Kiting Your Way to Success in Real Life
No man everstepnin the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
Heraclitus
Let me tell you this at once.
They lied to us... Be it reincarnation, regression or transmigration; name it isekai, portal fantasy or another world... THEY LIED TO US!
Well... How do you know you say? I am living my own little experience of "i don't even know what should I name it" and I can easily attest you it is no magical experience, good or bad.
So if you are reading this in any capacity don't trust any author that writes anything about that stuff, including the shitstain that has uploaded my personal diary filled with heavy profanity and sexual content on whatever platform you are reading on.
Because they are lying to you.
What I am going to tell is no secret. It is something every adult knows at some capacity but also don't realize it's genuity. Some of them simply fail and a lot more vehemently refuse to accept it. Regardless in the end, most of them neglect to tech it to their children. The truth is, equality is a lie and justice is an intention. Equity is name of the world, which will make you lose everything if you play. Because in the end, kiting always wins the game. Sadly it took me too long to find the cheatcodes.
At the age of 30, I realized that there are some games that you simply can't beat without kiting. The funny thing was, I didn't have enough time to play anything between work, marriage, and children by that age. I was finally watching the game instead of playing to realize it which was underwhelming in many ways.
Then, at the age 35 I realized that, the best pro-gamers of were also some of the best kiters of the world and even when the game didn't need kiting to win, maybe especially because of that, kiting only made them better than most of the others. The funny thing was, I didn't have a single kiting bone in me when I realized that kiting is not only a popular but also a valuable skill that can easily be translated between different games regardless of their genre. Watching pro-gamers worth millions of dollars play something trivial like dishwashing or cleaning while still finding to apply their kiting skills was not only stupidly funny but also inspiring on a weird way.
In the end, at the age of 40 I realized that. the most successful people of my generation was not hard workers, perfectionists or prodigies but real life kiters that not attack boss monsters, and then run away all over the place, dodging, but attacking the established rules of the society, norms and even the laws, and then run all over the bureaucracy, dodging inspections, and abusing the system untill it is no longer possible, feasible or tolerated. Earning through tax havens, saving it in swiss accounts, and then spending them through government supports... The funny thing was, it was against my all upbringing of beinf respectful of authority and appreciation of hierarchy.
Father, mother... Sorry to inform you but your upbringing has failed me. I was said to be overqualified for the position I want during the rejection and didn't even know that I could have easily hide some of my qualifications.
In the end, after decades of not only depreciated but also throughly punished hard work, here I am in front of you in my gangly 12 year old body. Fat chance this would be my divinely blessed second chance of karmic reward.
There is definitely something fish here...
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