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Short Stories Corner
Penulis: Mandy_CAHAYAA
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This book is a collection of poignant short stories that explore the complexities of human emotions, the beauty of unexpected connections, and the resilience of the human spirit. Each story invites readers into a world where love, loss, hope, and transformation intertwine to create unforgettable journeys. These stories, along with others in the collection, weave together themes of love, resilience, and the universal quest for belonging. “Short Stories Corner” promises to captivate readers with its heartfelt narratives, leaving them inspired by the transformative power of human connection and the enduring hope found in every heartbeat.
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Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

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Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasi

In This Life, I Will Extremely Pamper My Short-Lived Husband

Xu Jinzhi lived a healthy life until she was seventy-five, passing away without much suffering, and seemingly without any major regrets or dissatisfaction. However, looking at her son, daughter, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren beside her bed, Xu Jinzhi couldn't help but think of her late husband who died young in an accident, wondering if she would be able to see him again—if only she could. Upon opening her eyes next, Xu Jinzhi shockingly finds herself transported back several decades in the past, at a time when the Xu and Xie families were negotiating a business marriage. Without hesitation, she mentions the name 'Xie Yanchuan.' In her previous life, marrying Xie Yanchuan was a reluctant choice, but in this life, she chooses him decisively! The Xie family holds significant influence in City A, Xie Yanchuan, however, is the overlooked member of the family, overshadowed by his older brother carrying familial responsibilities and a younger, frail brother. This setup doesn't bother Xie Yanchuan much; he is content with living quietly. One day, the marriage arrangement with the Xu family lands unexpectedly on his shoulders, resulting in his marriage to the woman named Xu Jinzhi! Xie Yanchuan initially prepares for a marriage of mutual respect or non-interference. However, why does Xu Jinzhi always surprise him with her unexpected actions?

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Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasi
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Can you share a short funny offensive story?
1 menjawab
2024-11-23 16:04
A man walked into a barber shop. The barber had a really long beard himself. The man said, 'You should cut your own beard first before you cut others' hair. You look like a wild animal.' The barber was offended but the man just laughed. This kind of behavior is not good, but it made for a somewhat funny, if offensive, situation.
Tell me a short funny offensive story about animals.
2 Jawaban
2024-11-24 02:04
A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.
Are there any classic funny offensive short stories?
1 menjawab
2024-11-27 13:33
There is a story about a man who was very proud of his new haircut. He walked around showing it off. But a little girl innocently told him that he looked like a porcupine. It was offensive to the man but extremely funny to everyone else. The man's pride in his haircut was completely shattered by the girl's honest comment.
Can you share some funny offensive short stories?
1 menjawab
2024-11-27 09:58
There was a man who thought he was a great singer. He entered a talent show and started singing terribly off - key. The judges were horrified and one even said it was like a cat being strangled. It was offensive to the man's singing skills but quite funny in a way. The man was so confident and yet so bad at it.
Tell me a really funny offensive story.
1 menjawab
2024-11-23 14:29
A man went to a fancy restaurant and didn't know the proper etiquette. He started eating with his hands instead of using the utensils. People around him were shocked and some were offended. But it was also kind of funny in a 'what is he doing' way. He just thought the food was so good he couldn't wait to dig in. He didn't realize he was in a high - class establishment with certain rules.
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