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我的系统是只狗

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What is 我的系统是只狗

WebNovel で公開されている、粉笔白 の作者が書いた 我的系统是只狗 の小説を読んでください。如果上天再给楚言一次机会,他再也不会拿自家狗子给自己挡枪了。同时,他也用自己的经历证明了,当天外一道金光射向你时,千万不要抱起自家狗挡枪。当自己的系统被绑定在了养的哈士奇身上,楚言被迫走上了帮自家狗子完成系统任务以求解绑系统的道路。那么第一步,就先和狗子双排吃鸡成为一个大主播吧!!!...

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如果上天再给楚言一次机会,他再也不会拿自家狗子给自己挡枪了。 同时,他也用自己的经历证明了,当天外一道金光射向你时,千万不要抱起自家狗挡枪。 当自己的系统被绑定在了养的哈士奇身上,楚言被迫走上了帮自家狗子完成系统任务以求解绑系统的道路。 那么第一步,就先和狗子双排吃鸡成为一个大主播吧!!!

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