OneFellSwoop

Oh, lady, you really don't want to know.

Your Momma did right by you!!

Oh, yeah, she'll buy that... Right. Sure.

Show him, girl!!!

Hello? And he was so pure and virginal coming into their relationship.

Poor dude. The new Leona has a full decade of experience that he's just missing. In this timeline, she went from naive to knowing in the blink of an eye. And he's stuck only knowing the earlier version. Sucks to be him. Good on her, though.

There it is...

Allen could probably tell Darius what's happening, but his self-preservation instincts would likely stop him from actually answering...

Oh, dear. He's going to wish for a simple life, I bet.

Not good..