DiligentObserver

talented at gossiping lol

what was that about not engaging in proclivities for fear of creating heart demons Gu An? Hm?

That fucking squirrel

way too flexible, mam, you're sending me straight into the gutter

I think they're referring to a Ruoyi, which is a type of Chinese (don't quote me on that) scepter. it looks pretty cool tbh, I'd hold it.

celestial vault = sky

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he should invent football lol

unfathomable