Enemies

Feng folded his arms and said: Well, I won't have to worry about it because I have been doing good deeds for most of my life." That's one of my problems." I too damn nice." The man-sized up Feng and sucked his teeth softly saying yeah right under his breath. The man chuckled and said: Lying will never get you anywhere pal." Feng sucked his teeth and said: I ain't lying." I am like the nicest fucking guy." You can ask anyone I know." The man sighed and said: Yeah, whatever." You want another drink?" Feng crunched his hands into fists. Sure, why not." The man poured the rest of the bottle of old whiskey into the small wine glass and gave it to Feng. Feng guzzled down the whiskey and burped very loudly before grabbing his chest. Even though the whiskey was cold, it turned hot as soon as it entered his body. The man corked the empty bottle of whiskey and tossed it into the garbage.

As the man was about to wipe the wet counter off, he heard approaching footsteps outside. He straightened his bow tie and looked at Feng and sighed. Good luck." Remember what I told you." Kade despises liers. The slightest lie will take you well on your trip to hell. All you have to do is be truthful." The man approached the wall and phased through it, disappearing. Feng stood off the chair and took a deep breath. So many ideas for escaping were running through his head. He didn't want to have any business with Kade. It wasn't his time to die." He wanted a true warrior's death. The front door suddenly swung open and fog was released into the room. The fog morphed into Kade, who had a serious expression on his face. He wore a long dark green cape that was connected to his light armor made of different types of animal skin. " Hello, Feng." Finally." Sit down." We talk." You know we have a lot of important things to talk about. " First off, where to do think you should go?" Heaven or hell?" Feng cleared his throat and said: Either one." I am not ready to die." There is a lot of things I still haven't accomplished. Kade scoffed. Like what?!" Feng didn't answer. " That's what I fucking thought." Now next question." Are you good, evil, or neutral?" Feng rolled his eyes and asked:What kind of fucking questions are these?"

Kade sucked his teeth and said: You have 10 seconds to answer the question." Feng clenched his hands into fists. And what if I don't answer the question?" Kade chuckled. Suddnely green flames surrounded his body and melted his face, revealing his skeleton face. That's for me to know and you to find out." Kade's voice became dark and distorted. Feng shrugged his shoulders and said: Fine, I'm neutral. This means sometimes I do good things, sometimes I do evil things. Kade raised his eyebrow. Are you sure about that?" Feng rolled his eyes and said: Well most of the time the stuff I do is evil." Good next and final question." Feng was prepared for the last question.