4 THE third

As I killed my self,i ded.

Then I suddenly wake up,? I was like whatta fawk is this,didn't i jus kill myself not long ago,?

As I started checking the place i woke up,

I found out i wAs in a frickin forest.,

So I started walking,trying to find people

I walked for 6 kilometres,then saw the most beautiful animal,a frickin donkey with wings

It was magnificent,gorgeous, beautiful, lovely

And my first thought was 'damn id pipe if i was a donkey as well'

I went close to it and she(she's a she;) suddenly looked at me,i said "hola mamacita"

And she grunted at me then i heard a sound voice in my head then came a monotonous voice

"DING"

You have awakened the "extraordinary system"

And i said gotdamn cool.

Why did i say that?

Because it wasn't some tsundere shitty system,bahahaha:|

And so as the system finished introducing itself,it said DETECTING extraordinary spirit beast.

Turns out the donkey is a spirit beast?

And a high level one at that,

(Back to system)

The system said do you want it?

And i said HELL FUCKIN YEAH BABY.

and i heard dingggg.

I could suddenly understand the donkey

She was smOrt

And beautiful so i named her sara the magnificent donkey,.

She came close to me happy with that name(she wants me to call her sara only doe TwT).

I asked may I climb?

She nodded!

And i climb and she started running then she took off,

Flying at lightning speed,it was amathing

As we fly,I started singing.

I believe i can fly,

I believe i can fvck the sky,

Wait wrong lyrics T___T

I believe i can touch the sky.,

As i sang through da sky it went on and on for hours