Why Is It Always Slimes!

"Splugie!" "Splugie!" "Splugie!" 

Misaki looked at the cute little blue creature at her feet making all kinds of noise, she raised her foot back and launched it forward wanting to kick the damn thing away! But unfortunately, she forgot she was in the game and her powers at this moment were not the same as in the real world. Immediately as her foot touched the slime, the slime opened its mouth and chomped down on to her foot, causing her to scream out in pain: "Mother fucker!" 

She watched as her hp began to drop quickly. Her original one hundred health points were dropping by five points every second her foot in the slimes mouth. "Damnit! Why do I feel a sense of deja vu!? Let go of me!"