Konkey_Dong
Lv6
Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong
2018-07-30 BergabungPhilippines
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Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentarFor it to fade, you have to call Benny by his real name again.
"I hope this trend will fade." Ves whispered.- Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
I think Codpiece Incubus would be nice.
"To some Brighters, you are. Not only did you verbally humiliate a Senior in his face, but you also managed to manipulate the beliefs of the Ylvainans and swindled them into believing that you're their Bright Martyr! Calling you the Devil Tongue is quite generous compared to the other nicknames they've bandied about. Be glad they didn't call you the Great Deceiver!" - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
Good thing no one outside the military knew about that whole Blind Men fiasco right...?
Gavin shrugged. "From what I've learned, the journalists focused on the times when you verbally scorched your opposition. The times when you defended yourself against Professor Pendleton and berated the Ylvainans were so remarkable that you've gained a reputation as the worst person to get into an argument! No one is able to win a debate against you! It seems that everyone who tried got burned!" - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
Not even the Blind Men would, that's for sure
Who wanted to buy a mech designed by a mech designer called the Devil Tongue!? - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar"They decided to call you the Devil Tongue."
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"Don't forget to pose to the camera, Mr. Ves Larkinson!'
"You already built up a considerably controversial track record. Adding this crazy incident on top of your previous famous moments has pretty much solidified your image as a celebrity mech designer." - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
Bro giving him a cold dose of reality amidst his copium
"The guy upstairs, I didn't expect you to have such grandiose thoughts for being so ugly. Do you think an army only consists of Tier 1 soldiers? There must be Tier 3 and Tier 4 Powerhouses too!" - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
High ranking Kronons:
Calabast moved on. "The Kronon Dynasty has accumulated their own grievances against you. The lower ranks of the Protectors of the Faith are very supportive of your viewpoints, but the higher ranks are displeased that you've painted them as stodgy and out of touch." - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
stuff all of us can't understand = pretty much a superpower
"There's an explanation behind their abilities. We just haven't fully figured out the metaphysics behind their workings." - Konkey_Dong1dBerkomentar
The Virgin Incubus
"Your superpower is charm! You're an incubus!" She proudly declared! - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
this lawyer will have a great story to tell his future grandkids
"You should be free to go now, Mr. Larkinson!" The lawyer happily declared as he regarded Ves with an increasingly more intense stare. "Or should I say the Bright Martyr? It is an honor to represent the newest Martyred Follower!" - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
Ves:
The Ylvaine Protectorate would never be the same from this day onwards! - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentarHis entire body lit up in flames! The fire that engulfed the living prophet was so hot and scorching that the other judges on the bench immediately jumped away as best they could!
- Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
OH MAN
The living prophet smirked at her. "Impatient, are we? It is insulting for the inquisition to regard me with so much skepticism. While I truly want to teach you all a lesson, I do not require nor demand your obedience. I have never forced anyone to become my follower and I never will! Unfortunately for you inquisitors, while I have agreed to place myself at your mercy, I did not specify in which state!" - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
hey, you're a weapons manufacturer, so it will slide
Ves didn't know whether he should appreciate the free advertising or not. Having a terrorist promote his mechs was a mixed blessing! - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
Poor guy
It was like watching a clown wearing the costume of the prophet! If not for his current role in saving the Bright Martyr's life, most Ylvainans would have hurled insults at him already! - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar"For this reason, I have forced the inquisition to accept a deal!" He spoke. The voice from his body echoed with the voice from the projection! "In exchange for letting me enter the courtroom and join the bench, I will place myself at their mercy! I do this for the good of my people and my beliefs!"
- Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar"If the inquisition thinks this mech is blasphemous, then they are the true heretics!"
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well he's not lying for once
"That mech is my work! It is an early prototype of my Transcendent Messenger design that went missing at the hands of the True Believers! It is a rough copy of the same design that High Inquisitor Xefin Lin Poxco has accused of being a blasphemous design!" - Konkey_Dong2dBerkomentar
Poxcos: hey don't blame us, blame the Kronons!
She wanted to have it both ways! She wanted to declare Ves guilty but avoid most of the blame for condemning a potential Martyred Follower! By abstaining from the decision, she elegantly preserved most of the reputation of the inquisition while still ensuring that Ves would no longer be a problem to their interests!