Reborn in the Third Ninja war as an uchiha

Robert a normal middle aged weeb staying up late reading manga and watching anime always dreamed of being reborn but sadly he always thought that was impossible

(ROB:oh really)

But as he was thinking about his favourite Naruto character Obito uchiha he was hit by an incoming truck and died on the spot his last thought being 'I wish I had more time with everyone '

After that he woke up in a dark place which appeared as if he was floating since he couldn't feel his legs at all but just then a humongous human shaped silhouette caught his attention and he asked where he was ,the silhouette told him that he was too pathetic and the human race couldn't have trash so it decided to get rid of him and the other weebs.

'well at least life was good when it lasted' ( if you are wondering why he isn't being emotional it's because he knew he couldn't do anything just like when he realises they are ugly and can't do anything)

The silhouette then said since I watched the human race all this time and didn't clean up early I will bin you properly so I will give you 3 wishes .

To say Robert was excited was an understatement this was what he had always dreamed of so he had come up with many wishes in his 30 years of life so he asked to be reborn in the Naruto world as an uchiha,he asked to be given sage body and an infinite storage space . He asked to customise himself and the ROB agreed and a screen pooped up asking which village he would be in and he choose Konoha because it was the safest

And he chose to be born the same day as obito since the idea of the Great Ninja War (simply GNW from now on) intrigued him and he chose his appearance to be tall and handsome also he chose a 9 inch Jormungandr and last but not least his ms abilities which were kind of like obitos but more powerful.

After that the ROB teleported him away and in a cave a baby's cries could be heard and Kiyomi Uchiha an Uchiha jonin who had recently given birth looked at her beautiful baby boy and smiled as she thought he was a hero to her sad life so his name should be Hiro and she welcome little Hiro to the world

4years later

A young black haired boy could be seen sitting by the lake thinking about his future

' since I have been born the same time as obito ther should be about 10 to 11 years left before the 3rd GNW so he had to prepare as much as possible so he wanted to practice his body first since he hasn't unlocked his chakra yet and doesn't intend to because in Konoha being a genius was bad just look at how most of them turned out (Itachi) with a certain one eyed old man around he can't be too relaxed so he wanted to appear normal so he wouldn't be scorned in his clan like obito so he started with 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups and and a 10 km run and he became bald

THE END.

Just kidding so he actually started with 25 of everything like pushups and sit-ups and then ran for 1 km before being complete tired and just like that 2 months pass by in a flash and Hiro is joining the academy and entered class A which was for the clan kids and very few civilians and the only people I recognised were Kakashi,obito,guy,kurenai,hayate,asuma,yugao and anko just then a slim man with a scar on his nose entered and he introduced himself as Soga Umino for a second I thought it was iruka guess it must be his father he told us that we were going to spar and the fights were pretty boring as clan kids did their half baked taijutsu style which made fights look like kids imitating karate which was technically right but back to the fights kakashi humiliated obito that I felt bad for him but everyone called him weird and the weakest uchiha so he deserves it for shaming a great clan but I didn't give it mind as I fought yugao and from all I remember she was an anbu who was good at kenjutsu so all he did was kick her katana away and the fight was over .

Everyone started booing but he said the rules didn't prohibit doing anything to win

Soga just chuckled at the kid being smart.

(AN:try to guess his ms abilities)