Neji..F**** up

"Right, as Neji said, 'You, Naruto Uzumaki, how dare you interrupt my match!'

'Hey, it's not just that,' Naruto replied. 'Just relax, you pay life freak,' as Neji said.

'What? What did you say to me?' Neji was about to attack Naruto when Jiraiya intervened, causing Naruto to smirk. 

Naruto said, 'Now just calm down, Neji. I will beat you up in the Chunin Exams. Just relax.' Naruto then picked up the injured Hinata and handed her to Kurenai-sensei, who took her to the hospital.

Naruto returned to his original position, and the one-month training period began. During this time, Naruto met Jiraiya.

Jiraiya said, 'Okay Naruto, I am your godfather, or whatever. I'm going to train you.'

Naruto replied, 'Yes, okay.'

Jiraiya continued, 'Alright, I shall teach you the super awesome technique of summoning.' He showed Naruto the hand signs, and Naruto slammed his hand to the ground, summoning a toad. Naruto said, 'Okay,' as he performed the summoning jutsu and a great toad appeared. It was Gamabunta.

Naruto stood on Gamabunta's head, and Jiraiya was shocked. 'This kid just signed the contract and didn't even make any hand signs. He just slammed his foot to the ground, and Gamabunta appeared, the boss of the toads.'

Gamabunta was still angry. 'How dare you summon me! No, you are not the one. You just have to take this test or whatever.'

Naruto stood on Gamabunta's head, reading the Icha Icha Paradise book that Jiraiya had given him moments ago. Jiraiya told Naruto that he was the author of that book, and Naruto took an interest in it and started to read.

Gamabunta was jumping here and there and got angry when he saw Naruto was not paying attention to him. Naruto had chakra on his feet and was just reading the book. Finally, Gamabunta gave in and said, 'Alright, brat, you win. You are my summoner now.'

Naruto said, 'Okay,' as Gamabunta disappeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto then dashed towards the ground and said, 'Well, that's a problem.' Jiraiya thought, 'Oh, I have to save him!' but he saw that Naruto was now flying in the air because he had good control over the wind element. Naruto finally landed on the ground, still reading the book.

Jiraiya said, 'You like that book, kid?'

Naruto looked towards Jiraiya and said, 'To be honest, it's quite perverted, but good work.' Naruto then looked toward Jiraiya and smiled a little, giving him a thumbs up.

Jiraiya said, 'Alright, since you have learned that technique, I shall teach you another jutsu, a super awesome jutsu: Rasengan.' Naruto eagerly responded, 'Sure, teach me Rasengan!'"

"Well, the first step—" but before Jiraiya could finish, Naruto said, "can you took the liberty of making the Rasengan once again." Jiraiya was thinking, *What is this kid going to do?* as Naruto said, "Hmm, rotation, control, and containment. Three steps."

Jiraiya was shocked as Naruto continued, "Huh, it seems that it's an incomplete jutsu after all." Jiraiya's eyes widened; he knew that Minato wanted to add his element to the Rasengan, but this kid had figured it out like it was nothing.

"Alright," Naruto said as he put his hand upward, and suddenly chakra started to appear. Rotation, containment, everything. A Rasengan was formed as Naruto looked at it. Jiraiya was shocked—it took Minato four years to create it and Jiraiya months to master it, but this kid just saw the technique once and already made one. He was speechless.

Naruto lifted his hand further, and then wind started to engulf the Rasengan. In front of Jiraiya's eyes, it became the Wind Style: Wind Rasenshuriken. Naruto said, "Huh, what a good jutsu after all. Well, for once I have to use my hands." He threw the Rasenshuriken towards the forest, creating a big crater, leaving Jiraiya with his jaw on the ground and eyes popping out of their sockets. "What? What is this kid?" Jiraiya thought, looking at Naruto, who was nonchalantly staring at the crater.

Naruto picked up his book and started to read again. He then looked towards Jiraiya, "Anything else you want to teach me?"

Jiraiya said, "Well, I can teach you some more jutsus."

Naruto replied, "Then hurry up."

Jiraiya gulped, realizing that at the rate Naruto was going, he would learn everything Jiraiya knew in one month. Jiraiya sighed and said, "Okay, I shall teach him more jutsus." 

For one month, Naruto trained with Jiraiya, mastering the jutsus. Then the first match of the Chunin Exams began. The proctor announced, "First match, Naruto Uzumaki vs. Neji Hyuga." Neji stood there with an arrogant smirk, thinking he could handle whatever came his way.

The proctor called again, "Naruto Uzumaki?" There was no response. Neji smirked, thinking Naruto must have run away out of fear. The proctor called one last time, "Naruto Uzumaki?" But before he could finish the sentence, flames started to appear in the arena, and Naruto appeared.

"Yo," Naruto said as the proctor sighed, "Why are you late?"

Naruto pulled out his book, "I was reading this book, that's why."

Kakashi's eyes widened, "That's my man!" he said proudly.

Kurenai looked at Kakashi with anger and put him under a genjutsu, making Kakashi see all his Icha Icha Paradise books burning. Kakashi fell to the ground, crying comical tears, and everyone sweat-dropped. 

Sasuke arrived on time, which was why Kakashi was there. The proctor sighed and said, "Alright, now are you both ready?"

Neji nodded, and Naruto, still reading his book, nodded too. "Okay, now begin!" the proctor announced.

Neji looked at Naruto, who was not paying any attention to him and was still reading his book. Neji said, "Do you really think you can take me on, you failure, you demon?" Naruto showed no expression and continued reading. 

Neji, getting angrier, said, "Arrogant, huh? Well, I will destroy you here, then you shall see that destiny has already—"

"Declare me the winner! I am Neji Hyuga, the strongest in the Hyuga clan!" But before he could even complete his sentence, he was slammed into the wall by an unseen force. He didn't even see it coming as Naruto, still reading his book in mid-air, pushed past Neji and slammed him into the wall. Naruto was getting a bit annoyed because Neji was disturbing his reading.

Neji activated his Byakugan and dashed towards Naruto, trying to deliver his attacks. "Two Palms, Four Palms, Eight Palms, Sixteen Palms, Thirty-Two Palms, Sixty-Four Palms!" Neji shouted, but Naruto was dodging each and every one of them while still reading his book. Neji was now in pure anger and shock. The spectators sighed, realizing Neji would be humiliated even more, knowing he couldn't win against Naruto, who had easily defeated the ANBU members.

"You demon! You cannot win against me! I am a prodigy! Destiny has declared me the winner! You should just give up!" Neji shouted. Naruto continued reading his book, ignoring him. The audience began to laugh at Neji as Naruto didn't give him a second glance.

Neji, frustrated, dashed towards Naruto again, trying to deliver more attacks, but Naruto had had enough. A gust of wind knocked Neji back, slamming him into the same crater and making it even bigger. Neji, still able to stand, screamed, "You damn bastard! I'll destroy you! Your parents, you are the demon your parents left behind, and I bet there must be some weak links—" But before he could say anything further, chains emerged from the ground and wrapped around Neji. They were chakra chains from Naruto.

Everyone was shocked to see the chakra chains. Without looking at Neji, Naruto slammed him to the ground, causing him to scream in agony. Naruto then slammed him all over the arena, Neji's screams echoing everywhere. Finally, Naruto released him from the jutsu, slamming him to the ground one last time. Surprisingly, Neji was still a little conscious.

but naruto won

When Naruto took over the seat of the Uzumaki clan and all the property that Kushina had, it completely destroyed many civilian council members, especially the Hyuga clan, who had taken over most of the Uzumaki clan's property because they were the most powerful clan at that time. Now, they had to return all that property to Naruto. After that, the Chuunin exam started, and everything proceeded as usual, except that Sasuke did not get the Cursed Seal. Naruto defeated Neji, and it was time for Sasuke versus Gaara. 

This time, Sasuke was not late and arrived on time as the Proctor announced, "Sasuke Uchiha versus Gaara of the Sand." Both entered the arena. Sasuke was a bit stronger since he had been training with Naruto and did not have the curse mark holding him back. The fight began and followed a similar course as Sasuke destroyed Gaara's arm, forcing Gaara to retreat to the forest. The Konoha invasion began, but Naruto still had to protect his home. He created 1,000 shadow clones to fight the invaders. 

Since Orochimaru was unable to place the curse mark on Sasuke, he focused on killing the Third Hokage, Sarutobi. Naruto sent some of his shadow clones to assist Sarutobi in the barrier. Meanwhile, Naruto caught up to Sasuke, who was in bad condition. Without the curse mark, Sasuke could keep up a little, but Gaara still overwhelmed him. Sakura, being useless, was also there, trapped. Naruto made shadow clones to rescue Sasuke from Gaara's attack. Naruto confronted Gaara, who had unleashed the One-Tail. 

Naruto declared he wasn't planning on dying yet and used wind to protect himself, pushing Gaara away. As Gaara prepared to attack again, Naruto used his wind and fire style jutsus to overpower Gaara, forcing him into his full Shukaku state. Naruto summoned Gamabunta, who was surprised to see Shukaku. Using shadow clones and Gamabunta's oil and fire techniques, they managed to weaken Shukaku. Gaara, now bleeding and back to his senses, was defeated.

During the Konoha invasion, Orochimaru summoned the First and Second Hokage to attack Hiruzen and Naruto. However, Naruto's wind attacks gave Hiruzen an advantage. Naruto managed to defeat and seal the reanimated Hokages, shocking Orochimaru. As Orochimaru tried to escape, Kabuto appeared, and they left. Sasuke and the others arrived to see how Naruto had defeated the invaders, and the Third Hokage survived.

Time passed, and the village recovered. During the promotions, Shikamaru was promoted to Chunin for his strategic skills, Sasuke for his performance against the One-Tail, and Naruto to an elite Chunin for assisting Sasuke and fighting Orochimaru. Some council members disapproved but had to agree due to Naruto's strength and influence.

Sasuke, approached by the Sound Four, refused Orochimaru's offer as he believed Orochimaru couldn't make him stronger. When the Sound Four tried to kidnap Sasuke, Naruto easily defeated them. Sasuke finally requested Naruto to train him to avenge his brother, Itachi. Naruto agreed on the condition that he could use the Uchiha library.

Jiraiya offered Naruto training, but Naruto had responsibilities in the village. Jiraiya assured he would get permission from the Third Hokage, and Naruto figured out how to manage his council seat. Naruto revealed to the council his true heritage as the son of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze. This shocked the civilian council, but they had to accept it when presented with the evidence. Naruto demanded the Flying Raijin jutsu, which was his by right, to visit the village during his training trip.

After some debate, Naruto was granted the jutsu and permission to leave the village. However, he insisted that Sasuke should join him on the trip to prevent him from seeking power from Orochimaru. The council reluctantly agreed, and the training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto, and Sasuke began.