Wistoria’s Wand & Sword: Perverted System

On July 10th, a large asteroid, initially predicted to pass by, tragically collided with Earth.

This catastrophic event ended all forms of life, both terrestrial and aquatic.

Everything perished on this day.

Human beings, caught off guard, were obliterated by the impact.

In the end, the once flourishing Earth became a dead planet.

...

In the realm between life and death, was a mystical place, all the souls who had lost their lives on Earth drifted unconsciously toward the center, the Lake of Reincarnation.

There was no sound, no light, no nature—everything was an endless void.

Colorful nebulas floated in this emptiness, and distant stars twinkled endlessly from afar.

This place, so serene, was almost like Heaven.

But then...

... Suddenly, an unusual phenomenon occurred.

It lasted only an instant.

A blinding light passed by these souls and disappeared into the unknown.

Even the sentient Reincarnation cycle couldn't comprehend it until the end.

A soul seemed to disappear from the World--------

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...

In a far away universe the same light manifested out of nowhere. This place had no void, instead, everything was filled with grey fog.

After travelling for a certain distance, the light suddenly stopped.

In the place of brilliant light, a bizarre creature emerged, its almost invisible tentacles writhing through the grey fog.

Transparent maggots crawled beneath its skin. With its grotesque form, the creature extracted a human-shaped soul and chuckled like a child.

"Finally, a soul with so much potential... Lucky me!"

Next, a drop of illusory water appeared next to the bizarre creature.

"Come, find me... heh heh, obviously when you're strong enough..." 'It' laughed like a madman before pushing the illusory drop of water into the human soul.

The moment the soul and drop of water came in contact, the realm of illusory and reality merged for the first time and as a result, a new hidden world came to life.

"Ah, oh, so that's how it is..." 'It' nodded its fog-filled head after being enlightened.

However, after noticing that the pursuers had already arrived inside its divine sense, a wave of urgency arose.

A second illusory drop of water manifested and rushed into human soul. The next instant, the human soul disappeared as if it never existed. No trace of its existence remained whatsoever.

The newly created world also seemingly vanished from the existence.

Done with its future planning, the bizarre creature once again turned into brilliant light and disappeared into the never-ending sea of grey fog.

...

It's dark.

Where am I?

Ah, I remember now.

That asteroid... It collided with Earth.

Everyone died.

Then, how I'm still able to think...

[*****]

Wh-What was that!?

Radio? Loudspeaker?

Did I survive?

That catastrophe?

No, I'm dead.

I know I've died.

How can a mortal human survive a planetary level explosion even in their dream?

It's hopeless.

[You...rec....essi...f...rd...f...th...tries...]

Seriously, who is behind this?

Hey, who the hell are you?

Can you just speak more loudly? I can't hear a word you're saying...

[Starting.....Soul transmission...]

S-say what again??

Soul transmission??

You're a chūnibyou or something?

Hmm, I'm feeling sleepy for some reason now...

Am I dying once again?

[Negative!]

Wh-who...

[Searching the Host's memories... Successful!]

[Multiple skills of the Host's likings has been created!]

[Preparing for the main procedure... Preparation successful!]

[Soul transmission is initiating now....]

[Error!!]

[Outside 'will' detected!]

[Protagonist System... corrupted... Welcome to the Perverted System!]

[See you soon... My Darling~]

...

"...after sulphur has emitted its fumes, it makes an excellent catalyst for flames."

"Correct!"

Hmm...

Who is this illiterate? Sulphur dioxide aren't flammable... Wait, where am I in the first place?

As I opened my eyes, I found myself in a very spacious hall, like those I'd been in my college life. Yet, the structure and the feel it gave me was something completely out of my imagination.

Where is this? Did I really survive that terrifying nightmare?

The wide hall was full of students, wearing uniforms identical to those of Mages I had seen in fantasy animes. All of this felt out of proportion as if I'd witnessed such a classroom and students before.

"Well then, let's see... Come up front and give it a try, Will... Will Serfort!!"

Wait a fucking moment!

That black haired professor looking person looks familiar... And that name...

Where have I seen him... I can't seem to remember.

After noticing that no-one stood up to his response, black haired professor shouted once again in annoyance.

"Will Serfort!!"

"Wah! H... here," A black haired boy stood up abruptly in surprise. He noticed that it was his teacher's voice and immediately replied, "...What is it, Edward-Sensei?"

"I said to come up front and give it a try."

Observing all of this happening in front of me was like having a déjà vu. And I was finally able to understand what was going on by now.

This is the Anim—no, manga world I was reading before that asteroid fell on Earth. Holy crap... But who am I?

And why don't I've any memories?

While I was lost in my thoughts, Will Serfort, the protagonist of this world had already made his way up front besides professor. Even though he came, but everyone already knew what was going to happen.

[Please prepare for the upcoming pain]

Wh-what?

Out of nowhere, a transparent game-like panel popped out in front of me. And before I could understand what it mean by saying that, a sharp pain assaulted my mind. Though it wasn't much, or else I'd have screamed like a bitch on a rampage by now.

After just a moment, familiar memories erupted in my mind. And I immediately came to know my identity.

Ah, bitch... Who are you... And wait, why am I in Theon's body?

[Welcome, dear Host! This is the Perverted System, especially created for you...]

[...And this is the world you'd chosen subconsciously and desired to transmigrate into...]

[As for why the Host is in this body, it's because this person turned out to be the best container for the Host's soul...]

Despite the unusual circumstances, my mind seemed to take all of this absurdness quite calmly.

And you're my cheat?

[Dear Host is correct!]

Damn, after seducing the Mayor's daughter, I thought my life could be finally settled.

How would I've known that I'll turn into some side character because of that fucking Asteroid.

Fucking hell...

[Dear Host is no side character!!]

Hmm? What do you mean?

[This system has only a single function. Engrave this to your cock, dear Perverted Host— The more girls you steal from the Main character, the better the rewards you'll receive]

Hey!! That's mean... Wait a second... So I've to cuck MC to become stronger? Is that what you're saying?

[Positive!]

[And there is more...]

[As the starting gift pack, you have received Rudeus Greyrat's Template for a week!]

[Laplace factor is active for a week now!]

[The additional abilities can be gained permanently by completing the assigned missions... The following missions are—]

[Defeat 1 Evil Sentinel (0/1)]

[Reward: Voiceless Incantation]

[Defeat 50 Evil Penguin (0/50)]

[Reward: Lightning Magic]

[Defeat 100 Frost Walker (0/100) ]

[Reward: Gravity Magic]

[Defeat 10 Frost Rex (0/10)]

[Reward: Disturb Magic]

What the fuck?!

Ah, why am I even getting surprised now... This is just crazy...

[The host can check his own status too]

Alright, show me then.

[Name: Theon Ulster]

[Class: Mage]

[Age: 16]

[MP: 90/90] (1 fireball = 1Mp)

[Strength: 0.6]

[Stamina: 0.7]

[Agility: 0.4]

[Intelligence: 0.9+1.1]

[Perception: 0.5]

[Ability: Low-tier Fire spell, Mid-tier Fire spell, Upper-tier Fire spell (Blazing Cone of Immolation, Hoglus Guardinas, Dragos Nowl), Common Magic (Search)]

Hmm, it's alright, i suppose... I guess there is nothing else to do but accept this new life of mine.

[I'm cheering for you, dear Host!!]

"..."

Well, thanks.

[//>.

Alright, stop. Tell me what I'll get after stealing girls from Will?

[Okay Host!]

[Since there are so many girls who are acquainted with the main character and soon will be, multiple abilities have already been created by the System from the Host's memories! After the Host sleeps with any of the main girls, you'll acquire them immediately!!]

Abilities like?

[Forgive me, dear Host! But the System can only reveal that all abilities are taken from your likings...]

Is that so, alright, I get it. It wouldn't be a surprise anymore otherwise.

Hmm, so I can aim for any girl I like, or if I've to do it in a sequence?

[There is no need to do it in a sequence! The Host can do it with any girl he want...]

Okay then...

While I was immersed in my conversation with this new cheat of mine, Will had already been sent back to his seat after being berated by Edward-Sensei just like I remembered from the Manga.

Tilting my head around, I noticed that there were especially three beauties in the classroom. Three of them were also someone I remembered clearly from my memories.

Colette Rowal

Liana Owenzaus

Emma Clever

Hmm, let's put Emma out for starters... Who should I hunt then? Ah, I'll just ask them myself...

"Theon!"

Or should I go for someone else?

[Dear Host! Please respond to your Professor!]

Ah, right...

Standing up instantly after the system saved my ass, I bowed politely first and then responded, "Yes, Edward-Sensei?"

The class turned quiet like they had seen something bizarre happening.

"Woah, is he really that Theon? Did he wake up at the wrong side in the morning?"

"Who knows... he seems different today..."

Colette who was busy staring at Will was also shocked by Theon's response. 'What happened to him? He also didn't make fun of Will earlier...Hmm...' She thought.

Unlike Colette, Liana remained quiet. She didn't seem to be surprised at all.

I can hear you, you bastards...

"Silence!" Edward shouted. "Theon, just conjure a fire spell already. I've a class to finish."

Ah, right... It didn't go like the original storyline, after all...

Hm, the incantation was...

Nodding my head politely, I grabbed my wand from the belt and chanted while aiming for the mineral placed on the desk, "O flames, come forth!"

The next instant, Magic power circulated within my body and burst out in the form of fire spell from the tip of my wand. The spell flew toward the mineral and collided in a split second.

Passable, I suppose...

"Good, you may sit now."

Giving one last bow like a fucking noble, I sat down to feel the previous sensation more clearly.

The other students were still whispering about me, but I couldn't care less.

Magic power, or mana, existed within every Mage's body. The amount a Mage could possess was said to be inherited from their parents. In some cases, magic power could also grow through training, but there was a limit.

However, because of the Laplace factor, I could easily expand my reserves exponentially, even within a week.

Haha, I can't wait to cuck this simp Mc...

[With my help, anything is possible, dear Host!]

? You're saying I'm useless then?

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