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Episode 6.5: Art of divination - Scripture of divinities (2)

Some people also thought that Feng Mei is the great Satan and have Isekaied to their world from hell!

After all, Feng appeared to look no different than a devil after he cast [Blood Magic] «18 blood blades of hell» and his body was also encircled in blood Mist when he was making his huge announcement!

After laughing his heart out, Feng Mei finally quelled his excitement.

He wasn't excited because he eradicated zombies like stomping upon a colony of ant. As during his peak, when he had become an overlord, he could easily obliterate an entire world by waving his hand and casting [Wind Magic] «Kamikaze(Divine Wind)».

The real reason for his excitement was because he managed to complete the First step of his Grand plan, by performing an oscar-award winning act!

His plan was to first live stream some videos and gain a huge fan base. After that, he will make videos about his leaf of annihilation and advertise his leaf of annihilation to the entire world.

He needed a bunch of subscribers and followers on his *Poutube* and *Bantagram*.

After all, a single leaf of annihilation that can kill 100 normal zombies, cost 100 parcel made out of «most normal dude zombie» blood...

Feng undid his [Blood Magic] « Empyrean clothes »

Right now, he needed to check how many viewers he got by live streaming.

He walked towards Dracula, his spear-like glaive held within his left hand; and a lot of blood mist, from the nearby direction rushing into his body.

While walking, Feng Mei harshly tossed his head backward, all to slid down his headphones.

The headphone dropped on his neck; and he also reached towards Dracula and Arnold.

"Dracula, pass me the smartphone," Feng said to Dracula, who stood beside Arnold. Dracula heard his master words and started taking off the selfie stick.

Feng also saw Arnold holding a wrapped choco-bar within his hand

"Hey, bro do you want to eat it? If not then let me have it, I am famished after dancing with the zombies!"

He reasonably conveyed his desire. Feng has drained most of his energy after fighting with the zombies and casting blood magic.

Before Arnold could even reply, Feng Mei not so politely, snatched the choco-bar by using his right hand.

He tore off the plastic wrapping and chomped, devouring half the bar in one bite. The sweetness of crunchy chocolate and milky cold cream made his soul float to high heavens and also cause brain freeze.

The cold cream touched his taste buds and melted down, along with the hot saliva it slipped down his throat and vanished in an endless pit... He took a second bite and the choco-bar vanished.

"Why did you even ask me, if you were just gonna snatch it like a legit young thug" Arnold thought in his mind and laughed it off, after seeing Feng Mei gluttonous behavior.

Also because Feng has been labeled as an eccentric person by Arnold, after the very first contact.

Dracula has finally unattached the selfie stick from the Smartphone Hub Tub 100.

"Here you go, Master"

Dracula passed the smartphone over to Feng Mei and stored the selfie stick in his bra pocket, that was hidden beneath the white shirt of his black tuxedo!

Arnold didn't say anything, because the kids of this generation have all sorts of hobbies. Some attach antenna on their heads, while rich people chop off their hands and replace them with robotic silicon hands.

And the greatest example of having all sorts of hobbies was standing in front of Arnold. It is 'Feng Mei' who have red-block tattoos in his eyes and kill zombies, while listening to music.

Feng for the very first time saw that his male robotic servant actually wears a woman bra! YES, Dracula with no common-sense didn't know that bra is worn by a woman only(or men's with unique taste).

Dracula is using the space between the bra and his chest, as a pocket to store various kinds of stuff.

"What a unique hobby" Feng thought in his hand but he didn't say anything to Dracula.

A. Because he do no discriminate against other people hobby.

B. Because he didn't want to correct his robot. A eccentric masters should have eccentric servants. Feng even made up a name for his team called *Eccentric Trio*.

Feng took the smartphone from Dracula's hands and Pressed two of his finger on top of the holographic screen. The holographic screen widened along with Feng's eyes.

Feng got dumbstruck when he saw the name and the amount of people that watch his newly made video «Humanity Fight back! Zombies Butchered Like Pigs! The Savior of Humanity. The great Chosen Hero Feng Mei Son of Feng Mian! The inheritor of the legacies of the dragon, chosen by Elder-Immortal origin dragon».

"How can a video have such an amazing title? Furthermore, How did my single live stream get more than ten million views? Do the people in Apocalypse have so much free time?" Feng first got impressed by the title, then awed by the views and finally lost his brain cells by thinking about the carefree humans.

The humans who Feng labeled as carefree were pissing in their pants and laid hidden beneath their beds... Some even died because of Dracula. Their phones were not in silent mode. The moment the notification rang out the zombies staggered towards them and feasted upon their flesh. But the main cause of their death is because they didn't put their phones on silence mode. So, If a zombie apocalypse began, then make sure to put your phone on vibration or silent mode.

Feng know that his smartphone was in Dracula hands. So the reason behind this title and so many views, is none other than Dracula!

"You did a great job!" Feng praised and stroke Dracula head, causing him to blush and Arnold kid-con complex to nearly burst.

Just a fun chapter.... Thanks for voting with power stone...

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