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Snoodle_Booper
Snoodle_BooperLv43yr
2021-03-18 08:09

Read it....................................................... .................................................................. .................................................................. Unless you're an idiot that likes broccoli...

Rebirth, capricious mode

Clintfree
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Clintfree
ClintfreeAuthor

You are right Mister who stinks, we have to do a little song. Broccoli, broccoli, when it's undercooked, Pum, pum, pum, my panties are full of poo. Broccoli, broccoli, because it stinks, pum, pum, pum, it attracts all the rats in the neighborhood. Broccoli, broccoli, as disgusting as carrots, pum, pum, pum, as soon as I taste them, I burp, fufufu. Isn't that very poetic Mister Booble Pooper?

3yr
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Clintfree
ClintfreeAuthor

It's nice of you to come and take a little tour in my life but, pupupu, Mr Delet and Mr Junior_Cruz_7295, these are not compliments that please Lara. what's that long thing that serves as a name for Mister no nice? Junior_Cruz_7295, Junior_Cruz_7295, fufufu, it looks like a brand of soda that doesn't taste good. You Mister Delet: Idiot! Nothing more to say. So after having made a big hug brear to Bluesqua who is the only friend of the children here, me and Mister who stinks, we're leaving. Even if some don't deserve it, full of drooling kisses to all three of them. Lara

3yr

Outof
OutofLv11

Your new version is much better and thank you for correcting the mistakes yourself because checking your chapters was boring me. Funny, Lara is even cuter . Good luck to you.

3yr
Elianus
ElianusLv10

I discovered you on another website through our mutual friend and I must say that although you are an obnoxious little girl, following your story is very entertaining. A little support for a Lara who doesn't deserve it.

3yr
Cyanta
CyantaLv2

dang this is by far the funniest book I have read on this app all the knicknames the MC gives everything is so funny especially her Teddy bear reading the book doesn't feel rushed either helping you enjoy the funny moments without being ushered off too quickly unable to laugh at her antics

3yr
Junior_Cruz_7295
Junior_Cruz_7295Lv3

OMFG this is incredibly hilarious. I laughed a lot in each chapter. I love how is write the story, you really feel that you're in a child's mind and that's really good. The MC could be a headache IRL, but here? She's a comedy goddess.

3yr
Delet
DeletLv10

An adorable little girl that no one would wand at home. I think that's how I can describe little Lara. Between her irritating songs, her teddy bear with an improbable name and the way she talks to adults, she's a very rude child that I love to hate.

3yr
AiKo
AiKoLv4

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3yr
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