Story of the Reincarnated Psychopath(Dropped)

What if God reincarnate someone who is so lazy it makes Saitama a hardworking dude. Well? Let's find out his adventures.

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"Soooo? Is this the afterlife? I think it isn't my time yet." currently checking out this place from left to right, "And... is white your favorite color perhaps?" 'I think I'm going mental, hah! Talking to myself like some crazy per... wait! White? damn... I think I'm in an asylum or something and if I'm here, can I go Joker and turn this place upside down? That could be fun'

"I do like my place mortal and I appreciate if you stay your thoughts about redecorating it, and yes to answer your first question you are in the Afterlife, Nirvana, Samsara, or Heaven it's just the same also if you are going to ask why you are here, the being who created Earth decided he didn't want your genetics....." says the being who look like Gandalf.

"It seems unfair!" I said to him with a quiet voice.

"Unfair? Hah! Say that again when your past three life doesn't revolve around being a glutton, greedy, or slothful person! Just the way of your life represents three sins already!" Say Gandalf who's voice slowly rises to full blown angry rant.

"Ummmm..... Well Gandalf, is your name Gandalf?, what's gonna happen now?" I said hoping to redirect the conversation.

"You can call me anything you like, it doesn't matter and what is gonna happen to you, you ask? You're going to reincarnate with your past three life memories intact with being a blind person, if you can't appreciate life then you won't get to see how beautiful it is, also deaf and mute." Gandalf chuckle and said while creating a holographic panel. "You can choose the world you are going to and just that."

I stood in shock for a while and he just look at me like a pitiful person.

"Is this not the Isekai section? Am I in a wrong genre or what? Where is my blessing? Gifts? System? Powerful Grandpa? Why do I have to get cursed" I mumbled while skimming the panel. "Waiiit a minute! This can't be right! What the heck is this world! Dragonball, Marvel, and Bleach!"

"What about it? And yes cursed, are you listening to me?" Gandalf rolled his eyes and huff a little.

"So here, the first choice is you need to be an alien to survive alien invasion, second you know Thanos? the big grumpy guy? and lastly I don't want to taste death again thank you very much." I said to Gandalf seriously.

"Heh!" Gandalf paused a bit and said "So how about this, I will give you a boost while you give me something."

"Can you give me an example of the SOMETHING" I said trying to think of what I want to have in the next life.

"The more blessing you have the more SOMETHING you will get." Gandalf while changing the panel.

-Greater Intelligence

-Greater Strength

-Greater Regeneration

-Super Muscle Hypertrophy

-Beast Instinct

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'So many choices! I'm already disabled, why not go all in?' I skimmed all the way to the end and murmur "Well, in for a penny, in for a pound."

"I choose this [Greater Intelligence, Greater Regeneration, Adaption Prodigy, Genius, Super Muscle Hypertrophy, Beast Instinct]" 'I hope Adaption with Instinct will help me in the next life'

"Hoooh! Are you sure about this? Where do you want to go and live your next life?" Gandalf said while slightly amazed by my guts. "You have that kind of guts and still live your life the way it is."

"I would love to experience the Marvel world, I know the story already." I said while looking at the three different kind of Marvel, first is just the normal Marvel to Endgame storyline, second with Fantastic Four, and third is with Fantastic Four, X-Men, and some characters. The first choice is out, I don't know when will I be born and I don't want to experience Thanos invading the Earth and be the unlucky half of the universe. Second choice, well I like Dr. Doom creepy guy in metal skin who can zap people with mystic arts with slightly robotic fetish, I can roll with that and lastly I have a higher chance of being born a mutant.

"The third choice is good, I choose the third and please add [Natural Occlumens] I would love to have that, the best skill in Harry Potter beside Avada Kedavra." I said while looking at him tinkering at the panel.

"Okay, you will have your blessing slowly develop as you grow up and for your SOMETHING that is for you to discover... tata! Enjoy your next life." Gandalf said grinning while pressing a button.

I look at him while having this feeling I got duped.

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[Blessed- Greater Intelligence, Greater Regeneration, Adaption Prodigy, Genius, Super Muscle Hypertrophy, Beast Instinct, Natural Occlumens] granted by *Gandalf*

[Blessed- Isekai Dumb luck] disabled by *Gandalf*

[Blessed- System] disabled by *Gandalf*

[Blessed- Transparent Soul] granted by *Gandalf*

[Cursed- Disability(Mute, Deaf, Blind)] disabled by *Gandalf*

[Cursed- Will not remember past life]

[Cursed- Divine's enemies]

[Cursed- Joker mentality] granted by *Gandalf*

Gandalf chuckle quietly to full blown laughing maniacally then slowly morphed to a red skin, goat-horned and legged dude while looking at the panel and then summoning a portal and walked away.

The panel flicker out of life like nothing happen void space, the space distorted and an old guy is stuck in the wall without life.