Chapter 1

Hi! Who am I, and what is happening? Right, I am Jean-Charles-Philippe Du Grand Soleil XXIVYZ de France. (The name will be irrelevant) And unfortunately, I just died a second ago because I choked on a croissant while I was running late for university. Why would you care that I died, a totally unknown person in another place on earth? How would I know, dumbass? Wait, wait! Don't go! I'll tell you! Please, it's not the end...

Just a few minutes ago -

"THAT'S JUST SOME DUMB BULLSHIT AND FUCKING UNFAIR IF IT'S TRUE, YOU STUPID OLD COW FART!" I impatiently exclaimed to the dilapidated old man in front of me.

"You said I FACKING choked on a piece of croissant? How is that possible, huh? I was eating the crumble pieces that were glued to my hand. It was what, 3mm? Don't kid me... asshole. Who are you?! Where am I? Where did you take me, you old fuck of a kidnapper! I know kung fu!" I calmly stated, my mind in chaos.

He looked at me with a tired expression and sighed, saying, "It's all good? You've finished? Can I talk now?" When he saw me slightly open my mouth, he slapped me square on my face, and then poof, I couldn't talk, and my mind was cleared of any anger, fear, sadness, and all negative emotions that made me blow up. "There... All good, now I can continue what I was saying. You died. End. But, it was maybe, yes, maybe not, my fault... I just spilled a little coffee on your destiny book, and it may have erased your present as it was written." He looked at me guiltlessly. If it were not for dampening my bad emotions, I think my brain would have self-destructed.

"The thing is, to hum... to sweep all that under the rug. I was searching for something to give you back in one way or another. I distastefully read your past... and saw that you're an absolute fan of going-to-another-world novels, manga, and the likes. So I will propose to you just that. One world roulette, 3 gachas, and a medium and low wish. Does that go well with you?"

Flabbergasted by what was happening and still unable to speak, I just nodded my head up and down.

"OKAY! So you will now be able to speak, but solely and only for asking questions about your 'goods,' ok?" I looked at him for two seconds and nodded again, gaining back my ability to speak.

"So, hum, can I decide what type of world I want to go to? I know there is a roulette, but just a category like anime, TV, or game worlds, for example?" He shook his head.

"Ok then, I am ready." Then a big cheap plastic roulette appeared with so many things on it, it's impossible to read. Next to it, a gacha machine appeared, just the classical white plastic thing with colorful gachapon in it. On the front of it, there is a paper glued on it saying 'Don't try to decipher what color gives what; it's random.' I looked at the old man, then slowly took my steps to the roulette.

It's irrationally big. I took the handle with my hand and tried to spin it, but I couldn't... It's too heavy. "Till the end, you'll mess with... please, man, I shut up, be cool," He looked at me for a second. "Or you could've thought a little bit and seen the lever right here to turn the roulette. Do it."

My cheeks reddened a little, and I put down the lever. The roulette spun rapidly for 10 seconds before stopping on 'Random medieval fantasy.' "Huh?! What does that mean?"

"It means what it means. I can't explain something as simple as that."

I sighed and went to the gacha, turning it three times in one go.

One blue, one white, and one red fell out of it.

Blue Gacha: Radiant Prism Step Description: Radiant Prism Step is a mystical movement technique that harnesses the power of light and reflections to achieve extraordinary agility. Practitioners of this technique can manipulate light to create illusory afterimages, confusing opponents and making it difficult to predict their movements. By stepping into the right angles of light sources, they can seemingly teleport short distances, leaving their enemies bewildered. The Radiant Prism Step also grants the user enhanced speed and the ability to blend into their surroundings by bending light around them, effectively becoming invisible in certain conditions. Masters of this technique can move swiftly and fluidly, evading attacks with grace and launching counter-attacks from unexpected angles.

Martial Art: Tiger's Roar Fury Description: Tiger's Roar Fury is a fearsome martial art inspired by the raw power and ferocity of tigers. Practitioners of this style emulate the characteristics of a tiger, utilizing their incredible strength, agility, and predatory instincts. The art focuses on explosive and devastating strikes, incorporating vicious claw-like hand techniques and powerful kicks that mimic a tiger's swiftness and lethal precision. Practitioners learn to harness their inner beast, tapping into their primal instincts during combat. The Tiger's Roar Fury relies heavily on close-range combat, grappling, and swift takedowns, making it especially effective in overpowering opponents.

Weapon Art: Titan's Wrath Description: Titan's Wrath is a powerful martial art that specializes in wielding massive, two-handed gigantic weapons with unparalleled strength and skill. Practitioners of this style are known as "Titan Warriors" and are renowned for their ability to wield colossal weapons like giant axes, hammers, or greatswords with incredible finesse and devastating force. The art's techniques involve using the weapon's momentum to generate devastating strikes, crushing through an opponent's defenses with sheer force. Titan Warriors are trained to execute precise and intricate maneuvers, allowing them to deliver powerful and well-timed blows, even with such massive weapons. To master Titan's Wrath, practitioners must possess exceptional strength, endurance, and coordination. Training involves exercises that focus on building both upper and lower body strength, as well as mastering footwork to maintain balance while wielding the heavy weapon. The art emphasizes dominating the battlefield with overpowering attacks, sweeping through multiple opponents with each swing. Titan Warriors are capable of crushing armor, breaking through shields, and creating shockwaves with their strikes, making them a formidable force on the battlefield. However, the art also demands a keen sense of timing and strategy, as the sheer size and weight of the weapon can leave practitioners vulnerable to quick and agile opponents. Nevertheless, those who master Titan's Wrath become a force to be reckoned with, capable of dealing immense damage and overpowering foes with their mighty blows.

White Gacha: The Starlight Lens Description: The Starlight Lens is a pearl that holds the ability to reveal hidden truths and see beyond illusions. When used, it grants the user enhanced perception and the capacity to uncover secrets, detect lies, and decipher codes. The Starlight Lens can be helpful in investigations, problem-solving, and understanding complex situations. However, it does not grant absolute omniscience or the ability to predict the future, keeping its power in check and promoting critical thinking and analysis. Replace eyes with better ones.

Red Gacha: The Elixir of Vitality Description: The Elixir of Vitality is a passionate red substance that contains a powerful elixir within. When consumed, it bestows the user with increased physical strength, endurance, and accelerated healing. While not making the user invincible, the elixir provides a boost to their physical abilities, give better effect on the weak. 8 hours of weakness after consuming the elixir, use it after a plentiful meal to help the body to change more easily. Without enough nutrients, death is possible.

"The hell is that?" I asked.

"Random," He answered with utmost boredom.

"Ok, thanks for that complete answer. It helped me very much... sigh So, two wishes now... Can I have a-" "NOPE," He cut me off. "Just a little something to keep track of my progression and knowledge, please. I don't ask for a cheat system at all... I wasn't thinking about it..."

"That is possible; go last one, so that moment can end, please."

"Hum... Do I keep my memories?"

"Yup, you do. Why would I keep this shit if not..."

"O-okay, relax... Can I ask for total immunity or something?" silence "Make it so that I know and learn easier healing magic, maybe? And a little subspace magic, please?"

His dead eyes became deader. "I will permit it so that I can get out."

Brimming with joy, I said, "Thanks a l-" And ZZZBIOUP, I disappeared.