The Disastrous Life of SpiderMan

"Ook this is a suprise, a welcome one if I say so" why am I surprised you ask, well the fact that I died, met God, got some wishes and was transmigrated into spiderman, which is weird since I never wished to be spider man.

'And why the hell am I in the middle of a highway wearing a suit!' Ohh wait isn't this the scene where the original begs to a lady for his friends admission. Should I follow what he did or ignore her, and why didn't I get Peters memor-

"AARGHHHHHH"

"huff huff" guess I spoke too early, holy fuck! my head hurts like hell.

Welp guess now I have reason to beg for his, now my friends. What is the reason you may ask, simple, one word MJ. Why am I helping them because of her, there are two, wait no three reasons as to why I am helping her, 1. according to peters memories they were in like a serious serious relationship, 2. she's the best, 3. Zendaya was the celebrity crush of a certain 14-year-old boy.

Who is that boy? I haven't formally introduced myself have I, nice to meet you folks my name is Adam, I am, no was of 14 years now a 17 year old.

Who am I even talking to.

Ah found her. I look at myself, hair check presentable appearance check, I make sure one last time that I am looking my best.

'Huuu~' here goes nothing.

*knock**knock*

"Hi I-I uh am Peter Parker " I introduce myself as she slides the windows down.

"You know you are in the middle of the street right?"

"Yes, I do and I am really sorry for that, I really needed to talk to you and you were one your way to the airport. So since we both value time I'll get straight to the point, I would like you to reconsider MJ and Neds applications, please I am begging you." I try to sound as sincere as possible

"Why should I?"

" Mam you do not realise how smart they are, agreed not on Tony Stark's level, but they could easily make it to the list of top 50 smartest people in the world . They have really bright future ahead of them, please don't deprive them of what they deserve just because they are my friends, and you won't probably believe it but, I was able to save a lot of people because of th-"

*BOOM*

Perfect timing Doc, I was running out of words to say. I look at the lady inside, Okay she's locked now I just have to ignore her until she's in a life threatening situation.

"Hello Peter" ah what a classic line.

"Hello Doctor Octavius or would you prefer to be called as Doc Ock"

"What have you done with my machine"

"Oh the power of the sun, in the palm of my hands machine" I say in a mocking tone

"Mock me all you want Peter todays the last day you would be able to do so" he started throwing cars at me after saying that.

The fact that none was able to hit me is a given with my reflexes so no worry about that. It's pretty funny swingin around you know and did I mention how cool this nano tech is, it was always my wet dream to have an armor like this.

After minute I realised something causing me to halt in my tracks, allowing a car to hit me, I ignored the tentacle mans rambling and looked towards the MIT lady's direction.

'Fuck" was all I could say when I saw the lady lying in the road bleeding from her head and two rods impaled in her stomach.

I approach her while simultaneously trying to suppress the nausea the sight in front of me was causing. Thank God she's alive, although barely, I can work with that.

I stretch my hand towards her and pulled out the rods from her stomach

[RESTORE]

And there she is in tip top condition. She is looking at me as if I am a God or something. Well restoring someone to their peak condition from a near death situation is not possible by human methods,'yet'.

Now I turn towards Doc who has is eyes nearly falling out of his sockets, why you ask? Did you really think that our favorite villain tentacle guy would leisurely watch around as I was healing the lady? Yes he wouldn't, which is why he threw all the cars he could towards my direction. Now tell me why are the cars flying above my head like kites without strings.

I grin at Doc Ock then started levitating him towards me.

Then I made some of the nanobots from my armor to enter his tentacles so that I can incapacitate him like the original did.

*tuk*tuk*BOOOOMM*

Ah yes, how can I forget about the legendary green goblin, wait he's not the goblin from the movies he's the one from the ultimate spiderman series, ugly motherfucker with wings.

Wait who are they. I see four people wearing black ops suit, How! how are they here, why is the TVA here. I thought they did not exist after all the troubles LOKI caused and wasn't this supposed to be the main timeline.

Before I could think anymore my surroundings started to change.

"Be careful what you wish for Peter"

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«To be continued ~»

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Second attempt trying to write a fanfic

wish me luck~