The adventure of the sovereign elders

An old willow tree and a huge cracked mountain were standing underneath a pagoda, both silently savoring each others company. It would have been a picturesque scene if it weren't for the dominating aura naturally flowing around them. "It has been a long time, hasn't it old willow?" the mountain groaned to the tree. "Indeed it has, fancy an adventure to awaken our old bones?" the willow wistled between the winds. "Cultivating all day harms the spirit, the mortal world should help us ease the strain, it has, afterall, been a loo...." the mountain began to snore. The willow began to whip the mountain lightly, seeing that the mountain didn't budge, it shrugged it's non existent shoulders and relented "I guess a nap won't hurt". The two senile natural disasters began their epic adventure with a nap.