"A cross between a twink and a hunk," Riddler explained. "You do happen to fit the bill quite nicely. Batman and Red Hood are hunks. Red Robin is a shortstack. I imagine Robin will grow up to be a twink. Eventually, of course. Right now, he's just cute and terrifying."
[Tags: Fanfic, DC, Gotham, Batman, Crack, Humor, Straight, Eventual Smut, OP MC, Neutral MC, Not Hero, Not Villain, Rogue's Gallery, Death of the Endless (best girl), Definitely Harley and Ivy as well]
Lucians eye's snap wide open "Lucy?" He asked, his voice sounding deep as he just woke up. His expression then got serious, he tried to get up and look at me. "You only call me girly names when it's something serious. What's wrong?"
Percy Jackson: Son of Hades - Prince of the Underworld
While in the bathroom I took a celebratory piss in man's sink and dipped all the toothbrushes into the toilet then back. By the time I came out, I heard an angry girlfriend cursing and I left happy.
His reply had Slade laughing even harder. "That's the fun part. One time I shot the man in the legs and gave his wife some primal back shots before filling each of her holes. After I made him eat-."
His reply had Slade laughing even harder. "That's the fun part. One time I shot the man in the legs and gave his wife some primal back shots before filling each of her holes. After I made him eat-."