classic politician style.

However while he was away at the ministry that's when Quirrelmort struck in amazing fashion I took a back seat and watched the whole thing first hand.

Started off by silencing the entire area. Before blasting the door to fluffy clean off the hinges zero fucks given. Music too soothe the beast? A couple Avada Kedavra to the open barking mouth and eyes does the same job just more permanently.

The massive Cerberus flopped onto the ground dead. Another wave of his wand rips open the hatch and he just ghosts down into the devils snare hitting it with incendiary spells frying it to a crisp.

Marching right into the key room not even stopping his steps hits the door with a explosion spell, the perfect key. He steps through the blasted wall that used to be a door easily. Really is a pro at bypassing traps I must say. Troll room another round of killing curses to the head and one dead troll. Mcgonnagals chess board can absolutely get fucked as he blasts the pieces apart with his wand. Easily crossing the board to the other side.

Snapes logic trap really slows him down I mean it's not like he can blast a hole in the wall next to the flaming door and just step right on through oh no.

The final masterpiece that is dumbledores prize piece of work. The mirror of erised with the fake philosophers stone in it. Know how to solve this one?

He just shrunk that bitch and pocketed it for later as he wasn't going to stick around.

But his trials weren't done yet little did he know once he turned around he would be faced with the greatest challenge of his life.

The hufflepuff heroes had followed him in. The Glorious Draco Malfoy, The Famous Jimmy Potter, and last but not least The unforgettable Ernie something or other. The greatest champions hogwarts has to offer!

"Quirrel?! But surely I thought it was Snape trying to steal the stone!?" Jimmy shouts pointing his wand at the man.

Ugh I'm gunna have to save them I may hate them but lily would be sad if jimmy died. This little bastard just ruining plans and shit.

"Ah Jimmy Potter, the chosen one who defeated the dark lord." Quirrel says with a laugh. "I guess I have a few minutes to entertain you."

At this point jimmy fires off a stunning spell which is easily slapped away like a bothersome fly.

"Ah yes a powerful stunner perfect for taking down small animals and children. I wonder have you ever played with any big boy spells?" Quirrel says mockingly "crucio!" Another blast of red spellfire smacks into the boy making him scream in agony.

The other two look like they are going to piss themselves at this point and start begging.

"Please sir my father is rich and will pay you if you don't kill me." Malfoy says in a pleading tone.

Sadly this doesn't work as he tortures all the boys into unconsciousness. "My how time flies when your having fun. Best be off though." He raises his wand once more probably for the finisher.

"Avada Kedavra." My green spell slaps into his unprotected back.

There's a screech of pain as the back of his head explodes and a spirit flies out.

"Who was it? Show yourself coward and face lord Voldemort like a man." The spirit screeches.

"Sure I've got some time." My cloak slides off revealing my glowing blue eyes staring at the spirit.

"Ah the other potter, you know I've been watching you. You show so much more promise than your pathetic brother. Why not join my side and we can rule over the world with an iron fist." He hisses at me.

"Neat except I'm not too much into rough play myself and I heard you like to torture your subordinates. I'm gunna have to give that one a hard no man." I say with a smile.

"Fool! You'll beg for a chance to join me by the time this is said and done." He bellows and flies at me. Wrong answer.

As soon as his spirit form hits me my obscurus locks it in place. I quickly pull out a soul gem and suck the spirit inside of it.

Really this is what happens when you try to do cool moves. You get fucked in the end. I stuff it into my inventory and quickly make my way out of the room but not before stopping to break all three of the little shits noses with a nice crunch. Ruin my show will ya?

Dumbledore found all of them later on and made sure they were treated and kept quiet about the events that happened. Plus there was a dead body of Quirrel so maybe he was right about Jimmy the entire time and maybe he was the chosen one. He had after all defeated Voldemort once more.