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What??? Im a System!!!!

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What is What??? Im a System!!!!

Baca novel What??? Im a System!!!! yang ditulis oleh penulis Hotter_than_Cold yang diterbitkan di WebNovel. Taida Moshohiko died @ age of 23. the reason? Grinding and binge reading the 4000ch wuxia novel in his collectionin whole 72 hours (Haysss what a tragic death)After Confirming the truth about reincarn...

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Taida Moshohiko died @ age of 23. the reason? Grinding and binge reading the 4000ch wuxia novel in his collection in whole 72 hours (Haysss what a tragic death) After Confirming the truth about reincarnation, a sudden accident brought by being elated in what kind of system would he get in next life which bring misunderstanding to idiotic God ahemm(cough) God of Creation Is this Reincarnation?......Just like those web novels that I read. So cool I cant waitttttt about my System ...... WHATTTTT IM A SYSTEM?

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