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"System, I Don't Want to Have Babies!"

Evil Mc A Robber got hit by a truck & died, but when he opened his eyes he was reincarnated into another world—as a beautiful, white-haired woman. Robber, now living comfortably with wealthy mortal parents, he soon discovers that this world is not an ordinary world. It's a world of cultivation, and there’s a way for him to become male again—by becoming a high-level cultivator & acquiring treasure to change gender. With this goal in mind, Robber patiently waited for the spiritual root testing ceremony, which anyone can participate at the age of 12. On the day of the ceremony, with hope and determination in His heart, he steps forward for the test. But as he prepares to take the test, a message appears in his mind. Your spiritual root has been devoured. Since then, his life had become miserable. Will he be able to overcome all these challenges without changing his ways? Read to find out! #Additional Tags Villain | Mortal's Journey Towards Cultivation | Bloodline | Kingdom Building | Family | Smart Mc | Unique System |

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CH40; Legendary Dick

Gou Liang's expression changed as the guard anxiously detailed how they found the concubine and queen's maid together, and how they were killed in a fit of blind rage upon seeing the queen's sad face.

"Did you kill them without any consideration?" Gou Liang spoke in a sharp tone, his voice was serious. "You were supposed to catch them!"

The guard hesitated in fear as he spoke. We... We were filled with anger, Your Excellency. The queen was in tears, and we simply couldn't allow these perverts to survive and damage the queen's reputation.

Gou Liang let out a deep sigh in an attempt to calm himself. These were ordinary village men, not military soldiers.

They had acted without thinking about the results, purely based on impulse. After inhaling deeply, he spoke in a calmer tone, "What's been completed cannot be changed."

Now, get rid of the evidence. Advise the rest of the concubines to not have any thoughts like this. Ensure that the minister backing this concubine understands the importance of remaining silent & as well as the maid's family. This should be kept secret.

The guard quickly nodded, his face filled with relief. "Yes, I sir. I will handle it immediately. He bowed low before quickly exiting to obey the commands.

Alone now, Gou Liang shut the door and ran his hand through his hair, attempting to understand the situation.

What made Jian Yu behave in such a reckless manner? I was acquainted with Bai Dia. She is kind and was married with a child. "Why would she be in the queen's room and having affairs with her concubine?" he whispered to himself, deep in thought.

Quietly coming from behind, Li Hua's thin blue robe moved as she walked beside her husband. "Is everything okay?" she inquired softly, laying a gentle hand on his arm.

Gou Liang said, I simply can't understand the current situation. However, let's avoid discussing. Tomorrow, I will conduct an investigation.

He embraced her in a comforting hug, gently kissing her forehead. "Come on, let's go back to bed," he whispered, slowly leading her back under the blankets.

After they sat down, he xxed her, attempting to push away his worries and concentrate on the comfort of having his wife next to him.

…..

It had been over a week since the event occurred. Gou Liang asked questions and Zhang Lian provided answers.

Nevertheless, the inquiry concluded with no outcome, closing the case saying that Bai had returned to her family due to being pregnant once more & The queen had given her a large sum of money for her service till now, so she may not be returning anytime soon and Jian Yu's tried to harm her highness resulted in his execution.

Currently…

Zhang Lian was in her room brushing her teeth when she was hit with a sudden wave of sickness, causing her to quickly run to the nearby water bucket and vomit in it.

Cat said, "nya the baby is now officially beginning to grow you should take care of yourself, nya."

Zhang Lian cleaned her mouth, looking unhappy. Fuck, this is terrible. She muttered.

"Now I have to handle this as well." She sighed deeply while touching her stomach, "I hope in future pain will not be too much."

"She looked at herself and said in an unhappy voice, my once strong and fit body is now losing strength due to my own laziness, and now this...why is this happening to me, God?"

The cat tried to comfort her. "No need to be concerned, nya. After gaining enough points, you can buy skills and improve strength easily, especially if you are able to purchase the newbie pack skills."

Zhang Lian nodded, but still irritated. "Okay, it's time to let the outside world know what's going on and get some sympathy."

She exited her washroom and spotted Lan standing outside. "Lan," Zhang Lian said in a smiling voice, "I believe I may be pregnant with a baby. Can you go and get the royal physician to check?"

Lan was shocked, her eyes widening. "Of course, Your Majesty!" she quickly responded, hurrying out to alert the guards.

For the last few days, she had been feeling sad after finding out that Bai Dia had left because she was pregnant.

Lan couldn't understand why Bai Dia, the queen's personal maid, should be dismissed & why no new maid was appointed till now. She found the work tiring, when managing everything alone.

Locating the guards, Lan hastily said, "Can you call a royal physician? The queen stated that she could possibly be pregnant with a child.

The guard appeared shocked. The guards were replaced with new ones because the previous ones had to undergo additional training for their reckless behavior.

One of the guards gave a nod. "I will immediately go and invite the royal doctor.

Lan felt relieved that she didn't need to go by herself. She quickly returned to the queen's room and saw Zhang Lian lying on the bed, appearing exhausted. "Your highness, I have alerted the guard" They are going to bring the physician soon.

Zhang Lian didn't question why Lan hadn't gone herself; she was too tired to be concerned. "She cursed this pregnancy," she said quietly to the cat, who was relaxed.

The cat laughed quietly. "Nya, don't think too much. After having a few children, you'll become habitual to it. This is what your life will be like for the next 10-20 years, ultimately, so Just try to adjust with it."

Zhang Lian said angrily. "If you had not taken my spiritual roots, things would not be taking this long. After having children multiple times, I could have acquired the beginner pack skill."

"Well, Host, there's nothing you can do about it at this moment. Simply acknowledge it.

"It's just a mere 10-20 years," playfully teased the cat, with a hint of mischief in its voice. "However, it appears that there are free thing's available for mothers to keep their body healthy and strong."

The cat on the system, causing information to start showing up.

/ [ System: Baby Making System

Host : Zhang Lian

Status : Expecting one child

Opening…

Free Books for pregnant women:

1- "Morning Rituals for a Healthy Pregnancy" !

2- "Daily Walks: The Path to Wellness" !

Etc.] /

Cat said, "Nya you can also view them as a hologram and they will show you how to properly do exercise."

Lan went back to her tasks, paying little attention to the situation, as your highness is taking with herself again.

Zhang Lian lazily interrupted the cat just as it was about to open the exercise.

"I don't feel like exercising. I am okay just the way I am. I only have to wait 2.5 years to acquire the talent crystal ball of 10 NP from the store. Once I possess that, things will go faster."

The cat, sitting nearby, tilted its head, 3 said. "Nya, are you thinking of marrying a young man with a high level of strong spiritual roots?"

"However, you need to know that if his skill level is too high, like above 5, the crystal ball would break. You should get a spiritual root detection spell instead. It's just 20 NP."

Zhang Lian let out a small sigh while shaking her head. "Nope, I prefer a quicker route. If the system simply provided me with a lot of points, there wouldn't be any issue at all. However, the points provided by the system are simply too low."

The cat shook his head and said, "Nya, how can you say that? Although the points may appear low currently, think about the future," while moving his hand above.

"Think about it. If you were able to have 100 babies with a level 10 spiritual root each, you would earn 100 points for becoming pregnant, another 100 points for delivering them, and 1,000 points for their spiritual roots if they have level 10. And that's only the start!"

"You have the option to also absorb your children and gain SP, as well as absorb the males' cultivation. There are countless ways for the Nya to accumulate points!"

Zhang Lian let out a deep sigh, her face showing frustration. If I could do that with women instead of men, I would be happier.

The cat's ears stood up. Host, are you interested in being with women? There is a thing available just for this! Allow me to show.

Zhang Lian immediately became interested.

\[System: Baby Making System 

Shop: Legendary cultivation absorbing Dick (5 inches) (!) Price: 999 NP

(!): The item absorbs a woman's cultivation while putting it inside her vagina, converting it into NP for the host; it only works on women in the Qi Refining Realm. It can be removed, but it is painful to install and take off. ]/

The cat excitedly spoke to Zhang Lian. "Nya, what is your opinion?" It is like a weapon but can be worn around your lower body. It can be removed, but there is some discomfort when inserting and removing it.

Zhang Lian frowned, glaring at the screen.

"Why does the system even have this? And why is it so expensive, especially since it only works on the Qi Refining Realm?"

The cat raised its shoulder in confusion, intending it also didn't know" & nya cultivation-absorbing items are pricey.

"That's why I told you the newbie pack was a good deal. You don't just believe me, Nya?"

Zhang Lian is confused as she looks at the description once more. "Is it possible to change its size?"

The cat is in an excited tone. "Yes, Nya, you can always change the size for 10 points."

Zhang Lian was irritated and hit the cat. "Damn it! Everything has a price, and there's also pain. What kind of pain are we talking about?"

The cat came back flying, but this time ready to doge attack, it said while being alert and in a playful tone, "Think of having a part of your body get cut, Nya or something being forced into your body, Host." 

"That is the type of pain, Nya. However, there is no need to be concerned; there will be no bleeding."

Zhang Lian became more angry and said, "What if I sliced your 'pp'?"

Cat laughed and said, "Nya, I lack a 'pp'!" I have no gender.

Zhang Lian rolled her eyes and said quietly, "Good for you."

As they continued to talk, the door made an opening sound, and an elderly man entered. 

Even though he was absent at the first selection. After that, Zhang Lian made sure all villages were notified, and he arrived as well to give the test. He was also the one who created those pink pills.

This is royal physician Wei Ming. The man was elderly, with a lengthy white beard, black hair, and black eyes. The man wore dark blue robes, filled with detailed gold embroidery, while he held a small wooden box filled with medical instruments.

Physician Wei Ming entered the room and respectfully bowed, his voice showing respect. "Your Highness, I have arrived to check on you."

Zhang Lian, shifted from a lying position to a seated one, nodded. "Yes, I know; just come quickly and check."

Physician Wei Ming walked towards the queen. Upon hearing the door open, Lan came from the washroom, curious to confirm if the queen was really pregnant.

The cat couldn't help but playfully taunt after looking at physicians Wei Ming and Lan. 

"Nya, how do you plan to disclose the identity of the baby's father to everyone? In the end, you only slept with him till now; you have never slept with any other concubines. Aren't you going to make excuses by sleeping with other concubines that this child is not Jian Yu?"

Zhang Lian responded sharply, showing clear irritation, "I don't give a damn." I won't be having a dick inside me for the next six months, so stop talking about this."

Physician Wei Ming appeared slightly puzzled as he observed the queen talking to herself, but he carried on with his tasks. "Your Majesty, kindly raise your arm so I can inspect," he softly requested.

Zhang Lian raised her arm as Physician Wei Ming gently placed his fingers on her wrist to feel her pulse. A few moments later, he smiled. "Truly, Your Majesty, you are pregnant with a child," he verified.

Zhang Lian relaxed, showing a look of relief on her face. "Well done." Now you can go back; I am taking a rest.

Dr. Wei Ming bowed once more, retreated back, and then exited the room, and guards outside closed the door. Hearing this, Miss was indeed pregnant, and Lan became excited.

The cat said quietly, with a playful voice. "Nya, are you truly unconcerned about the opinions of others?"

Zhang Lian let out a sigh, her hand placed on her abdomen, said I will not be taking care of them anyway. So why care.

Lan approached, and she said with a smile that since you are pregnant, it might be a good idea to get more maids to take care of yourself.

Zhang Lian thought something while hearing this and instructed, "Let Madam Lia, the head maid, know that I need more maids, specifically those skilled in taking care of pregnant women." 

Additionally, inform the ministers to spread the information across the kingdom that the queen is pregnant. She further said, "And put the claim of the father of the concubine to any random one."

Once Zhang Lian issued these orders, she relaxed. Lan replied, "Yes, Your Majesty," and exited the room to follow orders.