Meat saber swordsman
Twenty Thousand miles to the west of Zhang Clan , In a very desolate corner , there was a tombstone .
Suddenly a hand came out of the grave. Just like a scene from a horror movie. It was a scene which would have scared anyone to death
Lin Fan :" That fucking bitch... And I was raped by that bitch , thinking about makes me feel like shit".
Lin Fan felt that current him was not even match for a normal cultivator. But the question was despite having power to overcome ranks and fight some at higher level , Why was it that he couldn't even win in a spar against that Bitch Huiling. Upon asking system he gained understanding of the matter.
According to System this was because Lin Fan had not adapted to this world and body. Due to Lin Fan's mentality of treating all of this passively and not accepting his identity.
In Lin Fan's words ' It's like Posessing your neighbor's body to fuck her wife but not able to make her cum even with a twelve inch dick ' .
Lin Fan :" So all I have to do is let the previous owner of body rest in peace or merge with his residual soul and accept my new Identity. It's simple , System give me something to solve this situation but keep it under 50,000 points ".
System displayed list of items which could help me.
Hmm...
Yang essence : 10,000 points
One of the ingredient required in formation of Nascent pill. Helps for injuries related to soul and individually can help in merging soul fragments. Increases soul power. Results in a boner for entire life.
Lin Fan :"...."
I have 1,70,350 points. Fuck that bitch didn't even left my corpse rest in peace. Even going all the way to defile my body in my death, that Necrophile maniac Bitch.
Gamer Girl Bath water : 15,000 points
Obviously bath water of a gamer girl, what else did you expect ?
Lin Fan:"...."
Coke bottle: 20,000 points
Buy once to get never ending supply of coke for your entire life. It will heal your soul of the scars of foreign world.
Lin Fan :" ... System, if you are trying to incite me into buying coke, You underestimate me. Hurry and give me a bottle "
Now Lin Fan has 1,20,350 points left . He was scrolling through the list and finally found out the things he needed.
Mirror of truth : 69,000 Points
Helps you to meet know Your true self .Works better than crappy self introduction topics written in kindergarten.
Lin Fan:" My professional business sense tingles just reading the description. I am sure this is the thing I need "
After buying the mirror it appears in his system storage . Lin Fan summons the mirror out of storage.
Mirror abruptly materializes in front of Lin Fan. When he started at his own reflection in the mirror, he heard a whisper
' When you gaze into the abyss , the abyss also gazes back into you '
Suddenly Lin Fan felt his consciousness blurring and he passed out yet again.
.....
Lin Fan came to his senses and abruptly woke up.
Upon checking out his surroundings ,he found out that he was in a white expanse . It was a room not too big but neither too small. In the center of the room there was a chair and a person who looked similar to me sat on the chair. The person had white hair.
Lin Fan :" Why does this remind me of something..... Am I missing something important ... what could it be.... It looks like I had seen something similar before "
The person had his eyes hidden under his bangs. He slowly got up and slowly began to walk towards Lin Fan. Lin Fan watched him without letting his guard down.
??? :" Who are you ?"
Lin Fan:" Call me ' Daddy' "
??? :"...."
The white haired guy slowly lifted his hands and touched Lin Fan's cheeks. With waves of goosebumps rising Lin Fan said with a quivering voice.
Lin Fan :" S-son..., B-Brother.... I do not have peculiar prefrences so...*wheezing* Ah !! Don't choke me , help me"
??? :" Give me back my body "
White hair tightly gripped Lin Fan's throat and choked him. Lin Fan seems to remember why this whole thing seemed familiar to him.
Lin Fan :( Fuck, now will he now eat me up)
By eating I mean literally . Lin Fan had no choice but to do something. So he hurriedly thought of something and quickly said.
Lin Fan :" Oi , do you want to kill your self . If I die , you will also cease to exist "
White hair :" I want revenge. If you can give me my revenge, I will give you my body , if you can't I will take you down with me even if I have to die "
Damn do you really have to do it. But it's not like I am gonna say no to such things.
Lin Fan :" But because of your rejection I can't control my cultivation. Neither can I cultivate, Nor could I use it's strength . Say how could I take revenge ? "
White hair:" Then accept me as a part of yourself. Accept my soul, my memories and my body and proclaim it loudly to the entire world ... "
" " I Am Lin Fan !!!" ".
With that white hair lifted his head up and I finally saw his face. The face was identical enough to proclaim him as his carbon copy. White hair smiled and hugged Lin Fan and gently whispered in Lin Fan's ears.
White Hair:" Actually I prefer to be pushed down rather than pushing someone down "
Lin Fan:" ...."
with that White hair dissipated into thin air and the white expanse shattered like a glass. Lin Fan found himself near his grave standing there in front of a broken mirror.
Suddenly Lin Fan felt something that restricted him breaking inside himself and felt the flow of the purple qi for the first time in his life ( only been 5 days till transmigration ).
Lin Fan :" Okay , now first step of ' Steps to make Zhang Clan despair ' is complete ".
And now finally for the first time Lin Fan actually brandished his sword to practice the sword art given to him by the system.
Lin Fan began to search for weapon in the store
Light saber (Mortal grade) : . 1000 points
Although named saber but it is a bona fide Laser sword. Solar powered and can last 10 days continuously for single charge. Strength can be adjusted .
Incinerate ( Passive ) : The area targeted will be affected with high density burns.
Lin Fan :" As old adage say , ' Only a (meat) saber can satisfy a Horny Bitch ' , I will tread on the difficult path of becoming the ' Meat saber swordsman ' of this era"