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The Outer Heavens: A Satirical Potatowned Massacre

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Just the lost snippets of my novel The Outer Heavens which broke the fourth wall and addressed the one and only Ultimate Douchebag of Webnovel - Potatowned. Have fun reading about yourself getting mutilated, you son of a b****.

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# COMEDY
# TWISTED
Chapter 1The blockhead named Potatowned

They then heard a raspberry from nearby. Someone was giving them a thumbs down while blowing raspberries and acting like a smartass.

"Oh god, another set of immortals?", a spirit named Ned whined. Out of annoyance, the specters gathered around him. "What tf are you doing?"

"Agent of the Ten Commandments. We never said they are immortal. We merely mentioned their name, yet here you are spouting, 'oh god, what the hell is this blah blah blah'.", Zaibing mentioned.

"H-How did you know I was an agent of the Ten Commandments? Is it that obvious?", Ned replied.

Ghidra laughed at him. "Yeah. You're the one who wants to rush things, so let's rush your demise now, shall we?"

"Whatcha gonna do, brother?!", Ned taunted them. The specters glowed and trapped him in a force field, which quickly turned Ned into... a potato.

"Haha! Owned!", Eulin said while flipping the bird on Ned's potato body before roasting it with the Zhuque's flamethrowers. "Mm-mm-mmm! Roast taters!"

Everyone laughed at Eulin's actions.

"Shall we proceed? Take it away, auntie Seraleigh!"

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