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ahhh...yes, this sounds a lot like how those weird cults are set up.

this guy is about to be the new gym troll

Peter Parker's uncle, Ben.

there's a lot of talking, characters screaming at each other, multiple mentions of kids, and barely anything happens.

WOW...you have a superpower!

well, aren't you a cocky lil'smuff

lol...and before you shag a guy, make sure he is a freaking millionaire first.

this party name can really provoke people to beat him up.

boring!

The author seems to have forgotten what genre he was writing originally. The change in story direction is jarring and cringey.