Poison Dragon Cultivation

Name: Poison Dragon Cultivation
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Author: PotatoGodofTime

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I'm drunk when I made this Novel from eating too much pizzeria beer from the legendary potato pizzeria why did I say pizzeria twice idk man let do read this Novel!

Chapter 1I'm a bit drunk writing this Chapter...

Within the dark forest of the dark night...yeah the moonshine down the heavenly cave of a random dragon birth offspring thinking cave stuff...

*Crack!*

Many eggs crack lol large eggs I mean by the yolk of that juicy egg right up my deedee...yeah drunk please no help kill me of ebolas...yeah let continue lol...the eggs was as the size of a small size boulder my lord...

Every babies dragon look strong and stuff yeah dragon appearance stuff...Chinese dragon appearances because it in a cultivation Chinese Asian deedee era thing or so something potatoes!?

"Look at those beautiful babies my lord!" cried the female dragon which I don't have to describe her appearance lol but all I can tell you that she is smaller than the make dragon beside her and her skin color is light blue...please kill muh!

"Shut up!" The male dragon angrily shouted at her, "You just a dhore (Dragon...whore...remove w with d because d=dragon...please kill me) who is meant to get Ducked and pregmango by this lord here and give birth so I can sell the weak one's and keep the strong ones!"

"Yes yes, I am a dhore my lord please punish my potato!" the female dragon cried with lust in her eyes.

"Hahahaha!" the male dragon laugh at the female dragon, "You dhore how dare you demand from this lord!? You tire of living as a potato dragon!? Imma punish you with the power of this lord power!"

"Yesssss pleaseeeee give it to muh!" the female dragon jumped into the arms of the male dragon and then they do dex stuff...

Within the eggs lies a potato egg...open crack...appears a black colored dragon lolololololol of a Human 5 years old size lololololololol so yeah...the first thing it hears is...

"Ah-yeah!"

"Omg!"

"Gimme it to me please!"

"So hard go faster!"

*Flapping noise...*

*Slapping noise...*

*Deedee noise...*

Ok...he thought...I'm getting the fuck out of this shitty ass deedee hole lol...and I know you been wondering how did the baby newborn potato learn what this deedee is doing!? We'll he not your average Pokemon anymore...it a mega evolution dragon lolololololol....Yeah...

Soooo our protagonist left the cave to get food and stuff for survival lol...he find fruit on trees he climb using his sharp nails and teeth and pick them all out and ate one in his hand but it taste like shit so he find different fruits from other trees but they all taste the same...Shit...

*Buzzz!*

Omg, he found a fly! A large one at that!

"A Wild Fly Demon Insect Appears!"

Yeah he got a system too lol...

Something display in front of blacky dragon...

Fly Demon Insect

Type: Insect, Poison

Cultivation Stage: Low-Tier Foundation Realm (2nd Realm)

Passive: None

Ability: Poison Bite

Omg a wild Pokemon appears! Gonna catch them a- I mean gonna eat them all! Gotta eat them all to extinction!

Please comment, review, share, and Support me by not wasting any spirit stones in this dead off novel also I will discontinued my other novels now...also I am making a novel about my ideas...lol too much ideas in my head which made my wrote too much novels crieddddddddddddddddddd...and yeah please check this novel cover lol...

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