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Yang_Studio · Fantasi
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351 Chs

Set 93

What the heck is CYBE R-SEX

I'd been reading about the term 'cyber sex' a lot lately, so decided to try and figure out what it meant.

I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I tried to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on my computer, the Add/Uninstall software. Then I got all the manuals and went through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one. So decided to go to the computer store to see if I could buy one.

The sales person in the first store was a stern looking woman, and when I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock.

She scolded at me and asked if I was trying to get smart with her rather rudely, I thought, she just walked away.

Huh she must not have had any in stock.

The guy in the second store, laughed and asked me if I'd fallen off a turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck but I had fallen off the wagon a few times. He said that explained it and he walked away laughing.

The guy in the third store said something like 'boob' under his breath and walked away, wonder why he only noticed one!

Anyway, I figured they must not carry them in these stores, maybe I have to order them from a catalogue or something. So that's where I am now....

If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it!

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Well Screwed

A traveler and his wife leave their hotel room and go to the lobby to check out. The traveler puts down a $50 bill and asks for a receipt. The clerk says that his total bill is $75.

The traveller explains that the sign advertises all rooms $50/night, tax included. He insisted that his bill is only $50 since he didn't make any telephone calls, didn't charge anything in the restaurant and didn't use the mini bar. The clerk advised that it's for the food that comes with every room.

"But we didn't consume any of the food", said the traveler.

"Well that's too bad. It was there and we charge for it", said the clerk.

"Well then, you owe $75", said the traveler.

"What for?" said the clerk.

"For screwing my wife last night", said the traveler.

The clerk explained that he didn't touch his wife.

"Well too bad, she was there!"