I was just kidding

"Okay so what you're saying is that I'm dead" I said with a look of disappointment on my face

"Yeah you pretty much died, when that new comer of a god named Truck-kun ran you over" God/Author said with a carefree tone that I found very annoying.

"F@@@@cccckkk, wait hold on then why did you choose me of all people" I asked

"Well believe it or not you are the only person, who has the same ideals about the thoughts of other gods and their cliché ideas of their own universe." God said as he had look of interest in his eyes.

"Wait, wait back it up for a second there are other gods besides you" as I said with a look of shock on my face.

"Yes there are other gods besides me for example tuck-kun who just killed you recently" he said with a teasing tone in his voice.

"Alright you don't need to remind me about that sh!t of a god" I said with an angry tone. I then continued by asking him another question, "Okay so what kind of god are you" I said with a curious look on my face.

"Oh I am also a new god that just started working, you know the usual creating universes and all that" he said with a bored look on his face.

"Okay that's good and all but that's not what I asked though, I asked you what kind of god you are" I asked

Looking at me with a flushed face he then answered with a tone full of pride, "Well to make it simple I AM YOUR CREATOR OF THE SKY AND EARTH, I AM YOUR GOD. Otherwise known as the author of your universe.'' He said with straight and serious face.

"Wait if you're an author then does that mean that this is a novel or a fanfic" I asked

"Yes it is" he said

"Then aren't we breaking the fourth wall by just talking right now like this" I asked while looking around.

"Yeah it's pretty much in the title" he said while looking at me. "Also you have been chosen due to wishing that if given the chance you would change all of the cliché ideas" he said with a look that said "obviously idiot".

"Oh f@ck I was just kidding when I made that wish, because I was bored at the time you dumb@ss" I said rushing at him and trying to punch his face.

30 minutes later….

"Are you done yet so we could get your wishing done" he said without even breaking a sweat after dodging my punches by floating.

I tried gasping for air since I wasn't physically fit for fighting anymore, then I said, "How obvious, so how many wishes do I have" I said as I was finally calm.

"You have two wishes that I can grant within my powers" he said while expecting an answer from me

"Okay I wish for a syste" but before I could finish my sentence he answered me saying, " I was going to give you one anyways so you don't need to wish for it." He said as he was waiting for my wish.

"Okay then for my first wish I wish to reincarnated in the douluo dalu world as Oscar" I said looking excited since Oscar is my favorite character in douluo dalu because he was underestimated by many. However in the end he still became one of the strongest characters in Douluo Dalu"

"Okay then and your second wish" he said looking anxious for some reason.

"Hey why are you in a hurry" I said as he notices me looking at his anxious face.

"Sigh it's just that I feel that something is going to happen in the comments down below if I don't hurry this up" he said looking tired

"Oh ok well my second wish is to…"