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Yang_Studio · Fantasi
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351 Chs

Set 311

Four miracles of a woman

1)getting wet without taking a shower

2)bleeding without getting hurt

3)giving milk without eating grass,and

4) making boneless flesh hard !!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls reaction to penis sizes:

# 9'' - oh shit pain!

# 8 '' -Wow!!!!!!

# 7'' - oh yes, yum!

# 6'' - oh perfect!

# 5'' - mmm ok!

# 4'' - push more!

# 3'' - is it in?

# 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue.

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

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25 useless things in a man:

20 nails

02 nipples that don't milk

02 balls that you cannot play with.

01 cock that does not lay egg.

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Genie-wine

While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.

"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.

"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."

"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.

"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.

"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."