traveler of the bored god

I was spending the day like most of my other days reading shitty novels and getting ideas for shitty novels to write myself. when all of a sudden my head felt like it was going explode. After a few seconds of trying to endure the pain I heard a faint pop then nothing. I started to lose consciousness, the room started to fade from vibrant colors to dull greys and finally to black. Waking up I glance around seeing nothing but color. the most vibrant colors ever. Making the room look a bit overwhelming. I spot this grey thing in the corner as it turns it says.

"Hello there mortal what is your name?"

"WHAT THE FUCK! WHO ARE YOU and where THE FUCK AM I?" I said panicking slightly and who wouldn't I'm sure I just died!!!! Didn't I? better question is who are you?"

"I AM A GOD, I WAS FEELING RATHER BORED. SO I CHOSE YOU TO HELP ALLEVIATE SOME OF THAT BOREDOM BY GOING INTO SOME FANTASY WORLDS, AS YOU CALL THEM BUT TO ME IT IS THE MULTIVERSE."

First Me travel the multiverse? What are you a lunatic I'm just a nobody. second can you quit it with the fucking yelling please and thank you.

Sorry mortal I didn't realize i was yelling to you but before we begin what is your name?

My name is William Sinclair I was a novelist not a really good one though. so will I really get to travel the multiverse? What kind of perks will I have? Will multiple copy's of the same wor... "Shut your mouth William and let me explain Jesus Christ what's wrong with you."

"Sorry Mr. god sir I'm just easily exited." I said looking at the ground in shame as the god sighed and said "for compensation you will get three wishes with the only limit being you can't wish to become a god. oh before I forget you will get three more wishes every time you cross worlds ok? good now for a first world how about Naruto? my hair rose in excitement as I said "yes Naruto please". The god suddenly asked "Or what about twilight?" Just hearing the name killed my metaphorical buzz not that twilight was bad or anything it just was boring the biggest threat was the vultori. "no thank you" I timidly said as his smile grew He laughs and says "twilight it is" "why twilight" I asked He looked at me and said "for assuming my pronouns of course"

"What are you a she" "No I'm neither and both I am everything and nothing tell me your wishes or leave I'll find a new person" Shocked I said " sorry I'll go just give me a second to think of my wishes".

"As you wish young William but please do not take too long because in gonna take a nap."

seeing nothing else to do I begin thinking of my wishes.

_______________THREE____WEEKS____LATER____________________________________________

'Aha I think I'm ready' "ok god for my first wish I want the power of lesser creation for the second wish I want to be able to find a mate. "Pretty simple so far and your third wish?" God asked

My third wish is lesser soul manipulation."

Gods eyes narrow "why do you need soul manipulation?"

"I don't want to become bored in this world and if I'm bored so are you."

Smiling he answered "you are thoughtful I'll throw in some extra surprises have fun okay? good bye runt".

(A/N updated a little to fix some errors still working on the next chapter thanks for your patience)