UNPHAZED_LEPER

Doesn't sound so bad. I've always been a fan of liver and kidney. And lets face it, having access to saltwater to easily make a brine for curing, you weren't exactlly doing it tough. Sounds like you spent 3 weeks doing the whole fine-dining gourmet thing.

And you wonder why noone is gifting....

I was today years old when I realised cutie ryhmes with beauty and was forced to finally accept the reason I was single for so long was because my love poetry sucks bigtime.

You have to remember, it's a fantasy world, of course authors within would be mythical fantasies themselves.

Last time I encounted unexpected rocks it also became a shipwreck of a weekend. Didn't sleep for 3 days either.

Of course, as soon as I buy priviledge, the updates stop. There should be a refund policy for this type of garbage behaviour, or at least an option to sentence author to 50 lashes across the scrotum with a knotted bootlace.

And that, fellow daoists, is how you win an argument with a woman.

Wow. These last 2 chapter are some of the finest examples of character building I have read. Well done author, its not easy to portray emotions so well.